IF I HAD A TOMMY GUN

[Lloyd 10,756]

Fucking into these cunts today Rangers 

[BridgeIsBlue 66,639]

[.Williamson. 83,372]

[Courtyard Bear 41,357]

I would sing but I’m too fucking rough. 🤢🤢

[plumbGER 24,518]

25 minutes ago, Siwel said:

Fucking into these cunts today Rangers 

This is becoming quite a regular thing.

[Dado'sMulls 2,638]

Lloyd's had a beer again guys

[Lloyd 10,756]

3 minutes ago, Courtyard Bear said:

I would sing but I’m too fucking rough. 🤢🤢

Get a drink in you, I don’t get rough but I’ve heard vodka helps

[Lloyd 10,756]

Just now, plumbGER said:

This is becoming quite a regular thing.

Apologies plumber I have developed a taste for alcohol.

[Lloyd 10,756]

2 minutes ago, Dado'sMulls said:

Lloyd's had a beer again guys

2 can dan

[plumbGER 24,518]

1 minute ago, Siwel said:

Apologies plumber I have developed a taste for alcohol.

No need to apologise, I developed that taste yesterday but i'm ok now.

Going to fix a leak at a sink for a good Bear before going to the game, rock n roll.

[Lloyd 10,756]

3 minutes ago, plumbGER said:

No need to apologise, I developed that taste yesterday but i'm ok now.

Going to fix a leak at a sink for a good Bear before going to the game, rock n roll.

I’m sure I’ll get to that stage too where I’m working before games and not taking a drink. But that day will not be forthcoming. 

[Lloyd 10,756]

We don’t need McNeil or Hay, Fuck the pope and the IRA, we’ve got John greig, Colin stein. and her Majesty the queen.

[plumbGER 24,518]

5 minutes ago, Siwel said:

I’m sure I’ll get to that stage too where I’m working before games and not taking a drink. But that day will not be forthcoming. 

I vaguely remember the days I had that mindset, thought I was invincible.

Now I take Lansoprezole in the morning for a fucked stomach and vesicare for a fucked bladder.

[Lloyd 10,756]

Just now, plumbGER said:

I vaguely remember the days I had that mindset, thought I was invincible.

Now I take Lansoprezole in the morning for a fucked stomach and vesicare for a fucked bladder.

Invincibility only lasts as long as you let it. I’ll be invincible till I pump a lass and some wee bag of bones and skin falls out of her snatch then I’ll need to calm the drinking down minutely.

[tannerall 25,935]

If it caught fire would you have an Armalite ?

[Lloyd 10,756]

Just now, tannerall said:

If it caught fire would you have an Armalite ?

What’s that?

[plumbGER 24,518]

2 minutes ago, Siwel said:

Invincibility only lasts as long as you let it. I’ll be invincible till I pump a lass and some wee bag of bones and skin falls out of her snatch then I’ll need to calm the drinking down minutely.

That's basically what happened to me, only I cut it down massively.

[tannerall 25,935]

I don't usually do requests OP, but will make an exception if it's a great tune. 

 

[Lloyd 10,756]

Just now, plumbGER said:

That's basically what happened to me, only I cut it down massively.

Can understand that bro, need to put the kids first in those situations, that’s why am staying away from the wee bastards till I’ve lived my life. Fair play to you tho man I don’t think I could cut it down much.

[pollok-bear 7,537]

Mon the billy boys

[Lloyd 10,756]

I prefer 

 

[plumbGER 24,518]

Just now, Siwel said:

Can understand that bro, need to put the kids first in those situations, that’s why am staying away from the wee bastards till I’ve lived my life. Fair play to you tho man I don’t think I could cut it down much.

I wasn't planning one but got myself into some nicks on the drink and gear that it just kinda happened, protection isn't important when yer a wee fuelled up hormone.

Wouldn't change it though, it changed my life for the better and I still carry all the resentment in my body like I did before so it's not really different, just quieter.

[tannerall 25,935]

4 minutes ago, Siwel said:

What’s that?

It's a rifle used often in the Irish conflict, most of them currently buried in various remote locations, to satisfy the "peace" arrangement. 

[Lloyd 10,756]

3 minutes ago, plumbGER said:

I wasn't planning one but got myself into some nicks on the drink and gear that it just kinda happened, protection isn't important when yer a wee fuelled up hormone.

Wouldn't change it though, it changed my life for the better and I still carry all the resentment in my body like I did before so it's not really different, just quieter.

That’s class man, happy for you bro. Fuck knows what I’d do with a kid the now, wouldn’t want to have one can barely look after myself so I wouldn’t have a clue what to do with one of the 😂. My bird wants one but I’m fine without one haha. 

[plumbGER 24,518]

8 minutes ago, Siwel said:

That’s class man, happy for you bro. Fuck knows what I’d do with a kid the now, wouldn’t want to have one can barely look after myself so I wouldn’t have a clue what to do with one of the 😂. My bird wants one but I’m fine without one haha. 

Cheers mate.

You grow up quickly, very very quickly. Not everybody does though, it was a steep learning curve for me but now I have a wee mate to go to the games with me