Greeting from Bursa (The city of Green Crocodiles)

[Craig Ward 12]

You did say they wouldn't get any points!

I said you didn't know anything about football because you don't!

No I didn't, I said they would be lucky to get a point, prick.

Because you said so?

Answer the rest of my questions:

said they'll qualify, (where does that leave us BTW?)

I HAVE heard of them, & how the fuck would you know if I have or haven’t heard of them?, & how did that come up? (That’s 3 questions BTW)

[californiadreamin52 339]

Please warn your fellow supporters not to visit Celtic shops while in Glasgow as all the merchandise is fake due to the fact that this lot is labouring under impression that Celtic are an actual football team

[The Gas Man 190]

We have Alan 'McShagger' McGregor, bestest keeper in whole universe.

You've probably heard Steven Whittakers, he best offense back in any football team. He scores 11 goals from defendersive position.

We have Majid Bougherra, he eats turkey on sandwich every day for breakfast.

We have Vladimir Weiss, he small but he goodest.

Also free scoring offensive sensational Kenny 'score from anywhere' Miller. He best strike in galaxy.

Also you notice Kirk 'egg on face' Broadfoot. World recognise bestest worst haircut and bestest crazy injury specialist 2010!

We is awesomer than you!

Funniest post i've read

[4boysandabaw 3]

Thank you to the Bursa fans coming on here to offer assistance for our trip there.

[kanjo 26,328]

Seems nice they're willing to help us out with travel, but i dont think we should under estimate anyone in our situation, though at the same time no one should under estimate rangers.

We've been to much more intimidating places than Turkey can offer and coped well, but it should be no reason to be cocky.

Let's be professional and do our best and see where it gets us

[OrangeBurn 57]

hmm.

we are the biggest candidate for Turkish league again.

I tink we will be the surprise team of champions league. We have balanced team. All footballer of our team has ability to score especially controller backs. corners and free kick our most important strike tactics.

we are a wonderfull counter attack team.Favourite players are Volkan Şen, Ozan ipek an Sercan Yıldırım.Next year you could see this players at europans biggest clubs.Especially You couldnt find a fast striker as Sercan on the world.

Also our goalkeeper dimitar ivankov is the third most scorer goalkeeper on the world. Last year he scorede 4 goals

I think Bursaspor is hard team for pot4.

In addition we have 6 points in two matches.

We beated Galatasaray 0-2 at Istanbul last saturday.

PISH. You clearly haven't seen our speed demon Andreas Velicka. Good luck trying to contain our freak of nature. :velicka:

I hope you enjoy the trip here, and we'll hopefully enjoy the trip to Turkey.

Expect singing outside and inside the ground from the Rangers support.

Oh btw, your 'keeper's scoring record has nothing on McGregors scoring record. Some of them are beauties.

[WilliamFyfe 1,438]

I love the new stadium concept

That's not a croc

[OrangeBurn 57]

That's not a croc

IT'S A SNAKEEE!!

[MosesMcNeil 1,664]

IT'S A SNAKEEE!!

And it's green and grey.

[OrangeBurn 57]

And it's green and grey.

And it's got a metal tongue

[WilliamFyfe 1,438]

So they have a Croc mascot but make a Snake stadium?

[MosesMcNeil 1,664]

And it's got a metal tongue

And it's sucked all the colour out of it's surroundings.

[MosesMcNeil 1,664]

So they have a Croc mascot but make a Snake stadium?

Well they didn't make it. It's a concept that may well lead to the beheading of the architects when the Bursa fans realise they intend to build a green and grey hooped, metal tongued snakee instead of a pretty crocodile.

[OrangeBurn 57]

Well they didn't make it. It's a concept that may well lead to the beheading of the architects when the Bursa fans realise they intend to build a green and grey hooped, metal tongued snakee instead of a pretty crocodile.

:lol:

I looked at the title of the thread - "Greeting from Bursa (The city of Green Crocodiles)"

What colour are Crocodiles usually?

[MosesMcNeil 1,664]

What colour are Crocodiles usually?

The more you look at it - frankly - that concept looks fuck all like a crocodile.

[OrangeBurn 57]

The more you look at it - frankly - that concept looks fuck all like a crocodile.

I agree. Infact, it looks like a small fat snake.

"Greeting from Bursa (The city of small fat green snakes)"?

[The Hammer 11 2,579]

:lol:

I looked at the title of the thread - "Greeting from Bursa (The city of Green Crocodiles)"

What colour are Crocodiles usually?

Well if we take a couple of cans of spray paint we can make them red white and blue

[OrangeBurn 57]

Fixed it lads

Now that would be impressive.

[WilliamFyfe 1,438]

:lol:

[JamieD 18,948]

Fixed it lads

Now that would be impressive.

The best thing I have ever seen.

[PedrosHeroes 26]

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you the Steve Irwin Memorial Stadium

[dispatcher_croc 0]

And it's got a metal tongue

hi everyone,

i'm fan of the bursa too.

firstly, this is just a stadium project so we can't expect to be completely same as a real crocodile. IMO, similar enough to.

i hope we can again entertainment you at our subject new arena at another one CL or UEFA league org. in the future. maybe yr ideas can change when you see the real one.

anyway,

i think realy hard duration for us because of our less experience at the eropen arena though we're so trust our crocs and believe we will be successful.

as my friends said that, pls do not hesitate to ask us if you need any assist about yr turkiye trip or you have any question.

[thebooler 4,509]

And it's got a metal tongue

And its stomach's gonny be full o shite.

[thebooler 4,509]

Is it jist me that senses we could be gettin set up for an ambush here?

[caseyjones 3,009]

Is it jist me that senses we could be gettin set up for an ambush here?

Let them try!