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* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

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1 hour ago, wully said:

Rosenborg are shite, St Johnstone beat them not that long ago.

They've improved a lot since then. Won the 2015 Norweigan title by 12 points, 2016 they won it by 14 and are currently 8 ahead of the rest!

Mind you who would have a chance against the greatest football side ever assembled?

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20 minutes ago, plymouthranger said:

Literally absolute fucking nonsense. 

Alan Brazil on Talksport asked Ray Wilkins whether he thought Dembele could cut it at Chelsea. Ray Wilkins actually laughed out loud, on air and said no chance. 

People down south have absolutely no idea who he is, he was alright at Fulham, came up to the SPFL and looked a decent striker in a team which won everything. However, he scored less goals than someone who moved to Burton for under 500k. If he had came and scored 50 goals in the league like a Larsson, I'd accept the hype. But it's absolutely hilarious how their fans genuinely believe he could start for Arsenal, despite the fact he's nowhere near France's squad and they have 2 of their best strikers already...

true.

The gap between our league - even good players in our league - and the top of the EPL is gigantic. However the two draws with Man City have given cellic fans the impression that they and some of their players are a lot closer to the top echelons of the game than they actually are. 

Couple that with the narrative that Barca can hand out a 7-0 defeat to "anyone" and that cellic are " invisible" in Scotland and you have a grand self delusion taking place.

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24 minutes ago, Frank Harrison said:

I think so as well. At least at this level.

Aye that's what a meant mate,it's a cunt like griffiths we could be doing with upfront apart from his ugly wee mutant face 

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16 minutes ago, cushynumber said:

true.

The gap between our league - even good players in our league - and the top of the EPL is gigantic. However the two draws with Man City have given cellic fans the impression that they and some of their players are a lot closer to the top echelons of the game than they actually are. 

Couple that with the narrative that Barca can hand out a 7-0 defeat to "anyone" and that cellic are " invisible" in Scotland and you have a grand self delusion taking place.

To be honest I stated Wanyama and Van Dijk were hilariously overrated and the fees paid were laughable, the latter flopped in Europe for the scum. Yet here we are a couple of years later and one is valued at 50m and the other is a mainstay in the team that finished second in the EPL last season. 

Not saying Dembele would do well in that league, actually still don't rate him. However the scum will most likely get 20m+ next summer if he scores a decent amount of goals next season due to his goals against Man City and us giving him an increased reputation.

EPL is not a great standard either, Sam Vokes and Troy Deeney scored 10 goals each and Joshua King 16. Three players I think are pretty average. 

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15 minutes ago, gazza27 said:

Aye that's what a meant mate,it's a cunt like griffiths we could be doing with upfront apart from his ugly wee mutant face 

I mentioned him in the suggestions thread, people didn't seem too keen on the idea though. 

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9 minutes ago, Frank Harrison said:

I mentioned him in the suggestions thread, people didn't seem too keen on the idea though. 

Don't see how folk wouldn't buy into that idea..

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just overheard a convo ,1 guy obviously a tarrier ,the other obviously not

the 2nd guy was laughing at a supposed 32m bid from arsenal,32m for somebody unproven,your having a laugh ,tummy replied ,well he scored 20 odd goals up here and scored in champions league so how is he unproven

laughable what these fuds think 

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The daily laugh...

ARSENE WENGER is ready to turn to Celtic hotshot Moussa Dembele if Alexis Sanchez quits Arsenal this summer.

Dembele has been valued at around £30m but in the wake of spiralling transfer fees this summer, Celtic are likely to want more for a player who has three years remaining on his contract.

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I've seen trampolines with a better first touch than Dembele 

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Honestly think they're whoring him out to all these top clubs and none are buying it, they'll get decent money but he'll end up at someone like Stoke or Newcastle.

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42 minutes ago, The Monk said:

Honestly think they're whoring him out to all these top clubs and none are buying it, they'll get decent money but he'll end up at someone like Stoke or Newcastle.

The sheer thought of replacing Alexis Sanchez with that goon is fucking hilarious 

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Fuck Arsenal.

Viva Tottenham.

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1 hour ago, Gaz52 said:

The daily laugh...

ARSENE WENGER is ready to turn to Celtic hotshot Moussa Dembele if Alexis Sanchez quits Arsenal this summer.

Dembele has been valued at around £30m but in the wake of spiralling transfer fees this summer, Celtic are likely to want more for a player who has three years remaining on his contract.

 

Wenger probably laughed like fuck if someone told him the taig is available ffs 

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Good to see the wee rodent beast bastard get sanctioned by UEFA who seem to be the only place that seen the thumbs provocative actions. 

 

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Now the big money is being spent and apart from in the sycophantic tarrier loving Scottish press, Dembele's name is nowhere to be seen.

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6 hours ago, Gaz52 said:

The daily laugh...

ARSENE WENGER is ready to turn to Celtic hotshot Moussa Dembele if Alexis Sanchez quits Arsenal this summer.

Dembele has been valued at around £30m but in the wake of spiralling transfer fees this summer, Celtic are likely to want more for a player who has three years remaining on his contract.

If that happened I'd go into business running buses from north London to the Erskine Bridge!

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they will be waiting for Chelsea to increase the 40m bid they made at the end of the January window 

 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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The Scottish press I think are doing the same as their fans at the last France England match and getting their Dembele's mixed up

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7 hours ago, Gaz52 said:

The daily laugh...

ARSENE WENGER is ready to turn to Celtic hotshot Moussa Dembele if Alexis Sanchez quits Arsenal this summer.

Dembele has been valued at around £30m but in the wake of spiralling transfer fees this summer, Celtic are likely to want more for a player who has three years remaining on his contract.

Valued at 30million by who? I always thought a player is only worth what the buying club are willing to pay 

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18 minutes ago, KingKirk said:

Valued at 30million by who? I always thought a player is only worth what the buying club are willing to pay 

Since there is no buying club, he is worth zero Dembele Dollars.

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10 hours ago, wully said:

Rosenborg are shite, St Johnstone beat them not that long ago.

That was 4 years ago tbf, when they weren't winning the league. They're now looking to go 3 in a row. Doesn't mean they're brilliant in winning the Norwegian League, but does suggest they're a better team now than when they played St Johnstone. 

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Dembele outscored by a Ross County player

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19 hours ago, bluedylan said:

Dembele outscored by a Ross County player

So was Sinclair!

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Griffifths transfer to hibs has been delayed as celic have yet to receive an official sectarian death threat for grififfthsth. Once that has been received the transfer will go through.

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