Albertz85 940 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Personal favs in recent years were nakamura ate ma dug and alan mcgregor shags 10 birds a night for me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter huistra 1,740 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Victoria beckham has got a stinking fanny and when she's shagging beckham she thinks of michael mols , mols mols mols gets the ball and scores the goals. . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sket 13,610 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Super Ally..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 108,935 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Oh bobby sands, hes got shite on his hands, he wiped it on himself not he rots in hell oh bobby sands Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Oldie but goodie 'who put the cock up Bernadette, Jimmy Jimmy Johnstone' when SF/IRA scumbag Devlin got knocked up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STILLGAME 55 4,128 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 http://youtu.be/b3jdjWFUViQconverted this to mp3and use it as my ringtone Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelavic191 4,445 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 There was one this season aimed at Mohsni (I think) from some away fans that made me laugh but I can't remember for the life of me what it was. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemisis 358 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 It wasn't at Ibrox, it was at the paedo dome and in response to the oh mikey, mikey chant, we sang, "Oh shitey, shitey. Shitey, Shitey, Shitey, Shitey, Shitey Galloway." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.T.G 10,773 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Not a chant but years ago when we were playing Hibs a guy kept shouting like fuck some unknown winger, he gave him dogs abuse from the start shouting things like ya wee fucking prick, your shite ya wee bastart, and the likesGuy behind me shouted, "here pal, whats the need for this, guy is a nobody"A couple minutes passed and the guy shouts "here mate, your fucking boyfriend thinks ure a useless bastart anaw" Probably had to be there Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,545 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Ashamed to say i sung as a young lad"A spoonful of sugar helps old Danny go down"And"It's my attic and I'll fry if i want to, you would fry too if it happened to you"Ffs shocking times them days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,545 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 There was one this season aimed at Mohsni (I think) from some away fans that made me laugh but I can't remember for the life of me what it was.Oh aye that one, yes that was funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVIDATDI 22 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Fuck you Boruc McGregor shagged yer wife Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fantana 28,894 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 ""neeeeeil lennon, yer a wanker, yer a wanker" was a favourite of mine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 There was one this season aimed at Mohsni (I think) from some away fans that made me laugh but I can't remember for the life of me what it was.Yer just a shite Pocahontas? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelavic191 4,445 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Oh aye that one, yes that was funnyI've remembered now but it wasn't at Ibrox Was the Dunfermline fans singing "You're just a shite Pocahontus" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyinroyalblue 16,478 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I remember one day at ibrox we were a couple of goals up and Ally McCoist was having a bit of banter with the east enclosure,so Ally misses a couple of sitters and the east enclosure breaks into instead of "Super Ally" they sing "Super Arsehole" and Ally took it well and started laughing but of course Ally then scores a cracker and promptly celebrates by running past the east enclosure wagging his finger at the supporters.It probably wasn't that funny a chant but a nice wee memory when the fans had a closer relationship with the players. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuistraHairDo 12,490 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Davie Dodds elephant man, Davie Dodds elephant man....then we signed him.I also thought the Dunfermline fans singing "your just a shite pokahontis" at Moshni was fairly funny.the old favourites like "when I was young and had no sense I bought a flute for fifty pence........""chicken supper"we've got Ally fuck yer Mo, we've got Ally fuck yer Mo, we've got Ally fuck yer mo... FUCK YER MAURICE JOHNSTON.then we signed him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAFKA 545 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Always remember Tony Higgins telling the story about getting dogs abuse from one particular Rangers fan near the halfway line at Ibrox when the crowds were a bit thinner during the Greig days.Just went on and on until teams came off and Higgins glowered at the guy as he got to the tunnel.The guy spots it and says: "Its nothing personal son, I know yer maw..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Manticore* 1,893 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Back in the day Ayr United had a goalie called Hugh Sproat, who was a bit of a 'personality'. One night he got injured and needed a good bit of treatment in front of the Rangers End.'Whats the matter wi you, Hugh?What's the matter wi you?' Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jela 20,361 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Back in the day Ayr United had a goalie called Hugh Sproat, who was a bit of a 'personality'. One night he got injured and needed a good bit of treatment in front of the Rangers End.'Whats the matter wi you, Hugh?What's the matter wi you?'Is that the guy that would wear blue against the tarriers and green against us as some kind of 'psychological battle' with the fans ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chepooka 126 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 No noNo no. No noNo no. No noNo noThere's no trophies Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kris1984 1,259 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 No a chant but against Albion Rovers was some cunt a few rows down from me going mental every time they touched the ball. Kept calling everyone a 'sheep shagger' I thought he was going to burst a blood vessel. Sheep shagger this, sheep shagger thatEventually someone sitting behind him went 'here mate, how many fucking sheeps do you think there is in Coatbridge?!'Probably had to be there Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenose1975 1,287 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 "I'd shag a million holes, for one of yer goals, ohhhhh rangers".... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Manticore* 1,893 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Is that the guy that would wear blue against the tarriers and green against us as some kind of 'psychological battle' with the fans ?Aye I think so.TBH, we would only know that was happening if theatres said so. Who TF cares what the diddy club's goalie wears? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluepeter9 5,167 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Favourite is still 'There's only two Andy Gorams" sung by the Killie(?) fans after he had pulled out of a Scotland squad as his 'Heid wisnae right' - was funny and Andy played along doing a Quasimodo impression - probably get booked for interacting with the fans like that these days! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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