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If the Div 2 teams don't want us then I can see no harm in going up through the pyramid system via the Lowland League.

Just cant pick a winner. Shame that toerag mcGregor never made it. He would have got my vote. A cracking own goal and then getting sent off within 30 mins. That was 6 points he contributed to. Not to be forgotten.

We could go further in next seasons CL than I thought.

Last season in their rush to award scum a title they denied us the small chance we had to win it. They fucked Hearts, Thistle, Stranraer and to keep the Brechin vote they had to deny others a play off chance. The Dundee vote. No sponsors. The list goes on. Some things you must never forgive.

They don't have to personally bring the trophy. Using a courier service would work just fine. The board just have to get it out there that they are not welcome. Embarrass them and let the world see what we think of them.

I am happy for Defoe to have another year. He will have another year like this one. Cameo appearances and goals. A real asset to have in the dressing room.

I voted Yes. Anything that may just give the Scottish football authorities a bit of embarrassment gets my vote. Personally I cant think of anyone more appropriate to hand Tav the trophy than Dave King.

'Ignorance is the only possible cause for papism, my dear father always said, and a burning at the stake the only known cure. He was Bishop of Durham and so understood these matters.' Bernard Cornwell Sharpe's Battle (1995)

I didn't get past 'You couldn't build a competent keeper out of the three of these if you broke them down for parts.' before spluttering coffee all over the keyboard. No idea if that is the work of one of them or a Bear and i don't care.

Me too.

So we have started signing players before they even get a manager. Way to go.

Very much hope that we also tell Doncaster just to drop the trophy at the main stand and then bugger off. In an ideal world he would have to hand it over to Dave King who would then slam the door in his face. King would be a most appropriate person to hand the trophy to Tav.

Copied from FF .................... End of season player review Barkas - 1/10 lady's front bottom is a SEGA mastersystem. Incapable of making saves. Probably the most tragic of greek tradgedies since the works of Euripides. Bain - 1/10 He's a Dundee Utd Keeper. Conor Hazard - 2/10 Gets a extra point just for his penalty heroics against Hearts. Otherwise complete and utter shite. You couldn't build a competent keeper out of the three of these if you broke them down for parts. Christopher Julien 4/10 Actually still think he's decent on his day and he's got brittle bones and gets bullied by pub strikers. Greg Taylor - 1/10 He's a H**, he's weak, he can't pass, he can't get by a man, he's a H**. Gets 6 points for effort but 5 points deducted for being a H**. Shane Duffy - 1/10 Looks like a farmer and plays like one. Quite literally the worst centre back to ever turn out for us. Caused more damage to us than any single opposition player has. Jonjoe Kenny - 2/10 I do not know what we were expecting signing a lady's front bottom called Jonjoe. He's worse than Greg Taylor put I have to give him an extra point on the account of not being a H**. Kristofer Ajer - 3/10 Could never doubt his commitment but just as culpable as anyone else in the defence this season. For a big lad he seems to disappear when the ball is whipped into our box. Anthony Ralston - 9/10 We barely saw him and for that I'm extremely thankful. Stephen Welsh - 5/10 Gets a few extra points for not being Shane Duffy. Diego Laxalt - 2/10 Perhaps sums up the absurdity of this season that we managed to signed a Uruguayan International from AC Milan that turned out to be absolutely hopeless at football. Would make a cracking long distance runner as long as he wouldn't be required to stay in a specific lane. Every bit as bad as Greg Taylor, if not worse, but have to give him an extra point just for not being a H**. Nir Biton - 1/10 A rolls royce. Could play with slippers on etc. Amazing that he's been with us for so long despite the fact that he can't get a game in midfield because he's shite. Time for him to go occupy some other territory where he's not wanted. Scott Brown 2/10 Thanks for the memories. It's been painful watching you this season. Soro - 4/10 Looked decent for a few games but I think we were all just desperate to be convinced he was a player after suffering such abject shite for months on end. Kind of like of a Rustlers Burger would seem like a gourmet meal after being served a literal plate of shite. David Turnbull - 4/10 Looks tidy on the ball occasionally. Could yet come good but still has a lot to prove. Ryan Christie - 1/10 In his head he's Paul Scholes. In reality he's Stephen Pearson. Also has a big annoying face. Can't wait to see him turn out for Brentford or whoever. Tom Rogic - 1/10 Fair play to him for earning a wage for doing absolutely %^*& all. Like a lass you were in love with for a bit who was an absolutely magic ride but you stayed with her for too long and now you resent the sight of her but you're finding it difficult to break things off because you've too many good memories. She's not even interested in giving you so much as wank anymore now and she's living in your gaff rent free. Mikey Johnston - 1/10 Like most promising youths to break through at celtic. Lightweight and actually not very good. Would score a little higher if he wasn't made of glass. A Gen Z Brian McLaughlin. Mohamed Elyounoussi - 2/10 But but but he scored 15 goals or whatever. Typical Swiss lady's front bottom. Hides when it really matters. Like a mint lindor. Looks nice but soft as %^*& inside and nobody really wants it. You want the red ones. Callum McGregor - 1/10 Been responsible for more goals conceded than Shane Duffy probably. Looks like a magic player when we're on top and everyone else around him is performing. Like Jeff Lynne being elevated by the other Travelling Wilburys but in reality he's just some lady's front bottom in ELO. James Forrest - 4/10 He's probably thankful that he was injured for most of the season. Leigh Griffiths - 1/10 Just %^*& fucking off. If he wasn't playing football he'd be selling shoplifted bacon and lynx out of a holdall. Shown nothing but contempt for the fans with his lack of commitment. Arsehole. Albian Ajeti - 1/10 Griffiths is a lady's front bottom and can't run the length of himself for more than two minutes, Eduoard looks like he'd rather being reading book and Klimala simply is not good at football and yet this useless lazy fat %^*& still couldn't stake a claim for a place in the team. Osdonne Eduoard - 2/10 Actually breaks my heart how poor he's been. I loved him but he's badly let me down. Still better than the other useless options up front though. Patryk Klimala - 1/10 If all it took was effort he'd be in with a shout of winning the Ballon D'or. As it stands I'm not exactly sure how he ended up in the hoops. I've seen better first touches down the park. The fact that he now gets paid to play football and live in New York is grotesquely unfair. Fair play to him. Oliver Ntcham - 2/10 Point for being so bad that a manager resigned from his position rather than have to work with him. Probably the most entertaining thing that's happened this season. Boli Bolingoli - 2/10 Terrible at football but isn't a H** so gets an extra point. Jeremie Frimpong - 2/10 At least had the decency to %^*& off. Hatem Abd Elhamed - 1/10 He came, he sold the jerseys, he got injured and he fucked off.

In Ajer's defense I would have got out the way of that bullet as well. Anyway he is not a defender but a Championship level midfielder.

If they get a new manager and he is given some funds then they might make a better fist of it next season. But such is the scale of the rebuild required that I rather doubt it. Gerrard/Wilson are not the types to sit back and be complacent. We will lose a star player, maybe 2, to balance the books and those will be sad days but replacements will be found. Onwards and upwards.

If the story is true and I see little reason to doubt it then Griffiths just epitomises them. Classless rodents.

Kent is still in my bad books. My bet builder for yesterday had Alfredo to score anytime, Rangers -2, and over 10 corners. Should have left it at that but had to add Kent to score anytime which ruined my bet. I will probably have forgiven him by the time next game kicks off.

Harsh after so few minutes. He will start the next two games and then get a preseason into him. Barisic also was a slow starter but look at him now.

Played them 5 times this season and the aggregate score is 10-2. That simple fact is ignored by the conspiracy theorists. Forgot to mention that we are 23 points ahead in the league. Plus not a single member of their rancid club would get a game for us. Not to forget that we only have a 'rookie manager' who knows nothing.

I got it totally wrong in being very critical (prematch) of Aribo in midfield and Roofe upfront. Just as well I don't get to pick the team.

Same game you were. We just have different takes on it.

Didn't get out of 3rd gear but didn't have to. Ajer might make make a 2nd rate midfielder but he is not a defender. I had the fear for Simpson after his early yellow bur he came out of the game just fine and will learn for the experience. Roofe, I have to eat some humble pie over, Alfredo scored a cracker, but for me Kent was quietier than usual. No complaints we were simply, player for player, head and shoulders above them.

4-1 only tells pert of the story. Simpson had a decent game. McGregor was once again magnificent. But player for player we are way in front of the dark side.

Aribo has wonderful ball skills but helping out defensively is not one of his strong points. Gives me a bit of fear as well but it is what it is.

Not an easy one to imagine I would agree but fits in with anyone/everyone message which I support.