⚫SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS⚫ Celtic football club have had to make an emergency signing bringing in Italian play maker (cano de odorant) on a play as you spray contract due to the uncleanliness of the rest of the squad and their supporters Peter lawell speaking after this magnificent signing " well I've acted on the best interests of the club here today , and hopefully we see a bigger support attending our home ground. Rather than the poxy 30,000 smelly bastards we've been getting for the last three seasons! without the most successful club in the world being in the league the crowds don't want to know"