Oaktreeloyal 1,422 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 4 hours ago, miracle said: Shamed to say it, but I went to a couple of Dundee United games when I lived up there just for the sake of getting along to the football with a pal from my uni course who supported them. Their support is bizarre. DU had just been promoted that season and they were all moaning that they'd rather be back in Division 1 because the ticket prices were cheaper Where we were sat was in the season ticket holders area and everyone had the wee plaques on the upright of their seat; 3 minutes into the game (Dundee Derby) Billy Dodds scored a header for DU which the linesman flagged offside and they all went apeshit smashing up their own stadium. Seats were getting ripped out and booted to shards- 3 minutes into the game. What the hell were they planning on sitting on for the next 87 minutes? And it's got your NAME on it mate! Dundee ended up winning the game 1-0 and a guy who was sat 3 or 4 rows behind lept over the top of everyone, ran onto the pitch and tried to hook Rab Douglas, presumably for not conceding. Then we get outside and there's gangs of casuals waiting who start attacking their own fans. Mental. The other game was undoubtedly the worst game of football I have ever witnessed. Scottish Cup replay vs St Johnstone. It had been raining torrentially for a week and the right side of the pitch was completely waterlogged. The other side wasn't so bad, but all the play was going up and down the waterlogged side for the whole game. It would have been comical if we hadn't paid to get in and got soaked for our trouble. The only reason I'd attend one of they games is if lorraine kelly had invited me by saying she'd let me do her any way I wished afterwards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 9 hours ago, sondicklg said: The only reason I'd attend one of they games is if lorraine kelly had invited me by saying she'd let me do her any way I wished afterwards. What way would you choose? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oaktreeloyal 1,422 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 16 hours ago, plumbGER said: What way would you choose? I'm fairly sober now mate and the notion of it no longer appeals, albeit the night is still young with plenty of time to address the sober situation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 24,540 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 12 hours ago, plumbGER said: What way would you choose? Over the heid with a cricket bat would be my choice, trampy cow she is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Jimbeamjunior said: Over the heid with a cricket bat would be my choice, trampy cow she is I agree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.A.I 36,183 Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 On 14/04/2018 at 21:50, Jimbeamjunior said: Over the heid with a cricket bat would be my choice, trampy cow she is She's meant to have been a right slut when she was younger too. Talk of her getting gangbanged up Springburn and stuff like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 On 14/04/2018 at 21:50, Jimbeamjunior said: Over the heid with a cricket bat would be my choice, trampy cow she is Boot of the highest order Imagine being stuck with ms soooooo boooooooooootiful on a desert island with her and Michelle Mcmanus Think I would be praying for cannibals Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walter-of-Smith 566 Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Can't see them making the play-off final then beating the Premiership team, they are completely shite. Another year beckons down in the slums and another year closer to death. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracle 7,799 Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 On 13/04/2018 at 23:40, sondicklg said: The only reason I'd attend one of they games is if lorraine kelly had invited me by saying she'd let me do her any way I wished afterwards. Should have said St Johnstone beat them in that game too.. maybe I need to go to Tannadice more often. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 I like Lorraine Kelly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 5 hours ago, K.A.I said: She's meant to have been a right slut when she was younger too. Talk of her getting gangbanged up Springburn and stuff like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracle 7,799 Posted April 16, 2018 Share Posted April 16, 2018 Yaas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 61,467 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 I know someone that fucked her! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
10pshortof17pound 2,492 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 30 minutes ago, Moody Blue Legend said: I know someone that fucked her! Modest as ever, MBL. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,769 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Mohsni scored for them tonight. Brechin have not won a game all season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyinroyalblue 16,478 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 On 16/04/2018 at 22:29, cushynumber said: I like Lorraine Kelly I despise everything about Lorraine Kelly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straight-Edge-Loyal 6,686 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 On 16/04/2018 at 17:25, K.A.I said: She's meant to have been a right slut when she was younger too. Talk of her getting gangbanged up Springburn and stuff like that. Don't know about that but a certain poster from here shared pics of her minge out a while back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza2258 478 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 On 4/16/2018 at 20:17, eejay the dj said: Boot of the highest order Imagine being stuck with ms soooooo boooooooooootiful on a desert island with her and Michelle Mcmanus Think I would be praying for cannibals You would need bigger balls than cannon balls with those 2. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 4 hours ago, Gazza2258 said: You would need bigger balls than cannon balls with those 2. ??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd 10,756 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Their Head of football operations has left mid game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 This is the only season I'll agree with the Championship having a shambolic playoff format that's different to the other 2 leagues in the country. 3 chances for these scumbags to fail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vision 16,729 Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 On 4/16/2018 at 17:25, K.A.I said: She's meant to have been a right slut when she was younger too. Talk of her getting gangbanged up Springburn and stuff like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loyaleastend 3,260 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 Mon the Pars, hope the Dundee jakeys get fucking horsed tonight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Soprano 13,964 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Loyaleastend said: Mon the Pars, hope the Dundee jakeys get fucking horsed tonight Nah. I want them to get to the final and lose in the last minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza2258 478 Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 This on the box tonight? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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