KeyserSoze 14,700 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 sweet was hoping it was maybe an operation tango on the go with all the tims in duntocher or something! MMMMmmmmm tango on the go go Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bingboyBLUE 72 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Im at the Hardgate/D'tocher boundary. Its like the fucking Gaza Strip with they dirty bastards. Loads of filthy mhutant vermin who never seem to work. But the main thing is that the weans know its safe out playing on our side of the street. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUILDMYGALLOWS1986 413 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 whats this about?? I'm from faifley close to dint ocher but live in OZ now does that count for a PM lolPutting 2 and 2 together here....Nige still stayin with u?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelvd1873 7,403 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Putting 2 and 2 together here....Nige still stayin with u??not anymore bud he's got his own joint now. Who's this? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUILDMYGALLOWS1986 413 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 not anymore bud he's got his own joint now. Who's this?Ill Pm you Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Widow's Son 399 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 There was a young girl from Madras Who had a sensational assIt's not what you thinkFirm, round and pinkIt's grey, has long ears and eats grass Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fantana 28,894 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Sorry GB, this threads went to shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share Posted June 29, 2015 Sorry GB, this threads went to shit No mate, this is perfect. It'll keep the thread bumped long enough for the target to log in and spot it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StublueKPL 524 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 GB, my phone not letting me reply to pms now.!!!!! I will send you a message when in house. Cheers Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share Posted June 29, 2015 GB, my phone not letting me reply to pms now.!!!!! I will send you a message when in house. CheersNo worries. Speak to you later.But I said Duntocher, not Dubai. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fantana 28,894 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Dis yer maw lick foofs, dis yer da shag aw the poofs, dis yer sister shag a mister while yer brother shags yer mother, DIS YER GRAN SHAG DUGS, HUS SHE GOAT SUM SAGGY JUGS........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share Posted June 29, 2015 Dis yer maw lick foofs, dis yer da shag aw the poofs, dis yer sister shag a mister while yer brother shags yer mother, DIS YER GRAN SHAG DUGS, HUS SHE GOAT SUM SAGGY JUGS........How do you know so much about my family? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClydebankBearWATP 877 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 No mate, this is perfect. It'll keep the thread bumped long enough for the target to log in and spot it. Dalmuir not Duntocher thankfully Also fuck knows how clydebank doesn't have its own RSC. Plenty of bears to pack out a bus im sure Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gascoigne8 3,400 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 There was a young woman from leith,Who used to fellate men with her teeth,It wasnt for fame or the love of the game,It was for the cheese underneath Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlCapone 7,678 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Lovely little village, always a warm welcome in the glenhead tavern for followers of the Rangers Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markem 7,326 Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 There was a wee man from CalcuttaWho looked through a hole in a shutterAll he could seeWas his wife's left kneeAnd the arse of the bloke who was up her Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share Posted June 29, 2015 BUMP.Yes DuntocherLoyal - I'm talking to you!!!PM Me FFS! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted June 29, 2015 Author Share Posted June 29, 2015 Damn. Missed him again. I think I'll have to give up soon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuistraHairDo 12,510 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I'll bump it for you GBthere once was a taig from the east,like most of the others , a beast,a typical pape,was into child rape, he learnt all he knows from the priest. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G13 3,038 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 There was a young man from Nantucket.Whose cock was so long he could suck it.He said with a grin, wiping spunk from his chin.If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it....... Wish the fitba would hurry up and start again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 15,147 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I can't be the only one who heard Rupert Holmes when I read the title of this thread?https://youtu.be/CVdFtS6wsigDo you live in Duntocher?do you check your PMs?I'm not much into standard...I celebrate trophies.If you like kicking mhanks by moonlightin a bar called o'malleys.I'm the team that you looked forfollow follow...my friend.Rupert Holmes is a good bear, get it round you ya mhanks.Saville was a paedojust like your best friendsThe Gers are coming for youit may take a few attempts.We're the real true championsas you'll soon re-learn.(encore) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fantana 28,894 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Is yer da McCoist, dis he take money by choice, dis he dance the hokey cokey, when he sings at karaoke, DIS HE TELL YEEZ JOKES, COS HE'S NEVER FUCKIN BROKE............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted June 30, 2015 Author Share Posted June 30, 2015 Is yer da McCoist, dis he take money by choice, dis he dance the hokey cokey, when he sings at karaoke, DIS HE TELL YEEZ JOKES, COS HE'S NEVER FUCKIN BROKE............Does your Da shag your NanaDoes he do it with a bananaDoes he wear a pink bandanaThen he must be brianfantana! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian 4,281 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 There was a taig lass from DuntocherWho asked did I want to poke herShe was definitely scumtook it right up the bumPulled out, shot my load and did soak her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfc_watp 1,503 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 There once was a man from PeruWho fell asleep in a canoeWhilst dreaming of Venus he played with his penisAnd woke up all covered in goo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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