Thewhitesettler 2,711 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 'Tam Forsythe He's got jaws! He's got Channon by the baws! Na na na nana na na na na' After Forsythe's tackle on Mick Channon, at a Scotland v England game in mid 70's... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
one cutty young 140 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Loved them all so far apart from the thick tim outing himself which is funny as feck in itself. Sadly my old dad passed away this week, being a big bluenose and teaching me all the good songs as a boy the one that stands out to me is "if I had the wings of a sparrow and I had the arse of a crow, I would fly over parkhead tomorrow and shite on the Celtic below below shite on shite on shite on the Celtic below. Reason I loved that was it was the only time I was allowed to say a "sweary" word as a wean. Even my mum would let me sing it. RIP dad you have the best seat in the house now to watch our beloved Rangers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muirheadbear 1,483 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 To the theme tune of Jim'l'fix it.Jim Torbett was only the start if itAlly Brazil played an unwilling part in itCeltic Boys ClubJim'l'fix it for you.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 One of the funniest I heard of was from Annfeild, the scandal was that Tommy Docherty (Man U manager) was having an affair with somebody's wife from the club. when they came to play Liverpool the Kop went mental, and started to chant, "Who's up Mrs Brown, Who's Up Mrs.Brown, Who's up, Who's up.......Who's up, Who's up, Who's up Mrs Brown. As Docherty came out the tunnel the Kop, in unison, started singing - "he's shot, he's cum all over Mary's bum, Tommy Doc, Tommy Doc"...... one of the few occasions when he actually seemed embarrassed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuistraHairDo 12,496 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 at the cross, at the cross,where the pope fell off his horse, and the eagle of his banner flew away,they were shagging rubber nuns when they heard the orange guns, then the dirty Fe#%&* bastards ran away! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brave scomberg fan 27 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Loved them all so far apart from the thick tim outing himself which is funny as feck in itself. Sadly my old dad passed away this week, being a big bluenose and teaching me all the good songs as a boy the one that stands out to me is "if I had the wings of a sparrow and I had the arse of a crow, I would fly over parkhead tomorrow and shite on the Celtic below below shite on shite on shite on the Celtic below. Reason I loved that was it was the only time I was allowed to say a "sweary" word as a wean. Even my mum would let me sing it. RIP dad you have the best seat in the house now to watch our beloved Rangers.Sorry to hear about your old man Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILLYBOY50 1,638 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Or this old one to the same tune dutchy we had joy we had fun beat the tarriers 5 -1 won the league won the cup told the pope to get tae fuckAh ye canny beat the auld songs lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
As I Was Walking.... 100 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 "Those were the days my friend we took the c*ltic end at hampden park in the merry month of may, through all the shite and muck we fought like f**k and in the end the F88kers ran away"" My old man said be a c*ltic fan I said f**k off father your a wank(er), we took the jungle there was f**k all in it, we took the falls there was f88k all to it, with hatchets and spanners, stanley knives and hammers we showed the bastards how to fight, if u can't k*** a T*m in half a min your not a Linfield fan."edited to miss the offended bus and unwanted focus on the words Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernsoul bear 30 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Think it was the Ally McCoist hat-trick league cup final at Hampden and The Filth had just sold Nicholas, we were belting oot 'where has U're Charlie gone where has U're Charlie gone where has U're Charlie gone, Far Far Far Away. See Big Wallace sitting there in the sun, all friends with everyone Run Run Away. Loved It Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtuoso 27,180 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Not at Ibrox but away to Hearts when Rix was in charge. Steven Pressley comes over for the ball to take a throw in, bloke next to me shouts 'haw Pressely, have a shave.....because your manager prefers baldy fannies' Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muz333 359 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 I quite liked the Carlos Cuellar "I'd let you shag my wife" and "he's got buck teeth but we don't care" chants. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brave scomberg fan 27 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 If ye hate the Glasgow septic clap your handsIf you hate those mickey bast**** clap your handsand the IRA were blown away3 corpses were left in Gibraltar that dayBANG BANG BANG Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCPRANGERS1 2,997 Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" to Darchville can't remember if it started at Ibrox though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,658 Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 Kick a fhenian in the heid as you . . . Funny as fcuk by the way if the timing is right ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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