Al Jolson 3 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 ......like"He's got two good feet". Do people normally have one good foot and one bad foot?"The keeper could do nothing about that goal"Really? So he couldn't have saved it and prevented a goal?"He's good in the air for his height". Is there a certain height at which people are good in the air?"He's surprisingly fast for a big guy". Are big guys normally slow? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossDas 1,071 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 "Cross-come-shot" is a bit of a weird one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobar 13,676 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 "Celtc Champions" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RatedRpoed 16 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 saying someone has scored a great penalty when the GK would have saved it if they dived the other way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chambo 197 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 "Good touch for a big lad!"As if because he's tall he should be like a giraffe on roller skates!"If they didn't have [insert players name] they wouldn't be half as good!"Well they do have him, they paid £4m so they could have him! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz123 598 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 The phrase `up top` makes me cringe for some reason. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyRfc 20 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 ......like"He's got two good feet". Do people normally have one good foot and one bad foot?"The keeper could do nothing about that goal"Really? So he couldn't have saved it and prevented a goal?"He's good in the air for his height". Is there a certain height at which people are good in the air?"He's surprisingly fast for a big guy". Are big guys normally slow? Alot of players are one footed and can literally do nothing with the other. Gregg Wylde for example.You'd expect a big tall guy to be good in the air as he already has a height advantage and the opposite for a small guy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosesMcNeil 1,664 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 'Playing in the hole' It's no a porno FFS! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the goal machine 7,806 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 "Your Gerrards, Lampards..." etc.There's only 1 of them! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper 117 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 ......like"He's got two good feet". Do people normally have one good foot and one bad foot?"The keeper could do nothing about that goal"Really? So he couldn't have saved it and prevented a goal?"He's good in the air for his height". Is there a certain height at which people are good in the air?"He's surprisingly fast for a big guy". Are big guys normally slow? yes, Naturally players who are both footed aren't actually born that way, My guess is that it takes hours & hours on the training ground perfecting the weaker foot.They're are some areas in the goal that ANY keeper simply cannot get to whilst he is in the centre of the goalposts.No their isn't a certain height, Although wouldn't you agree Naismith is good in the air for his height? He wins an incredible amount of headers considering he's only around 5ft 8-10ish, Compare him to Kyle Lafferty who is 6ft 3 & that "Saying" will make alot of sense.Yes, Larger players often arent blessed with a good turn of speed so it is rare to see a big man traveling at pace. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Jolson 3 Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 yes, Naturally players who are both footed aren't actually born that way, My guess is that it takes hours & hours on the training ground perfecting the weaker foot.They're are some areas in the goal that ANY keeper simply cannot get to whilst he is in the centre of the goalposts.No their isn't a certain height, Although wouldn't you agree Naismith is good in the air for his height? He wins an incredible amount of headers considering he's only around 5ft 8-10ish, Compare him to Kyle Lafferty who is 6ft 3 & that "Saying" will make alot of sense.Yes, Larger players often arent blessed with a good turn of speed so it is rare to see a big man traveling at pace.Thanks for that Professor Hawking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueAndWhite 37 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 "early doors" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amac9 2,060 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I remember Chris Coleman saying Steven N'Zonzi was a better player without the ball because he is quick and energetic If you are no use with the ball at your feet then you shouldn't be a footballer! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
swanseabear 25 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 "Will {insert South American/Southern European footballer} be up for a trip to {insert shit football team} on a Wednesday evening in December?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
THFC6061 4 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 "He hit it with his favourite left foot"Really?He has another left foot which he doesn't fancy as much then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
papaguy51 912 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 "He hit that almost too well" when the ball goes over the bar.No.No, he didn't. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieD 19,011 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I find it endlessly puzzling that a player with a good left foot doesn't merely have a left foot, he has a "wand" or "cultured left peg" but a player with a good right foot just has a good right foot. Right feet are never cultured and they are definitely never a wand. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstone Burgh 1,642 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 And that's a great goal by Sebo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ribz2009 12 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 ......like"He's got two good feet". Do people normally have one good foot and one bad foot?"The keeper could do nothing about that goal"Really? So he couldn't have saved it and prevented a goal?"He's good in the air for his height". Is there a certain height at which people are good in the air?"He's surprisingly fast for a big guy". Are big guys normally slow? Lol there's a lot of bad sayings but your examples are pretty logical tbh Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradfield 35 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 "Denied by the woodwork". I know what they mean, but it winds me up anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueAndWhite 37 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Aye, what a shite OP Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdocherty72 215 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 The real winner tonight was football.We’ve reached the business end of the season.This game needs a goal.If a Brazilian had scored that goal we’d be raving about it for days.That was schoolboy defending. - Celtic schoolboys weren't good at defending. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConorRFC51 38 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Not a saying, but I don't really get how hitting the post/crossbar isn't counted as a shot on target.The net is the target, the posts and crossbar are part of the net. It therefore should be counted as a shot on target. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosesMcNeil 1,664 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 "Denied by the woodwork". I know what they mean, but it winds me up anyway.Me too - because what they mean is missed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosesMcNeil 1,664 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 "That's the best time to score."Oh FFS. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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