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Sponsored by booze (Carling, Tennents, Mangers) players aren't encouraged to drink though
Sponsored by betting companies (32Red, dafabet) players are forbidden to bet
Sponsored by eyewear companies (Specsavers) Referees can't see a fucking thing
Irony? Scottish Football has it in abundance. 

No wonder Barrie has slowed down, lugging that around like a giant beef olive 

A story i heard from a reliable source close to a player, Halliday was belting out the Sash in the showers, Joey started giving it big licks with the Diddle dee tunes, McKay came in and hit Barton with his shlong, Joey got three weeks off with PTSD Halliday  didn't flinch as he'd see McKay's shlong before and  was okay to continue training.

I've rightly gave Warburton grief on here but it's time some of his players stepped upto the mark.
 
Wallace, Mckay, Waghorn and Garner are due us performances..

Rangers V Partick Thistle                    
 
Saturday the 1st of October
3 O'clock kick off
at Ibrox Stadium
 
 
League positions
Rangers: 7th with 9 points (Chance to go 2nd if we win, 2nd bottom if we lose)
Partick Thistle: 12th with 5 points
 
Recent form (Latest result first)
Rangers: LDLDWWD
Partick Thistle: DDLLLW
 
Last 5 meetings
2008/09 (League cup) PT 1 - 2 Rangers
2007/08 (F.A. Cup) PT 0 - 2 Rangers
2007/08 (F.A. Cup) Rangers 1 - 1 PT
2003/04 (Premiership) Rangers 2 - 0 PT
2003/04 (Premiership) PT 0 - 1 Rangers
 
Last squad to face PT
Manager: Sir Walter Smith
Alexander
Broadfoot
Weir
Bougherra
Papac
Pedro Mendes
Davis
Thomson
Novo (Lafferty) 
Boyd
Darcheville (Beasley) 
(unused subs)
McGregor
Edu
Dailly

Aberdeen v Rangers
 
Scottish Premiership
Sunday 25th September, k/o 1pm
Pittodrie Stadium, Aberdeen
Live on Sky Sports

 
League position
Aberdeen: 4th
Rangers: 5th
 

Current form (latest result first)
Aberdeen: WDLWDW
Rangers: WDLDWW
 

Previous meetings
21/01/12 Rangers 1 - 1 Aberdeen
29/10/11 Aberdeen 1 - 2 Rangers
28/08/11 Rangers 2 - 0 Aberdeen
13/04/11  Aberdeen 0 - 1 Rangers
13/11/10 Rangers 2 - 0 Aberdeen
 

Top Scorers
Aberdeen

3 N McGinn
1 J Maddison
1 K McLean
1 A Rooney
1 J Stockley
1 M Storey


Rangers
7 M Waghorn
2 J Dodoo
2 H Forrester
2 A Halliday
2 C Hill
2 N Kranjcar
2 K Miller
2 J Tavernier



Rangers go into this match with a confidence boosting 5-0 league cup win over Queen of the South under their belts. Aberdeen will be hoping for a similar performance in their quarter final appearance against St. Johnstone on Thursday night to make amends for a stuttering start to their title campaign.

Calling up at 9am on a Friday slurring your words probably didn't help.

The impossibly smooth King of Indian beers. 
Great choice 
I myself could not attend tonight so I shall be cracking open a bottle of Innis & Gunn rum cask. In fact I might go fucking mental and drink two  
Delicious 

No Wallace (I'm pleased)
Halliday as captain? He won't be able to play football for his erection. 
Someone is due a pumping- I think it's this lot. 
. 

I think this is the team that will give QOS a pumping. Come on Waggy give us a hat trick
 

No Wallace (I'm pleased)
Halliday as captain? He won't be able to play football for his erection. 
Someone is due a pumping- I think it's this lot. 
. 

No Wallace (I'm pleased)
Halliday as captain? He won't be able to play football for his erection. 
Someone is due a pumping- I think it's this lot. 
. 

@OceanRain Glad we're getting back to a good standard of Official match threads   
@AlCapone start taking notes lad ! 

Rangers v QOTS

Betfred Cup Quarter Final

Tuesday, 20th September, k/o 7.45pm

Ibrox Stadium

Live on BT Sport 1
 



Last 5 results (latest first)

Rangers DLDWW

Queen of the South WWWWW
 
 
 
Previous meetings
 
26/03/16 Rangers 4 - 3 Queen of the South
21/02/16 Queen of the South 0 - 1 Rangers
17/10/15 Rangers 2 - 1 Queen of the South
30/08/15 Queen of the South 1 - 5 Rangers
17/05/15 Rangers 1 - 1 Queen of the South
09/05/15 Queen of the South 1 - 2 Rangers
09/04/15 Queen of the South 3 - 0 Rangers



 
Top Scorers

Rangers
5 M Waghorn
2 J Dodoo
2 H Forrester
2 C Hill
2 N Kranjcar
2 K Miller


Queen of the South
 
5 Kirkpatrick
5 D Mullen
5 S Pittman
5 G Spence
4 L Buchanan
4 A Ryan


The Light Blues worrying league form continued on Saturday as they were held to a 0-0 draw at home by Ross County. Meanwhile, QOTS strengthened their position at the top of the Scottish Championship with a 3-1 victory over Raith Rovers - their fifth consecutive win.

Press conference
 

 

Gub shut
make amends with your colleagues 
understand much better about playing for our institution
get your football up to par
score the winner on Hogmanay 
 
 in that order please  
 

Gub shut
make amends with your colleagues 
understand much better about playing for our institution
get your football up to par
score the winner on Hogmanay 
 
 in that order please  
 

What's the problem? Was he involved in the match?
Good on him putting a wad on the tarriers to get pumped, Donate the winnings to the sick childrens unit and fuck them all Joey.
We have seen this time and again since they drove Souness out.
The fact he is suspended for 3 weeks it's now up to Joey, I hope he comes back fighting fit amd show all these Rangers haters.
I WILL STAND BY HIM AS LONG AS HE IS A RANGERS PLAYER.
Barton leaving? Barton sacked?  The tarriers would fucking love it,
Heres hoping we pump them Hogmanay with Barton at the heart of the team 

Thank fuck, off you trot. 

Thank fuck, off you trot. 

the abuse you throw around on here to fellow bears is horrendous by the way. 
You look incapable of a decent debate without calling someone a "prick" or "tarrier" 
We're all just bears with different opinions. 

Thank fuck, off you trot. 

the abuse you throw around on here to fellow bears is horrendous by the way. 
You look incapable of a decent debate without calling someone a "prick" or "tarrier" 
We're all just bears with different opinions. 

the abuse you throw around on here to fellow bears is horrendous by the way. 
You look incapable of a decent debate without calling someone a "prick" or "tarrier" 
We're all just bears with different opinions. 

Thank fuck, off you trot. 

Scattergun sassaaaa's latest glorious meltdown... And he's had about twenty-seven of them on this thread alone.
Surely a timmy parody account... or perhaps just an extremely sad existence.
 
Awaits keyboard-thrashing 'comeback' while playing sassaaaa bingo...
pape taig tarrier cunt beadrattler bheast prick bastard fannybaws