Balotelli

[StevenDavis 112]

Most the things he did befor were quite funny but giving away money is just stupid and will make others feel like counts he should stop doing it so openly, if some guy I never knew offered to pay for my fuel I would assume he was on the verge of insanity and would fear for my life

Alstone.

[Maxo1873 201]

Told everyone to fuel up their cars?

[Maxo1873 201]

Hes my best mate

[pipedown27ready 108]

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1470556_madcap-mario-strikes-again-balotelli-walks-into-manchester-school-and-asks-pupils-if-he-can-use-the-toilet

Manchester City star Mario Balotelli stunned college students when he parked his luxury Bentley outside their classrooms and strolled in to ask if he could use the toilet.

The eccentric Blues star turned up unannounced at the 1,800-pupil Xaverian College in Manchester around 1.30pm this afternoon.

Parking his white Bentley in the car park he strolled into the Rusholme college’s canteen area to ask pupils where the toilets were.

After spending a penny he went into the staff room to speak to teachers.

Accompanied by three friends he then walked around the campus of the sixth form college followed by cheering Man City supporting students.

After staying for around 20 minutes Balotelli and his friends drove off – leaving amazed students frantically calling and texting their friends to tell them what happened.

Eighteen-year-old Edward Gasson was sitting in the canteen with friends when the Blues star arrived.

He said: “Balotelli parked his Bentley outside then came in and was asking where the toilets were, then he went to the teacher’s staff room.

“After that he was just walking round campus like he owned the place and everyone was following him around.

“I’m a City fan so it was amazing to see him but it was a bit ridiculous for him to come here – you would never expect it to happen.”

Fellow student Josh Keogh, also 18, said: “When he was walking around all the City fans were cheering him.

“He just seemed proper chilled. It was really weird to see him at our college but pretty amazing.”

A spokesperson for Catholic Xaverian College on Lower Park Road - which is located just a mile from City's former Maine Road ground - confirmed the star had visited the college.

They said: ‘Xaverian was delighted to receive a surprise visit from Mario, who chatted to some of the students at one of Manchester’s most successful colleges.

“We weren’t able to enrol him on any courses, but he is welcome back anytime.”

Excited pupils posted messages about the visit on Twitter.

Lauren Garnes tweeted: "Ok so Mario Balotelli randomly turned up at my college today, walked round for a bit and drove off in his white bentley.. average day really"

O'brien Richards wrote: "Balotelli walking aroun in my college", while another student tweeted: "Why is Balotelli even at xaverian college? Hahahhahahaaa"

One pupil added: "Why was balotelli rolling through my college? He has too much time on his hands man".

Balotelli played for City in last night's Carling Cup semi final at the Etihad Stadium but was substituted shortly before half time after suffering an injury.

The player last year wore a T-shirt with the words "Why always me?" after a string of headlines about his eccentric off-field behaviour.

In October 2010 he drove his Mercedes through an open security gate at a women's prison in Italy after deciding he would take a look around. He was questioned by prison officials for half an hour before he was allowed to leave.

Last October his Cheshire home was set on fire when a firework went off in the bathroom and at Christmas he walked into St John's Church, Chorlton, for midnight mass and put £200 into the collection tin.

It has also been reported that he drove around Manchester handing money to homeless people, although this was denied by Manchester City.

In an interview with an Italian newspaper earlier this week he said: "I'm not mad, not at all – even if sometimes I do things that are a bit strange."

:praise: :praise:

[alstone 374]

It was a pretty obvious joke I don't know why anyone laughed!

[50ShadesofBlue 667]

The Chronicles of Super Mario:

• Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

• £10,000 in parking fines.

• Car has been impounded 27 times.

• £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.

• Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.

• Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.

• Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.

• Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching"

rule at a strip club.

• The "bib" saga.

• Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.

• Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"

• Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.

• Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.

• Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.

• Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.

• Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.

• He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.

• Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.

• After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?

• Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"

• Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.

• Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.

• Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.

• Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"

• Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.

• Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.

• Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.

• Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.

• Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.

• Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.

• Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.

• Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

[papaguy51 912]

Great, great guy.

A child stuck in an athlete's body.

[Creampuff 22,628]

Living the dream.

[Maxo1873 201]

The Chronicles of Super Mario:

• Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

• £10,000 in parking fines.

• Car has been impounded 27 times.

• £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.

• Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.

• Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.

• Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.

• Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching"

rule at a strip club.

• The "bib" saga.

• Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.

• Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"

• Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.

• Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.

• Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.

• Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.

• Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.

• He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.

• Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.

• After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?

• Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"

• Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.

• Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.

• Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.

• Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"

• Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.

• Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.

• Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.

• Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.

• Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.

• Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.

• Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.

• Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

What a legend

[Ferdasyn 431]

Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.

[Creampuff 22,628]

Changing his kit

[50ShadesofBlue 667]

Forgot the one where he came on as a sub in the second half of a game then had himself subbed off again 10 mins later because he was “allergic to the pitch”.

[EcosseBear 614]

Sky should bring back the player cam just for him.

[Raligt 2,541]

I would fucking love to meet that guy. Next time I'm in the UK I'm going down to manchester to find him and give him a high 5.

[theweebluenose 4,332]

A prima donna but a really likable one!

[LeeWallaceRFC 3,920]

The Chronicles of Super Mario:

• Survived a usually fatal disease at birth

• £10,000 in parking fines.

• Car has been impounded 27 times.

• £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.

• Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.

• Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.

• Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.

• Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching"

rule at a strip club.

• The "bib" saga.

• Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.

• Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"

• Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.

• Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.

• Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.

• Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.

• Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.

• He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.

• Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.

• After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?

• Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"

• Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.

• Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.

• Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.

• Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"

• Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.

• Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.

• Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.

• Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.

• Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.

• Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.

• Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.

• Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

Fucking brilliant

[OneDavidCooper 2,505]

Just heard he was filling up his car at a petrol stationin Manchester and he told everyone around him to fill their cars right up and he would pay it for them

Is there no end to this great man !

Dou you honestly believe these bull shit stories?

[Gillete 1,338]

Dou you honestly believe these bull shit stories?

Yes , yes I do

[OneDavidCooper 2,505]

Yes , yes I do

[broxibear87 129]

Rumour has it he's going to give money to save Darlington!