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Do You Live In Duntocher?


govanblue

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Im at the Hardgate/D'tocher boundary. Its like the fucking Gaza Strip with they dirty bastards. Loads of filthy mhutant vermin who never seem to work. But the main thing is that the weans know its safe out playing on our side of the street.

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Dis yer maw lick foofs, dis yer da shag aw the poofs, dis yer sister shag a mister while yer brother shags yer mother, DIS YER GRAN SHAG DUGS, HUS SHE GOAT SUM SAGGY JUGS........

How do you know so much about my family? :shifty:

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There was a young man from Nantucket.

Whose cock was so long he could suck it.

He said with a grin, wiping spunk from his chin.

If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.......

Wish the fitba would hurry up and start again.

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I can't be the only one who heard Rupert Holmes when I read the title of this thread?

https://youtu.be/CVdFtS6wsig

Do you live in Duntocher?

do you check your PMs?

I'm not much into standard...

I celebrate trophies.

If you like kicking mhanks by moonlight

in a bar called o'malleys.

I'm the team that you looked for

follow follow...my friend.

Rupert Holmes is a good bear,

get it round you ya mhanks.

Saville was a paedo

just like your best friends

The Gers are coming for you

it may take a few attempts.

We're the real true champions

as you'll soon re-learn.

(encore)

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Is yer da McCoist, dis he take money by choice, dis he dance the hokey cokey, when he sings at karaoke, DIS HE TELL YEEZ JOKES, COS HE'S NEVER FUCKIN BROKE............

Does your Da shag your Nana

Does he do it with a banana

Does he wear a pink bandana

Then he must be brianfantana!

:P

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