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I think Fanny must be on Job Seekers Allowance with the way things are going.

Anyone else unemployed?

Wish I was! Manchester City wont give me a chance. They have useless players like Silva, Toure, Johnson, Milner in the midfield and I still cant break through?! :(

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My guy appears to be coming along well :lol: Premiership debut, and scored 4 in 8 - not sure if that is friendlies or u19 fixtures. But no bad for a 15 year old.

Finnish Premier League guy is doing well too. It's been a pretty successful first couple of months on the whole really. The only stumbling blocks have been dodgy nationalities keeping some players held in.

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I'm living in one of the world's poorest countries under the world's most oppressive regime. Sure, I've signed a contract, but I can't leave the country for 2 and a half years (and it's unlikely they'll let me leave anyway). My father has died from a preventable disease and my mother is prostituting herself to government officials just so she can make enough money to buy the basics. I spend 10 hours a day in rehearsals for the Arirang Games and I've been brainwashed into believing Kim Jong-il is a god-like figure.

So yeah, think yourself lucky.

I'm an unemployed 15 year old from Scotland. Would take your situation any day of the week.

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I'm living in one of the world's poorest countries under the world's most oppressive regime. Sure, I've signed a contract, but I can't leave the country for 2 and a half years (and it's unlikely they'll let me leave anyway). My father has died from a preventable disease and my mother is prostituting herself to government officials just so she can make enough money to buy the basics. I spend 10 hours a day in rehearsals for the Arirang Games and I've been brainwashed into believing Kim Jong-il is a god-like figure.

So yeah, think yourself lucky.

I'm in tears :lol:

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I'm living in one of the world's poorest countries under the world's most oppressive regime. Sure, I've signed a contract, but I can't leave the country for 2 and a half years (and it's unlikely they'll let me leave anyway). My father has died from a preventable disease and my mother is prostituting herself to government officials just so she can make enough money to buy the basics. I spend 10 hours a day in rehearsals for the Arirang Games and I've been brainwashed into believing Kim Jong-il is a god-like figure.

So yeah, think yourself lucky.

Once they get FM over there, you'll be put in a camp for not making your favoured personnel Glorious Leader.

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Media Comparisons!

Buzz Aldrin - Could be the next Davie Weir

Andrew Neil - The New Amauri (Picked Italy over Scotland)

Danny Dyer - The new Michael Owen

James Sawyer - The new Barry Ferguson :lol:

Mohammed de Oliveira - The new Raul Meireles

Starch - The next Joe Jordan

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Just found out there was a Scotland under 19's match I was never told about!

Starch and Aldrin featured in a 4-0 win over Australia.

Starch got 14 minutes, and got 8 shots, 3 on target, giving him a 7.2 rating.

Aldrin got 22 minutes, then got sent off. :lol:

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