Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 "What is the charge against the accused ?" "He was clearly seen putting his right foot in...his right foot out...he did the hokey cokey and then he shook it all about" "Guilty !" Yes your honour but its the words he DIDNT sing which bring him before the court today. Just like the ones who DIDNT sing the version of the Famine Song which no one knows. Guilty as charged for not singing imaginary verses which no one has heard but which, if heard may offend some child abusing terrorist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluepeter 5,627 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 People.......we are being handed their reputation on a platter here, lets use it to maximum advantage. This cannot be stressed enough! This is the opportunity we have all been waiting for, lets show the world what they are really like I have never wanted to be at Ibrox for a game more than I want to be there on Saturday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
konamtb 0 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://www.sundaypost.com/postindex.htm theyre surely having a laugh, or are they?? what next for them to try and get banned? think ibrox would be bouncing to a wee chorus of the hokey cokey :bouncy: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
konamtb 0 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://www.sundaypost.com/postindex.htm theyre surely having a laugh, or are they?? what next for them to try and get banned? think ibrox would be bouncing to a wee chorus of the hokey cokey :bouncy: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briton 394 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://www.sundaypost.com/postindex.htm theyre surely having a laugh, or are they?? what next for them to try and get banned? think ibrox would be bouncing to a wee chorus of the hokey cokey :bouncy: Can't believe how many are ignorant to the origins of the song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://www.sundaypost.com/postindex.htm theyre surely having a laugh, or are they?? what next for them to try and get banned? think ibrox would be bouncing to a wee chorus of the hokey cokey :bouncy: Can't believe how many are ignorant to the origins of the song. Are you suggesting that they have a valid complaint? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy500 463 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Google is my friend on this one. Hmm…… well ….back in 17th century Puritan England anything ‘popish’ or Roman Catholic was viewed with great suspicion and open to, at best, ridicule. The Hokey-Cokey, with its song and actions, is a mimicry of the Roman Catholic Mass. In those days the priest faced the altar (not the people) and performed several actions as he consecrated the bread and wine at Holy Communion. The words of the service were in Latin. You put your left arm in ……etc was ridiculing the priest as he lifted his arms heavenward during the rite. You do the Hokey- Cokey and you turn around………… was when the priest turned to face the congregation with the host (consecrated bread) to offer it to them. Ooooh, the Hokey-Cokey……… hokey-cokey is a corruption of the Latin words of consecration - Hoc est corpus: ‘This is my body’ (Note: many of the strange words and phrases of our language are corruptions of other languages introduced to our country over the years and few were educated enough to speak or understand Latin). Knees bend, arm stretch, ra-ra-ra……. knees bend is a ridicule of the genuflection (a kind of religious curtsey to the altar) of the priest, arm stretch is when he holds up his hands at the point of consecration in the service, and ra-ra-ra is just a mimicry of the Latin words and prayers they didn’t understand. I still think it would be laughable if someone got jailed for a singing a song they teach at almost every primary school in the UK. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManchestGer 351 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 They're getting desperate now. I didn't even know it had any anti catholic meaning, just thought it was a normal childrens song. Once again making something out of nothing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy2212 151 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 i thought it was the 1st of april when i read this guess what will be sung at ibrox next week the world must look at us scots as if we are bonkers :king: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebuur 2 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://www.sundaypost.com/postindex.htm theyre surely having a laugh, or are they?? what next for them to try and get banned? think ibrox would be bouncing to a wee chorus of the hokey cokey :bouncy: This is getting beyond a fucking joke ..... we have new schools built with separate play grounds to separate chatholic kids from others and they are going on about this! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://www.sundaypost.com/postindex.htm theyre surely having a laugh, or are they?? what next for them to try and get banned? think ibrox would be bouncing to a wee chorus of the hokey cokey :bouncy: This is getting beyond a fucking joke ..... we have new schools built with separate play grounds to separate chatholic kids from others and they are going on about this! Yeah! Its brilliant. Lets use it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
edranger 0 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Just been telling my mate that lives in France about the song couldn't believe how dumb Scotland is becoming Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linfield 0 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManchestGer 351 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Couldn't have come at a better time, get this belted out at Ibrox on Saturday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnythehorse 14 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Kness bent arms raised ra ra raaaa ?????????????? This vile song is clearly an rebublican anthem, with the use of the word "RA" slipped in there!! BAN IT!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest therabbitt Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 I felt like I had a screw loose telling my mate about this on the phone. "You'll never guess what we cant sing now......." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimenez 1 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 "What is the charge against the accused ?" "He was clearly seen putting his right foot in...his right foot out...he did the hokey cokey and then he shook it all about" "Guilty !" I've got a bastard of a hangover but reading that suddenly lifted my spirits. In exactly 24mins I'll go to the local shops for another cargo, then hopefully watch a timplotion of Def Con 4 proportions. If Falkirk score the provos will turn on Strap-on with all their bigoted might. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Briton 394 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 http://www.sundaypost.com/postindex.htm theyre surely having a laugh, or are they?? what next for them to try and get banned? think ibrox would be bouncing to a wee chorus of the hokey cokey :bouncy: Can't believe how many are ignorant to the origins of the song. Are you suggesting that they have a valid complaint? No. I'm just saying I'm amazed that many seem unaware of the origins of the ditty. A couple of seasons ago killie played the tune while playing Celtic. I was quite surprised but now I'm thinking they were also unware it was a piss take of the (old) mass ritual. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_RFC87 762 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Couldn't have come at a better time, get this belted out at Ibrox on Saturday. Can just imagine Ibrox actually doing it Let's do it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JordanRangers 4 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommy2212 151 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 do they not sing the hokey cokey for the koko mizuno boy the have?? has he ever played in the 1st team??? he has went right off the radar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSpliff 0 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! that is all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecossescotia 0 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Should start a totally bizzaar song like but not do a deer maybe someting like TOMMY TUCKER CHRISTMAS IS COMING FROM SUNNY G RADIO if you huvny heard this try it it is quite funny http://indiestore.7digital.com/sunnygovan/tracks?tid=-81615 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TartanTeddy 771 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Killie fans, actually Kilmarnock FC must be in hot water then. They've been there and done that! Hokey Cokey Huddle Any requests for the 27th please send to the DJ at Ibrox. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdzKyle 8,572 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Killie fans, actually Kilmarnock FC must be in hot water then. They've been there and done that! Hokey Cokey Huddle Any requests for the 27th please send to the DJ at Ibrox. Sounded good. Imagine that at Ibrox!! Would sound amazing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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