Tam3r0wn 12 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Fuck sake, my guy is a fucking TubeHAD to make him South African. What an unstoppable moron I am.Any chance I could see the screenshot of my guy? It's the wrong one! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbo 588 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 DMITRI WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I should never have made him dislike Barca Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy500 463 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 He hasn't died yet! Fuck. I reserve that joke for when it happens in game and news on your player goes quiet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamienM855 413 Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 I can reveal why Dmitri is such an idiot!Take a look at the following...Favorite People (3 max.): Michael Owen, Danny Wellbeck, Sir Alex Ferguson.Disliked People (3 max.): Roberto Mancini, Mario Balotelli, Luis SuarezFavorite Clubs (3 max.): Rangers, Man Utd & Port Vale.Disliked Clubs (3 max.): Celtic, Barcelona, Valencia. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Struth 137 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Arrrrgh. starch you clown. Get a team pronto. I'll be happy to go Exeter. Dmitri sign for Barca mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbo 588 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I can reveal why Dmitri is such an idiot!Take a look at the following...Favorite People (3 max.): Michael Owen, Danny Wellbeck, Sir Alex Ferguson.Disliked People (3 max.): Roberto Mancini, Mario Balotelli, Luis SuarezFavorite Clubs (3 max.): Rangers, Man Utd & Port Vale.Disliked Clubs (3 max.): Celtic, Barcelona, Valencia.Mug move in hindsight Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkrfc 0 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Not bad, you got a few good clubs sniffing around. At least, if you sign for them, your club wont demand as much as City Arsenal it is £5.25 million at 14 Unlucky for the guys stuck in their countries for 2 years! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky. 6,927 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 DJW1992, good signing for Wigan! Keep 'em up, will you? Also to Dave Keith, highest pay? Big move as well. Its getting interesting.Who do we think picked up the best move? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKingObv 10,646 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I put Barcelona, Real Madrid and Man Utd in my favourite teams hoping I could get one.Barca show major interest (offer me a contract I assume?) and i reject them Clemdog 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamienM855 413 Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 Fuck sake, my guy is a fucking TubeHAD to make him South African. What an unstoppable moron I am.Any chance I could see the screenshot of my guy? It's the wrong one!What you mean the wrong one mate, this is what you posted on the sign up.SIGN UP FORMFirst Name: WiseSecond Name: MagumboCommon Name (Optional):Full Name (Optional):Date Of Birth (Without year):1993City of Birth:SowetoNationality:South AfricaSecond Nations (Optional, EU nation required if original nationality is non-EU):ScotlandPreferred Squad Number:5Languages ( Max 3, And rating /15):EnglishNatural Position:DMCHeight (CM):185Weight (KG):90Left or Right Foot (only one!):RightStrongest Attributes (6 max.)[list here]:Strength, Work Rate, Tackling, Jumping, Acceleration, PacePreferred Moves (2 max) [list here]:Dives into tackles, comes deep to get ballFavorite People (3 max.):Disliked People (3 max.):Favorite Clubs (3 max.):Rangers, Arsenal, BarcelonaDisliked Clubs (3 max.):Celtic, Man U, Man CityHow your player looks:Personal Attributes:All Attributes in this section out of 20.Adaptability:15Ambition:13Controversy (higher number for more controversy):18Loyalty:11Pressure:20Professionalism:9Sportsmanship:4Temperament(how well you control your temper):6Will update this post in a moment with a new screenshot, the games going forward atm. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbo 588 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I put Barcelona, Real Madrid and Man Utd in my favourite teams hoping I could get one.Barca show major interest (offer me a contract I assume?) and i reject them Its not me its my mate. His favorite team is Man Utd and I prefer Madrid to Barca so I put Barca down as the negative hoping if both teams went in for him he'd end up at Real.I didn't think his hatred would be so much he'd reject them ahead of a career at East Stirling Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thommo 708 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 I think Xand Yappalenko could be the first to retire. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart1994 4,303 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Loving this thread in stitches about the South African player Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKingObv 10,646 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Damien, I think you should make a new post for each update. Will be easier to keep track of I reckon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky. 6,927 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Loving this thread in stitches about the South African player Brilliant is'nt it. Its him and Dmitri, the two comedians Mind you, wouldn't like to be in the South African Football Association making up those rules. Magumbo looks a scary fucker and they better watch out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkrfc 0 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Loving this thread in stitches about the South African player Its the picture that does it for me I agree that each update should be put in a new post, far easier to keep track Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam3r0wn 12 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 What you mean the wrong one mate, this is what you posted on the sign up.Will update this post in a moment with a new screenshot, the games going forward atm.Wrong screenshot on the first post I meant.Great work by the way. I seem to have taken on the role of the village idiot. Wise by name, not by nature it would seem. Marky. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky. 6,927 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Wrong screenshot on the first post I meant.Great work by the way. I seem to have taken on the role of the village idiot. Wise by name, not by nature it would seem.The guy is class though, got to hand it to you. Great entertainment Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tam3r0wn 12 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 The English league better thank there lucky stars that Wise can't play yet.The boy makes Elokobi look like Michael Owen with the Flu.His day will come..... TheKingObv 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamienM855 413 Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 Season 1, Month 1Day 5Supersport United and Mamelodi sundowns offer contracts to Magumbo!Day 6Dougie Wright becomes the first player to leave the agency set up to represent all 16 players.Day 7De Oliveira also leaves the agencyDay 8Fanny Chmelar rejects contract offer from Dundee!Dave Keith leaves agencyDay 9Hull offer contract to Magumbo.Crosby leaves agencyDay 10Mohammed de Oliveira becomes the first player to sign for a club, signing for Portuguese Premier League outfit Leiria! Leiria don't place him in their under-19 squad, but instead list him amongst their main squad! His value shoots up to £1.9Million. He is on a youth contract on £45 a week.Motherwell and St Mirren offer contracts to Andrew Neil.Magumbo leaves the agency.James Sawyer rejects contract offer from Kilmarnock.Dmitri rejects a contract offer from BARCELONA!!Day 12Danny Dyer signs for Levante, rejecting a contract offer from Granada! His value rockets to £2.6Million and he too is listed amongst the main squad! His youth contract earns him £55 a week.Day 13Magumbo signs a contract for Hull, rejecting contract offers from other teams in his home country. Silly move by the agentless player, the transfer cannot go through until July 1st 2014 as South African players aren't allowed to leave their country until they turn 18, and now Magumbo can't sign for another team until then! HUGE mistake there!Day 14Wolves pull off an amazing double swoop, signing both Buzz Aldrin and Andrew Neil! Both sign £55 a week youth contracts and are counted amongst the main squad. Aldrin's value is £2.5Million, whereas Andrew Neil becomes the highest valued player of the group, his value leaping to £3.4Million!Manchester City sign Mark Goldgerb to a £55 youth contract, his value sits at £2.1Million! More amazingly, he goes straight into the first team substitutes!!Day 15Alan Cosby signs for Exeter, but is not allowed to leave Canada until 13th July 2014! Bad things happen to those that leave the agency!Day 16Dmitri rejects another contract offer from Barcelona!Dave Keith offered contracts by Arsenal and Sporting!Day 17Nathan Aird signs contract with Spanish side Xerez, it's a standard £55 a week youth contract, and his value sits at £925k. Counted in main squad.Day 20Dougie Wright signs for Wigan on the usual Youth contract wage, he becomes the highest valued player at £3.7Million, and states his enthusiasm at being able to work with Roberto Martinez.Dave Keith signs for Arsenal, and immediately steals the highest value crown with his £5.25 estimated market value. Said to be happy to get the opportunity to work with Wenger.Day 21McPipehelm leaves the agencyJames Sawyer signs for Falkirk at £425 a week, and his value sits at £300KThe Soup Theif rejects a THIRD offer from Barcelona!Day 27Dmitri rejects ANOTHER contract offer from Barca!Chmelar leaves the agencyYappalenko agrees terms with Finnish side RoPS on the usual youth contract and promptly leaves the agency, takes up the right back slot in the first team. Value sits at £250KDay 28Cartagena start to think Dmitri might not want to go to barca, so sneak into a cheeky contract offer.Day 29Yappalenko is the first player to make his professional debut in a 2-1 win over Haka! He got a 6.9 rating, with 100% tackling accuracy and won every header he went in for during the match! He is the youngest player every to play in the Finnish premier league!Day 30Starch signs for Raith Rovers! £30 a week youth contract, value sits at £250KDanny Dyer becomes youngest ever U-20 World CUp player, playing 63 minutes of the 5-0 win over North Korea U-20's (McPipehelm wasn't in the squad), he got a 6.6 rating and was largely disappointing.Day 31Starch leaves agencyMonth 1 fully completed!Going to do month 2 now and then go to bed.Was actually going to leave it after Month 1, but this is just too fun! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky. 6,927 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 So is Marky the only one to have not left The Agency? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamienM855 413 Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 Damien, I think you should make a new post for each update. Will be easier to keep track of I reckon.I intended to, but I was updating as I was going along, and ended up pressing reply on the website too early, that's why it was fragmented. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkrfc 0 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Will stay up now to see what goes down All credit to you Damien this is class! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKingObv 10,646 Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Yes!Playing in the U20 world cup! For England I assume?Shame I was complete guff Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamienM855 413 Posted January 29, 2012 Author Share Posted January 29, 2012 Yes!Playing in the U20 world cup! For England I assume?Shame I was complete guff Yes, forgot to mention the nation, I'm a tit! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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