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Walking Through The Clyde Tunnel To Get To Ibrox


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Might do this today as my car is currently parked miles away and can't be arsed going to get it. Through the tunnel would be my shortest route.

Does anyone else make this journey regularly? What are my chances of being raped (i'm quite attractive and often been told I have a nice bum)?

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Might do this today as my car is currently parked miles away and can't be arsed going to get it. Through the tunnel would be my shortest route.

Does anyone else make this journey regularly? What are my chances of being raped (i'm quite attractive and have been told I have a nice bum)?

The chances of being raped depend on the legnth of your skirt fsm, think you should be safe enough as there will be loads going in the same direction.

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The chances of being raped depend on the legnth of your skirt fsm, think you should be safe enough as there will be loads going in the same direction.

I'll be wearing my matchday 3 piece suit as usual.

Cycled through it years ago, but never walked it. Vivid memory of seeing a human shite at the side of the path (knew it was human because dogs don't eat sweetcorn).

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I'll be wearing my matchday 3 piece suit as usual.

Cycled through it years ago, but never walked it. Vivid memory of seeing a human shite at the side of the path (knew it was human because dogs don't eat sweetcorn).

3 piece suit, blouse, skirt and matching jacket. I think you are just talking shit now :P

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Might do this today as my car is currently parked miles away and can't be arsed going to get it. Through the tunnel would be my shortest route.

Does anyone else make this journey regularly? What are my chances of being raped (i'm quite attractive and often been told I have a nice bum)?

It was nice knowing you mate :)

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I'll be wearing my matchday 3 piece suit as usual.

Cycled through it years ago, but never walked it. Vivid memory of seeing a human shite at the side of the path (knew it was human because dogs don't eat sweetcorn).

FFS!

You didn't have to inspect it that closely.

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I'll be wearing my matchday 3 piece suit as usual.

Cycled through it years ago, but never walked it. Vivid memory of seeing a human shite at the side of the path (knew it was human because dogs don't eat sweetcorn).

Second harvest is the haute cuisine.

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