Armadale Lass 0 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 It's virtually impossible for me to get tickets for matches at The Piggery because I don't have a season ticket, I got lucky today though. My boss is heading to a wedding this weekend and he's offered me his Investor Club tickets for the North Stand.I'm nervous about sitting for 90 minutes amongst the enemy. Has anyone else been there and watched the game behind enemy lines? If so can you give me some tips. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basilbolio 2 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Put a peg on your nose. There's a terrible stench that wafts off them hallions. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,622 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Dont shower till then or you will stand out, Also Practice making Monkey noises for the Black Players its the only way to fit in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
linfield1690 4,249 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Dont accept sweeties from anyone Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
northumberlandloyal 17 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I must say the patter on here is first class Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rossDas 1,071 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I don't think I could do it - even with nose and ear plugs, the aura of contempt for them would probably give the game away in any case. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaltersGotStyle 160 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I would strongly advise against this Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeMartin 1 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 unless your a fearless bastard i wouldnt do it ... im not being funny but you would be picked out in a second because you know what its like when the game is on you cant help outbursts !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spireblue 229 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 dont do it.unless you look like a melted version of subo you will stand out a mile.and if they get the slightest inkling who you support,it could be a dangerous situation to be in.very,very,risky.edit..and remember female bashing is a hobby to them fuckers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
3Proddie1690 132 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 It's virtually impossible for me to get tickets for matches at The Piggery because I don't have a season ticket, I got lucky today though. My boss is heading to a wedding this weekend and he's offered me his Investor Club tickets for the North Stand.I'm nervous about sitting for 90 minutes amongst the enemy. Has anyone else been there and watched the game behind enemy lines? If so can you give me some tips.I think this is the look your trying to achieve? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nachothelegend 1,932 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I couldnt the only time I was behind enemy lines was back in the 70s we had about 2,000 The Derry Boys in the jungle, and it was front line warfare.There was golf balls darts ,and tennants cans full of pish llanding on top of both sets of fans.Utter chaos. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I'd advise against it, A large group of us did it in the old jungle in the late 80s and it was total carnage. A solo mission would be suicide. Give me your ticket. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Dont think for one minute that being female will stop you getting attacked by those vermin either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mongolikecandy 418 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Remember when celtic fans were banned from Ibrox in 90s and Collins scored some fuckwit beside me got up and cheered...............he was asked to leave! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmyblue75 20 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I'd advise against it, A large group of us did it in the old jungle in the late 80s and it was total carnage. A solo mission would be suicide. Give me your ticket.Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougie76 15,359 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 No worth the risk mate, say thanks but no thank. Get the mates and family round to yours and shout what you like Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosesMcNeil 1,664 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Dont accept sweeties from anyone Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Dangerously 7,562 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Was in the septic end when we lost 1-0 and souness got sent off. Couldn't get a ticket for our end, it's fuckin hellish when they score, remember it was terrace in those days, I didn't know what to do with myself. Never again!Ps. Take some air freshner with you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VB1965 43 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Anyone who believes that the OP is actually some young girl from Armadale is as deluded.Armadale, Woman ,1st post..........Blah blah.....Taigs must try harder.Big Jock Knew. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dietspam 733 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Remember when celtic fans were banned from Ibrox in 90s and Collins scored some fuckwit beside me got up and cheered...............he was asked to leave!Why were they banned? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyc06 6,916 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Fuck..... That!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mongolikecandy 418 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Why were they banned?Celtic wouldnt pay for damage to seating on prior visit Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluepeter9 5,167 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Not crossing yourself as the game kicks off will make you stand out ... Or maybe not if you do!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
'o'rangerblue 89 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Get one of those party vests the taliban wear in Afghanistan, 40 virgins will be waiting for you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HG5 11,299 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Sat in main stand in 78. Got some funny looks when we didn't celebrate their goals.When we got one back managed to contain myself to taking a photo.There's a fellow bear in the picture, arms aloft, stood out like a sore thumb.If I'd waited a second longer, I've had a pic of a bheggar decking the poor guy! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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