Thermopylae 15,288 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 No not a story line from an old episode of Star Trek rather our own Kirk Broadfoot has apparently been injured in his kitchen by an exploding egg. I never bought the sun or record so someone else will need to fill in all the gory details Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankie 505 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Eggstraordinary... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane 3 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 The man can't even work a microwave!!!! How does he get a game for Rangers??? He makes Dave McPherson (The Donkey) look like Maldini!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickieboo1972 25 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 No not a story line from an old episode of Star Trek rather our own Kirk Broadfoot has apparently been injured in his kitchen by an exploding egg. I never bought the sun or record so someone else will need to fill in all the gory details was poaching two eggs in microwave. took them out. one exploded in his face and severely burnt him with boling water. tit sums up our season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
westenclosuregal 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Fuck sake Kirk, you really are a sandwich short of a picnic son Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastEnclosureBear 3,024 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 http://sport.stv.tv/home/96548-microwave-l...gg-on-his-face/ The gory details...! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Stars Bearette 1 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 The man can't even work a microwave!!!! How does he get a game for Rangers??? He makes Dave McPherson (The Donkey) look like Maldini!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootSpeedKillLight 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 http://sport.stv.tv/home/96548-microwave-l...gg-on-his-face/ The gory details...! How many puns can you get into one article? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McBoyd 355 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 :lol: FFS kirk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueballss 3,039 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Eggstraordinary... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1689 1 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 sounds like the yolks on him da tum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 When he's fit again he will need the supporters to egg him on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dietspam 733 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 ffs Kirk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaguy51 941 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Eggs in a microwave?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootSpeedKillLight 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Eggs in a microwave?! I don't think our Kirk's the sharpest tool in the drawer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
davie1689 1 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 When he's fit again he will need the supporters to egg him on i hope he has a hard shell with the beating he may take on this one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenDavis 112 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Eggs in a microwave?! I don't think our Kirk's the sharpest tool in the drawer. He'd probably cut himself if he was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest therabbitt Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 That cheered me right up, cracking story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnstoneBear 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 My goodness Kirk, is there anything that you CAN do with even a slight bit of competence? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amac9 2,060 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Can't play football and can't cook. He should take a leaf out of Lorenzo Amoruso's book. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minstral 5,375 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 It might bring him out of his shell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark_ni 12 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 PMSL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Newells Sexist Army 2 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 He was out for the season anyway, all this does is possibly spoil his dashing good looks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibleedblue 0 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I have no sympathy for anyone who uses a microwave to poach eggs. Was trying to think of an egg related joke/pun with the soldiers at Ibrox but nothing was working. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueboy94 54 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Oh fur fucks sake... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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