Take a bow Clint Hill ?/Clint Hill Appreciation Thread

[centenarystand 2,229]

The OP is a bit over excited at times hence the continuous threads, all harmless fun.

However what i would say a mate down south who is a season ticket holder at QPR told me he was gutted to see the big guy  leave and assured me he would do a job for us in this current Rangers side. Going by his word i posted this a couple of times early in the season whilst many like myself  doubted the signing  not knowing his background.  

Unfortunately years are against big Clint which will see him depart. In the mould of a  true Rangers centre back  he chipped  in with a few goals and duly obliged especially with a late equaliser against them in their own midden.

Best of luck Clint. 

[wully 48,143]

[Prso's headband 35,935]

Imagine the social media frenzy when we had actual good players back in the day. 

Nothing against the big man, he's a staunch Protestant and played for the jersey but he's average. Always welcome back at Ibrox though, he gets what it's all about. 

[cr3_bear 15,026]

[Aubie92 1,074]

If Clint Hill actually took a bow he'd probably need a hip replacement. 

[RFCRobertson 11,792]

Fucksake, fuck the players then. Fuck all of them. 

Not a single one deserves praise. Especially not the one whose actually put in a decent shift this season.

This place is a fucking shitshow at times. I fucking know we've got a shit squad, not a single player can hold a candle to the quality we used to have. Not even miller to himself when he was younger. 

That doesn't mean we can't appreciate players we have that do actually give a fuck ie clint hill. 

[Moody Blue Legend 61,997]

4 minutes ago, RFCRobertson said:

Fucksake, fuck the players then. Fuck all of them. 

Not a single one deserves praise. Especially not the one whose actually put in a decent shift this season.

This place is a fucking shitshow at times. I fucking know we've got a shit squad, not a single player can hold a candle to the quality we used to have. Not even miller to himself when he was younger. 

That doesn't mean we can't appreciate players we have that do actually give a fuck ie clint hill. 

[RDFM 3,809]

4 minutes ago, RFCRobertson said:

Fucksake, fuck the players then. Fuck all of them. 

Not a single one deserves praise. Especially not the one whose actually put in a decent shift this season.

This place is a fucking shitshow at times. I fucking know we've got a shit squad, not a single player can hold a candle to the quality we used to have. Not even miller to himself when he was younger. 

That doesn't mean we can't appreciate players we have that do actually give a fuck ie clint hill. 

 

[Monty Zoomer 90]

I am genuinely sad to see the man go - he can hold his head up high. OK he may not be as good as we have come to expect in the past but he is as good, if not better, than anything we are due to expect in recent years. I think it will be a gamble whether we can bring in anyone better for next season

[wully 48,143]

12 minutes ago, RFCRobertson said:

Fucksake, fuck the players then. Fuck all of them. 

Not a single one deserves praise. Especially not the one whose actually put in a decent shift this season.

This place is a fucking shitshow at times. I fucking know we've got a shit squad, not a single player can hold a candle to the quality we used to have. Not even miller to himself when he was younger. 

That doesn't mean we can't appreciate players we have that do actually give a fuck ie clint hill. 

 

[cr3_bear 15,026]

[Davy Vandenbroucke 26,443]

18 minutes ago, RFCRobertson said:

Fucksake, fuck the players then. Fuck all of them. 

Not a single one deserves praise. Especially not the one whose actually put in a decent shift this season.

This place is a fucking shitshow at times. I fucking know we've got a shit squad, not a single player can hold a candle to the quality we used to have. Not even miller to himself when he was younger. 

That doesn't mean we can't appreciate players we have that do actually give a fuck ie clint hill. 

[BlueBearz1990 570]

[CF2 WINNIE 1,006]

9 in a row? Barca 72? Helicopter Sunday? Pfffffttt stick them up yer arse Hill made team of the week. Brilliant. 

[gazza27 15,333]

57 minutes ago, RFCRobertson said:

Fucksake, fuck the players then. Fuck all of them. 

Not a single one deserves praise. Especially not the one whose actually put in a decent shift this season.

This place is a fucking shitshow at times. I fucking know we've got a shit squad, not a single player can hold a candle to the quality we used to have. Not even miller to himself when he was younger. 

That doesn't mean we can't appreciate players we have that do actually give a fuck ie clint hill. 

somecunt steal yer supper the night

[Aubie92 1,074]

57 minutes ago, RFCRobertson said:

Fucksake, fuck the players then. Fuck all of them. 

Not a single one deserves praise. Especially not the one whose actually put in a decent shift this season.

This place is a fucking shitshow at times. I fucking know we've got a shit squad, not a single player can hold a candle to the quality we used to have. Not even miller to himself when he was younger. 

That doesn't mean we can't appreciate players we have that do actually give a fuck ie clint hill. 

 

[LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,540]

2 hours ago, RFCRobertson said:

***Official Clint Hill Appreciation Thread***

Following his perfermance against Hearts at the weekend, he finds himself in the SPFL team of the week!

And also, since it's his 2nd last game and his last game at Ibrox. Thought I'd also make this thread into an appreciation thread for the man given his performance for us. He's been a great player and by far our best defender this season. Hill joined us from Queens Park Rangers on June the 17th 2016. He would make a debut for us at Ibrox in a league cup match against Annan Athletic. By joining us, he broke a 21 year old record held by Billy Thomson who was 37 years and 50 days old when he signed with us. Clint Hill beat this by 224 days. 

He got goal glory wearing the famous strip against Peterhead in a league cup tie at home, he would then get his first league goal against Ross County securing us a point. By scoring this goal, Hill broke another record! This time for being the oldest goal scorer in the Scottish Premiership, beating Lee Bullen of Falkirk in 2009. 

However it was not all roses for Hill as he did see a red card during a league match against Aberdeen, where he picked up a second yellow card in injury time. Reduces the queens 11 to the queens 10. Due to his success here, he was linked with Queens Park Rangers who wanted him back, with a pre-contract rumored to have been agreed upon.

However, Clint Hills biggest moment wearing the famous crest is simply without equal, this is of course scoring a late equaliser against our old rivals: Celtic. We were in enemy territory, a goal down going into the 87th minute, a free kick bounced off the wall only to be picked up by James Tavernier, Tavernier making a gallant run, beating 3 celtic players on the way before linking up with Emerson Hyndman in the box. Hyndman spun around and kicked the ball with intent! Sadly, Celtic keeper Craig Gordon thwarted Hyndman with his left hand. However Clint Hill was there and he pounced on the ball that escaped Gordons grasp and he rifled the ball in the back of the net! The bears went wild in celebration! Sheer exuberance! 

Clint Hill was recently confirmed to not be given an extension to his contract and as he moves onto another team wherever it may be. I wish him all the best and thank him greatly for the services he gave to this club. Best of a bad bunch maybe, but he certainly knew what it meant to be a Ranger.

 

You're in dire need of your hole.

[BridgeIsBlue 66,654]

1 hour ago, RFCRobertson said:

Fucksake, fuck the players then. Fuck all of them. 

Not a single one deserves praise. Especially not the one whose actually put in a decent shift this season.

This place is a fucking shitshow at times. I fucking know we've got a shit squad, not a single player can hold a candle to the quality we used to have. Not even miller to himself when he was younger. 

That doesn't mean we can't appreciate players we have that do actually give a fuck ie clint hill. 

Away and shed a tear on your huge pillow. 

[PromDeAnglais 5,708]

1 hour ago, RFCRobertson said:

Fucksake, fuck the players then. Fuck all of them. 

Not a single one deserves praise. Especially not the one whose actually put in a decent shift this season.

This place is a fucking shitshow at times. I fucking know we've got a shit squad, not a single player can hold a candle to the quality we used to have. Not even miller to himself when he was younger. 

That doesn't mean we can't appreciate players we have that do actually give a fuck ie clint hill. 

[Frank Reynolds 3,359]

This the real Clint Hill or that zoomer who changed his name?

[FSM 20,892]

Can't wait for the Rob Kiernan Appreciation Thread.

[BillyG93 154]

Really he wasn't that good, don't get all this praise. Looked like a didy at the start of the season & was adverage. Our defence has been awful this season & let many cheap goals happen throughout the season

[RFCRobertson 11,792]

20 minutes ago, FSM said:

Can't wait for the Rob Kiernan Appreciation Thread.

 

[RFCRobertson 11,792]

 

[FSM 20,892]

1 minute ago, RFCRobertson said:

 

You've actually managed to transcend standard gayness and now entered into some kind of fourth dimensional homobummery.