What's the funniest chant/song you've ever heard at a game?

[dezrfc 0]

Old Firm game just after Hartsons wife left him

HARTSON, HARTSON, HARSTON

WHERES YOUR WIFE?

HARTSON

WHERES YOUR WIFE?

SHES GETTING SHAGGED BY A PRODY

SHES GETTING SHAGGED BY A PRODY

SHAGGED BY A PRODY

[swanseabear 25]

I like Nakamura ate my wian (sliced it, diced it, put it in chow mein). I also met some Millwall fans after playing Brighton and they said they sang to them "you only sing when you're mincing"

The worst is sung by Spurs fans to Sol Campbell:

Sol, Sol! Wherever you may be,

You're on the verge of lunacy.

And we don't give a f*ck if you're hanging from a tree,

You Judas c*nt with HIV

[alstone 374]

glasgow celtic vaseline oooooooh ohh ohhhhhhh

[3rbagel 6]

defo hamiliton game at the start of the season singing get your tits out hamilton

[StewGer 606]

Under Advocaat I remember the Hearts fans singing "More tims than Celtic!" at us and who can forget the legendary Simon Stainrod and Ian McCall song "He's white, he's blue, he shat in Simons shoe, its Ian McCall, Ian McCall."

[Brubear 2,924]

Simple but I liked it

Last season at Killie when Kris Boyd scored a brace with Burley in the stand. TV camera's honed in on him as we chanted

F*ck you Burley, boydy's scored again.

[ballba 4]

To the tune of yellow submarine

"F**k You Boruc

McGregor Shagged yer wife

mcgregor shagged yer wife

mcgregor shagged yer wife"

[EastEnclosureBear 2,923]

There will be no holy water in the cup by the Blue Order v Hamilton last year

[AndyRfc 20]

[Deanow 72]

That is a belter the cunts all embaressed.

[Deanow 72]

''We paid for your hats we paid for your haaaaats what a waste of council tax we paid for your hats!'' sung at the police heres the video hahaha

Two hats two hats (T-WATS) haha genuise

[williemacbrd 32]

That is a belter the cnts all embaressed.

probably saw dailly playing

[CM72 16]

Man Utd Fans

Ji Sung Park Song

"Park, Park

Wherever You May Be,

They Eat Dogs In Your Country

It Could Be Worse,

You Could Be Scouse

Eating Rats In Your Council House"

[CM72 16]

[WeirFleckNRothen 1,789]

Down at Rugby Park last month, "GLAAASGOW... CEEELTIC... PAAAEDOPHILES... OOOH... OOOH... OOOH!" moved on to; "MIIICHAEL... JAAACKSON... CEEELTIC FAN... OOOH... OOOH... OOOH!".

When we skelped them three-nil at Ibrox (Novo double, Hutton caused it all afternoon), a Police announcement asked them to stay seated until the final whistle and a wee part of the West Enclosure started chanting; "THREE-NIIIL... AND YOU CAN'T GO HOME! THREE-NIIIL... AND YOU CAN'T GO HOME!"

In Barcelona's main square where most of us spent the afternoon (In 2007, probably two years ago exactly very soon), an old gypsy woman was walking around begging for change and everyone pointed at her chanting; "PETROV'S MAW! PETROV'S MAW! PETROV'S MAAAW!. She left with more change than she had stubble, in our defence.

This is football related, I was in Ibiza last year, walking to the west end one night when a rather angry looking lookie-lookie man stormed past with a English lad walking about three feet behind him, minging on all sorts, pointing and chanting; "JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY FLOYD-HASSLEBAINK!". That was a laugh.

I quite like "SOME POOR MONKEY'S GOT A TONY MOWBRAY HEAD! these days.

[williemacbrd 32]

A few boys we met at the Chelsea pre-season game last season had a few crackers about spurs.

one i remember was ''Singing l have a foreskin, haven't you....fuck the jew''!!!! lol

im sure if we even attempted anythin like that, we'd be deleted points, sinbinned, playin behind closed doors etc

I was let into this one on a night out with a mad Arsenal fan. It's sung to the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain"

We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out,

We'll be running round Tottenham with our willies hanging out,

We'll be running round Tottenham,

Running round Tottenham

Running round Totthenham with our willies hanging out,

Singing "I've got a foreskin, haven't you?"

Singing "I've got a foreskin, haven't you?"

Singing "I've got a foreskin,

"I've got a foreskin,

"I've got a foreskin, haven't you? - DIRTY JEW!"

Funny but not for those who lack a sense of humour/foreskin.

pardon my ignorance but whats the spurs jew connection?

something to do with a severe lack of foreskins on the seats of white hart lane

[whiteman81 1]

At my local club we played a team that comprised of only black players (That club was in serious trouble and were being used by Jean Marc Gillou, to dump Ivorian players there).

So, at around the 80th minute their only white player comes on the pitch, cue the entire ground starting to make monkey sounds every time he touches the ball

i would of loved to have seen that!

[whiteman81 1]

At my local club we played a team that comprised of only black players (That club was in serious trouble and were being used by Jean Marc Gillou, to dump Ivorian players there).

So, at around the 80th minute their only white player comes on the pitch, cue the entire ground starting to make monkey sounds every time he touches the ball

seen that

[thegregster 1]

Nakamura's wife sells roses in the toon,

roses in the toon, roses in the toon.

Nakamura's wife sells roses in the toon,

roses in the toon, roses in the toon.

:lol:

[thegregster 1]

Nakamura's wife sells roses in the toon,

roses in the toon, roses in the toon.

Nakamura's wife sells roses in the toon,

roses in the toon, roses in the toon.

:lol: