Polo 1,439 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 You usually get a few belters (edited versions of course) in the BBC column each week http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/8009958.stm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hammer 11 2,673 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Chelsea vs bolton directed at liverpool before their champions league game "Sign On With a pen in youurrrr hand because you'll never get a job and you'll never get a job a job" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
macka1990 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 haha i think that is brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polo 1,439 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Chelsea vs bolton directed at liverpool before their champions league game "Sign On With a pen in youurrrr hand because you'll never get a job and you'll never get a job a job" Chelsea fans also abused Phil Neville earlier this season to the same tune... "Neville, Neville, you're a cunt, you're a cunt, and you'll allllllways be a cunt, you'll always be a cunt..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius11 74 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Rangers vs Celtic under 19's youth cup final, we won 5-1 i think. the chant was " you're no very good, you're no very good, you're no very, you're no very, you're no very good!" in the style of 'rangers til i die'. was funny cos its like a polite but condescending version of "Youre shite" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw69uk 123 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Elland Road (I think!!) singing "theres only 2 Andy Gorams" We were NEVER going to lose that game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polo 1,439 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Graham Rix taunt (Manic Street Preachers tune)..... "If you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius11 74 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 the Van Persie chant in the tune of "Rewind" (bo selecta!) by Craig David. "Van- Per-sie, When the girl says no, molest her!" hahahahahaha. And that was the arsenal fans singing that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polo 1,439 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 "What's that coming over Brazil......." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gizmico1986 0 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 dunno about the funniest chant but the funniest sign was at ibrox in april 2005 reading............. WE WON THE LEAGUE AT IBROX - 5 POINTS CLEAR....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights 2,526 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Cheltenham fans at Elland Road "My garden shed is bigger than this It's got a door and a window My garden shed is bigger than this" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Deacon 55,781 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 He's French He's Shit He plays when no-ones fit Pascal Gygan Pascal Gygan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimfanciesthedude 25,043 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 the arsenal fans at liverpool the other night "liverpool, HOOF the ball" or i canny mind the guys name, jason something maybe, played for forest and he had a bad hairdo "he's got a pineapple, on his head" or the best one getting pumped 3-0 off the beggars at the piggery, capucho comes out to warm up and the celtic fans start laughing at him all us bears launched into a rendition of "nuno capucho won a medal in seville, a medal in seville, a medal in seville" timmy was well raging at that one Do you mean Jason Lee he would later play for my local team Falkirk saw him a couple times he was a load of shoite thats the one, cheers mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,746 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Save the Board, save the board, save the board ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacino1690 48 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Over the years there's been so many, here's a few that spring to mind: 'Nakamura sells dodgy DVDs'. 'Sebo's on, we're taking the piss' when we were 3-0 up on the scum. 'You're only here to see The Rangers' at the Camp Nou. There was one years ago when the opposition goalie, Hugh something got injured, the whole Rangers End singing 'What's the matter with you Hugh, what's the matter with you'? They beasted Maloney McGeady and Darren O'Dea, They beasted Hartson, Larsson and Paul McStay, And all those so called greats, who went through the parkhead gates, Were beasted in the glasgow celtic way. the sebo chant wiz ma personal favourite haha and they fuckin hate the maloney mcgeady and darren odea song Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueballss 2,975 Posted April 28, 2009 Share Posted April 28, 2009 Broomfield the day McSwegan carried the McCoist cardbord cutout round the park and we had won the league 1989 ??. Standing at the fence next to the Section B and they all started to say shhhhhh for ages. We were all wondering wtf they were doing then 200/300 of them all turned to Gers fans, stuck their middle finger up and started singing "Smell yer maw, smell yer maw, smell yer maw" Was funny as fuk the way the orchestrated it. section b, some rough times there!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluepeter9 5,167 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Elland Road (I think!!) singing "theres only 2 Andy Gorams" We were NEVER going to lose that game I was going to post the 2 Andy Gorams one - it was the KIllie fans at Ibrox though - Andy had just pulled out of the Scotland squad cause his 'head' wasnt right - he was caught shagging some granny or something! Its the classic - "Theres only 2 Andy Goram's" I also remember McCoist scoring a hat trick and we got a penatly and McCoist wanted to take it and the crowd started chanting "One greedy bastard - you only one greedy bastard" I also like "The farmings over why dont you go home" sung at the sheep ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisnjacks 0 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 ma fav is got to be artur boruc yir a wanker, cause it's SO TRUE!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_1 1,136 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 "He dives to the left, He dives to the right, Allan McGregor shags ten birds a night!". And one I was told by my cousin who is a season ticket holder at hibs was when a supporter from hibs shouting at Chris Burke, "Fuck Off!, ya ginger minging Caniggia". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sairdy 0 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Back in 88', The tims centenery year. We beat them 5-1. I was not at the game, but on the highlights as the 5th goal went in the whole of Ibrox started singing happy birthday to you... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,746 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Happy New Year being sung at the phiggery to the mhanks when Hately scored right away after kick off in a 4-2 victory ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluepete 1 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Pierre! There's only one Pierre! He takes it up the rear! Cos he's a fuckin' queer! Quierre, There's only one Quierre! He takes it up the rear! hahaha forgot about that 1 ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miracle 7,842 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 Used to always love singing: Oh shitey shitey! Shitey shitey shitey shitey GALLOWAY! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Maestro 11,961 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 I like that yin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark. 69 Posted April 29, 2009 Share Posted April 29, 2009 "Sheepshagging bastards, why don't you go home?" "You're only here to see the Rangers" - 1-0 down at Bremen. And I thought I was quite funny at Hampden when the St.Mirren fans started singing I went "We forgot that you were here" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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