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1 hour ago, Helicopter Sundae said:

Some jolly japester had a birthday cake made for her husband...the outside was beautifully finished, and decorated in white icing, with Rangers crests and red white and blue stars, then asked the baker to include a wee surprise...when cut into it revealed layers of green and white. Iain took it well.

Oh the craic, as poor Iain cut into it and realised he was about to become famous. The BBC have interviewed him, it has made the baker very popular too ( I bet it has) with her social media lighting up. She even said it wasn't the first time she had been asked to do it.

 

Meanwhile in a parallel universe, can you imagine if it had been done to some septic fan?

Mother " When wee Declan cut intae it, we saw the red, white and blue inside, ma mother had a heart attack and nearly drapped deid. Poor wee Declan started screaming and we had to take him to the infirmary tae get him tranquilised. Ah'm suing the bitch that made that for everything she's got. We phoned the Iraish Embassy, and they advised us to push it as far as we could, get compie aff everyone"

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03mzhqc

That has got to be divorce material right there.

 

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10 hours ago, Helicopter Sundae said:

Some jolly japester had a birthday cake made for her husband...the outside was beautifully finished, and decorated in white icing, with Rangers crests and red white and blue stars, then asked the baker to include a wee surprise...when cut into it revealed layers of green and white. Iain took it well.

Oh the craic, as poor Iain cut into it and realised he was about to become famous. The BBC have interviewed him, it has made the baker very popular too ( I bet it has) with her social media lighting up. She even said it wasn't the first time she had been asked to do it.

 

Meanwhile in a parallel universe, can you imagine if it had been done to some septic fan?

Mother " When wee Declan cut intae it, we saw the red, white and blue inside, ma mother had a heart attack and nearly drapped deid. Poor wee Declan started screaming and we had to take him to the infirmary tae get him tranquilised. Ah'm suing the bitch that made that for everything she's got. We phoned the Iraish Embassy, and they advised us to push it as far as we could, get compie aff everyone"

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03mzhqc

Exactly mate, nothing but a bunch of old hypocrites, just like their Cardinals, Bishops and Popes.

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