topgoalie 637 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 http://www.puritansermons.com/watson/watson5.htmGod is a delicious good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleteduser1 169 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 What if God was one of us?Just a slob like one of us? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWM1216 20 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Wee frees = Protestant suicide bombers.Being from a fishing village, we have the Brethren Hall - they make the Wee Frees look like the fucking Disney Club!! I've heard of folk who've had a 'brethren fatwa' placed upon them and have been cast out in shame......all in the name of 'God'!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Just a slob like one of us?Just a stranger on the bus Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsa 3,906 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Condoms are the answer in Africa, not GodThe Catholic church helped to put pay to that idea. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,709 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Say your prayers every night and God will look after you.Our Father, Who art in Heaven . . . Get The Battle Fever On . . . WVB 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWM1216 20 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Sadly for WVB, until I was able to physically overpower my mother (I was aged about 12-13), it was church, Sunday shool, & more fucking church, with absolutely zero activities permitted on the sabbath other than walking to the bastarding place and home again........every fucking Sunday without fail. The old man cleverly managed to get a double shift at work on Sundays rather than deal with the carnage. 30 years later I'm still mentally scarred having to listen to that dismal bullshit when I should have been out playing Sunday league fitba. I could have been a contender (possibly) if it weren't for some bam filling my mothers head with shite (just after she'd lost a kid too.....fucking vultures). Angry, angry man, I remember as a wee boy going to a Free Church and not knowing what the difference was. I thought the "Free" bit meant I didn't have to put the collection money in the box so I spent it on sweeties afterwards instead. I was 18 when I eventually owned up to my mother about that one! baxterboy 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minstral 5,375 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Our Father, Who art in Heaven . . . Get The Battle Fever On . . . Blue what a man Jock was, a Rangers hero. *Manticore* and WVB 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stfu 596 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I was given a penny this week. A penny I hoped I would never get after the loss of my father in law and hero.The club we both supported and loved is on the brink of death also.So in reply to the question is God helping? If he is then he has a very bad way of doing it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,709 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Blue what a man Jock was, a Rangers hero.A Legend Minst, like yerself, unlike the filth that run and follow the scum from the glitterdome. This mhanky mhob are running scared, the have won fuck all honestly this season just a tainted title not unlike the one the cheated us out of when they had the imaginary trip to Japan ? Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, it's on their birth certificates under parents/parent occupation ! Big Jock Wallace, HERO AND JUNGLE FIGHTER ! W.A.T.P. WVB 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minstral 5,375 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 A Legend Minst, like yerself, unlike the filth that run and follow the scum from the glitterdome. This mhanky mhob are running scared, the have won fuck all honestly this season just a tainted title not unlike the one the cheated us out of when they had the imaginary trip to Japan ? Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, it's on their birth certificates under parents/parent occupation ! Big Jock Wallace, HERO AND JUNGLE FIGHTER ! W.A.T.P. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RWM1216 20 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I was given a penny this week. A penny I hoped I would never get after the loss of my father in law and hero.The club we both supported and loved is on the brink of death also.So in reply to the question is God helping? If he is then he has a very bad way of doing it.Sorry to hear of your loss brother. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennyali 248 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I must be the only Muslim here Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minstral 5,375 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I was given a penny this week. A penny I hoped I would never get after the loss of my father in law and hero.The club we both supported and loved is on the brink of death also.So in reply to the question is God helping? If he is then he has a very bad way of doing it.That is the sad part of life, we all live and we all die, and sorry about your loss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUEDIGNITY 33,709 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I was given a penny this week. A penny I hoped I would never get after the loss of my father in law and hero.The club we both supported and loved is on the brink of death also.So in reply to the question is God helping? If he is then he has a very bad way of doing it.Sad to hear, R.I.P. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1lv3r 274 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Man's true end is to appear at the judgement and give the account of how he lived and whether he gave testiment to Jesus's teachings of how one MUST be born again to gain eternal life... simple really. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I must be the only Muslim hereNah, theres defo a few others. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RangersMedia 35,961 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I must be the only Muslim hereNo, you're not. There are a few. They don't openly declare their faith on here though due to the minority of uneducated amongst us who will jump at every opportunity to criticise Islam. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozblue 4,332 Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 I am sure there is a God,Colin, because your lips never fell off after chewing oot that auld bint in the RL You certainly are one of the chosen Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosesMcNeil 1,664 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 No, you're not. There are a few. They don't openly declare their faith on here though due to the minority of uneducated amongst us who will jump at every opportunity to criticise Islam.Anyboy that think Islam is mental is, well, mental.Egypt's 'plans for farewell intercourse law so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives'From the daily mail Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueThunder 8,454 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Anyboy that think Islam is mental is, well, mental.Egypt's 'plans for farewell intercourse law so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives'From the daily mail Yeah, I think we've all been there. Especially after Hen nights. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MosesMcNeil 1,664 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Yeah, I think we've all been there. Especially after Hen nights.Aye, but, not like dead 'dead' right? Right? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
deleteduser1 169 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Yes , I believe so. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crespie6 334 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 my church is Ibrox. i look forward to going whenever i can get back home. Ibrox is real, Rangers are real. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weird_Beard 99 Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 I do pray! But not to God anymore. Joe Pesci has answered more of my prayers in the last few years. That's a man who really knows how to gets things done. My answered prayers have doubled in recent years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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