khancat 8 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Hi my name is Alex and I like to bully doddery old men and hang out with Irish republican terrorist sympathisers and make up lies about Rangers and I'm an impartial journalist on Channel 4. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
julescotia 11,407 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Hi I'm Stefan Dennis' daddy Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 OMG that phils daughter is a wee dhirty Don't you just love that Glaswegian humour Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
macranger 296 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 This is my "come face" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
As I Was Walking.... 100 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 " Oh Philthy I Swallow ALL u give me" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,769 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 "The constant quotes of my face is closing RM Mobile as the page is too large to load." Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
God save charles green 73 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Are my eyes close enough together to be convincing or would ginger hair do it ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryMc 2,394 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 "There are liars and then there are liars...... and then there's meeeeeeeee"Imagine it using this voice though: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLASGOWRFC 101 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Well I think I'm handsome!...but deep deep inside I'm thee most depraved bigoted supporter of Irish republican terrorism and all things Anti-Rangers! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamFyfe 1,438 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 That's that Thomo prick always ranting Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManchestGer 347 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Are you sure it's not Nick Cotton from Eastenders? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMac 1,405 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 "Downfall, the best book i've never read" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZZed 4,510 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 How much for the little boy? I will give you a Kebab for the little girl. How much for the little boy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchieshearercaldow 22,137 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 :superally: portrait of a gullable journalist Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpybear 24 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 Print me out and do bad things to me Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elephants stoned 2,994 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's kerosene. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johncolby76 48 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Adolf old chum,of course I'd be happy to do a foreword for Mein kampf!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucyBlue 2,278 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 "Phil we're in trouble here....Phil I only wrote the foreword.....Phil....don't! Fuck! Shit.""Er....right...get it together Alex...er I had nothing to do with Phil's blog. I resign knowing my conscience is clear...I have no interest in politics...my foreword for Osama's biography is merely journalistic interest"."Can I have a job"?"Please" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionRedHMS 190 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Call me Simon once more and I'll get the bhoys to blog you.......you proddy bastard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big V 271 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 There's dodgy reporters, and there's dodgy reporters. And then there's me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfajerk 23 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 oh! you said an anal orgasm Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimoo 1,474 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Stokes is my lovechild. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WadeWilson 4,670 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Who the fuck is it?Simon Cowell. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WadeWilson 4,670 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 oh! you said an anal orgasmI remember Clint from pop will eat itself saying 'get a girl to play with your bumhole while she blaws you... it's one of the greats...'Years later I found out...He was right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Respect 12 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Every second counts when someone suffers a stroke.Act immediately or you could end up looking like this Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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