The Ibrox Derry 8,904 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 16 minutes ago, Jack The Flipper said: I'm thinking he's got a full celtic kit on, a neil lennon bleached hair wig on, and is running about on his kitchen linoleum sliding in his socks, back and forth back and forth while muttering in a deranged way to himself. it's just a guess, it may be wrong, just a guess but what would he be muttering? "I used to be a professional footballer and a multi millionaire, Now iam neither" those dastardly H***. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack The Flipper 5,936 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 1 minute ago, The Ibrox Derry said: "I used to be a professional footballer and a multi millionaire, Now iam neither" those dastardly H***. It could quite easily be 100% right Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudrup1984 25,100 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Cruyff still alive and well. Oh hi there, bye then. Quality from the big guy. Colossal throughout but his really made me smile! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluchoo 846 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Comedy moment was that lego munching fuckwit Brown trying to stare out the Rangers players on the handshake. An abortion of a football player whos claim to fame is throwing his hands in the air like some retarded schoolboy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
foghorn leghorn 608 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Big Craig Thompson giving us a shy which led to wee Barry's fantastic goal. After the game - when the TV camera captured Declan sitting on his tod contemplating which bridge he was going to jump off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laudrup1984 25,100 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangersMedia 35,961 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Both our players and theirs thought it was offside or something, it took a few seconds for the players to realise he had actually just opted to punch it for absolutely no reason. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drum 160 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Broonaldo in the penalties, immediately followed by the Rangers Captain showing him how to take one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmcf 34,182 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 1 hour ago, The Ibrox Derry said: Where's Sutton anyway? Maybe he's away for a DWP Crisis loan? Sitting in the corner of a dark room stroking a piece of felt . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFK-1 516 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 The entire thing including the build over these past few weeks has proven to be comedy gold. "they're not used to SPL opposition" "it's the acid test for Mark Warburton and the honeymoon will soon be over for him" "celtic have too much quality, it could be 4-0 or even 6-0" How about OUR version of all that? "they're not used to championship opposition" "it's the acid test for rocket ronnie and the marriage far less the honeymoon will soon be over for him" "celtic don't have the quality and it could be 5-4 on penalties after going behind twice and scraping a draw" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlbertzLoyalRSC 18,071 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 28 minutes ago, Drum said: Broonaldo in the penalties, immediately followed by the Rangers Captain showing him how to take one. As soon as I seen him step up I said that mongo will miss! Not the most PC but It just came out! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wednesday Loyal 998 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 When you voice search the game on google and she says the Glasgow Rangers versus Keltic Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser1041 9,088 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 What's the Gordon punch stuff?.was at the game and never saw anything other than us embarrass the beasts Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
siddiqi_drinker 14,635 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 29 minutes ago, JFK-1 said: The entire thing including the build over these past few weeks has proven to be comedy gold. "they're not used to SPL opposition" "it's the acid test for Mark Warburton and the honeymoon will soon be over for him" "celtic have too much quality, it could be 4-0 or even 6-0" How about OUR version of all that? "they're not used to championship opposition" "it's the acid test for rocket ronnie and the marriage far less the honeymoon will soon be over for him" "celtic don't have the quality and it could be 5-4 on penalties after going behind twice and scraping a draw" Aye and the repetitive they'd roast our full backs who are pish. Thought Tav and Wallace were ex lent and very diciplined Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFK-1 516 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Have some respect for the afflicted. Let's have a one minute non laughing respect period then laugh our arses off again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFK-1 516 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 OK I didn't laugh for a whole minute. Business as usual now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronniescu 2,976 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Moody Blue Legend said: Messi's miss. They actually have TWO Messi's do they not? That wee prick Roberts claims he is the new Messi and Deila claimed recently that James Forrest is as good as Messi. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 61,467 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 1 minute ago, ronniescu said: They actually have TWO Messi's do they not? That wee prick Roberts claims he is the new Messi and Deila claimed recently that James Forrest is as good as Messi. And thumb heid has a "world class left foot". Surprised we even turned up today!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig53 326 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 When was the punch was that when Holt hit the shot that looked over? This prick forgot to record the game so I'm trying to recall through my adrenaline fuelled drunken memories Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aitch12 47 Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Surely Browns Paddington bear stare at the line up was the funny moment of the day. Every time he shook a hand he saw a a Rangers player staring back at him. To be fair I can see why he was so scared Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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