bennyali

30 grand a week does not mean that your niggling injuries and your human need just to put your feet up and chill will be cured in two weeks. They need to properly chill for a few weeks then come back and get right into it. Can't have a mentally fatigued team fighting for a title thru the pain barrier. Makes no footballing sense

Does anyone know when pre season is? 27th June is when the qualifiers start so I guess we will be back in for June the 1st? Pretty crap the players only get two weeks off.

One meter 90

Sounds like he has no intention of staying in the UK if he has been so reckless

Van Dijk. We've never had a lesbian play for us before.

Guy I know in the army says that those in the special forces he has served with are small and athletic but tougher than John McClane and Harry Callahan

Cause the banter years weren't nearly long enough

Is Joao Balde related to Bobo?

Seems we are on a run of producing decent attacking players. Atakayi, Mebude, McPake, Hardie, Rudden. Long may it continue.

Feed him to the fishes

Article wouldn't have worked as well with 'Defoe inspired by chat with Kenny Miller'

Reminds me of American football where one cunt takes out another to get the ball

That article is fucking quality. Scottish newspaper journos hang yourselves

Wish I lived in a world where there was no need for UNICEF but I don't.

CAPITALISED. (geddit?)

I do love our tabloids for giving dementia sufferers space to express themselves

Can't handle the truth

Those two low testosterone manlets are quite likeable

Fucking disrespectful

That is no bad thing tbh

If Only We Had A Midfielder Twice As Good As This.

Halliday ?

Best keep an eye on the transfer forum

“Lassana hasn’t played many friendly matches but you can see he’s a machine, and he’s still only about 70 or 80 per cent fit." That's what Gerrard said in a post match interview. Can't wait to see what he is like at 100%.

Peter Crouch is available and has the most headed goals in the Premier League