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I heard a Yahoo on Clyde the other night claiming that dembele was an even better version of lukaku (who is a lazy cunt may I add) anyway Jim Duffy asked him how many times he had seen dembele play?

Their was a pause and an awkward silence before he claimed loads of times "coz that championship is aun sky aww the time innit"

To me that meant he has never seen the cunt play but is totally deluded :D

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24 minutes ago, Rangers_no1 said:

I honestly thought Cole had returned to the scum and was playing up front against Maribor last night, guy was horrendous. 

  • The cunt is in the paper claiming he was given a gift from God.........it's now apparent why Brenda signed him.....he has a 12inch cock:D
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15 hours ago, ex-guardsman said:

Ive got a good mate who is unfortunately one of them but never goes to the games you know the type. He called SSB to talk about yip you guessed it Rangers :lol: and has not a fucking clue what he is on about. I asked him to name his starting 11 as I dont know who they have and he couldn't even give me the defence.

Why do you have taig mates? Are you mentally ill or something. ... ffs i would never have a taig mate. Just cant stand them . Cant sit in company with them . They are horrible to the core. I have nothing in common with them so i fail to see how others have. Strange 

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51 minutes ago, ex-guardsman said:

:lol: obviously Rangers fan or Mason.

BRENDAN RODGERS last night branded Maribor bad boy Erik Janza a DISGRACE.

The Celtic boss was seething after the full back gobbed on Leigh Griffiths during the goalless draw in Slovenia.

Griffiths must've made a racist remark to the player in question.

 

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1 hour ago, deco19761 said:

Why do you have taig mates? Are you mentally ill or something. ... ffs i would never have a taig mate. Just cant stand them . Cant sit in company with them . They are horrible to the core. I have nothing in common with them so i fail to see how others have. Strange 

Hardly worth a reply but yer getting one for being daft. I have and do have mates who support other footy teams some are still here some died with a Union Jack on the shoulder now button yer trap and grow up!

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2 hours ago, ex-guardsman said:

:lol: obviously Rangers fan or Mason.

BRENDAN RODGERS last night branded Maribor bad boy Erik Janza a DISGRACE.

The Celtic boss was seething after the full back gobbed on Leigh Griffiths during the goalless draw in Slovenia.

Or maybe he hates racists?

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Newco Charlie from now on methinks.......

A BUSINESS part-owned by Celtic hero Charlie Nicholas are being taken to court over unpaid debts.

Claremont Media Promotions (CMP) have been hit with a winding-up order and face liquidation.

Accounts show that last year the company had only months to stump up £110,000.

Now Glasgow Sheriff Court has set the wheels in motion to close them.

Five months ago, Sky Sports pundit Nicholas , 54, splashed out £775,000 on a home in the city’s west end. He bought the four-bed Victorian townhouse from Scotland goalkeeper Allan McGregor.

But court papers show that storm clouds have been brewing over CMP since May.

The former Celtic, Arsenal, Aberdeen and Scotland striker brought in debt management specialists to try to save the company and he won a six-week window to keep creditors off his back.

But that ran out last month and a petition to wind up CMP was lodged at the court on June 28.

It’s not known who is behind the legal bid or how much they are owed. But CMP will have to move fast to avoid being plunged into liquidation later this month.

The company were set up in 2013 and known as Charlie Nicholas Promotions until earlier this year. Nicholas owns three-quarters of the shares and his wife Claire the rest.

Accounts for March 2015 show the firm had £33,156 in the bank and were owed £78,938 – but debts of £110,450 had to be cleared within the next 12 months.

Nicholas is the sole director and not on the board of any other companies.

He is believed to earn around £400,000 a year after more than a decade as one of Sky Sports’ football experts.

But his finances have had a chequered past. His former best friend and business partner had to flee Scotland in 2000 after the McGovern gangland clan accused him of stealing cash from their coffers.

Jim Milligan later admitted forging the star’s signature on loan guarantees for their pub business, which collapsed in 2002 with debts of £1million.

The confession spared Nicholas from having to hand over £400,000 to beer company Interbrew.

He has also had to endure family heartbreak in recent years. His sister Janice, 60, lost a battle with cancer in 2014 and, last month, his brother Stephen, 45, died at his home in Govan.

Glaswegian Nicholas spent eight years at Parkhead over two spells, making his debut in 1980 and scoring 48 goals in the 1982-83 season.

He also played with Arsenal and Aberdeen before retiring in 1996 with Clyde. And he earned 20 Scotland caps, starring in the 1986 World Cup.

Asked about CMP last week, Nicholas said: “It’s a private matter.”

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9 hours ago, Laudrup1984 said:

Newco Charlie from now on methinks.......

A BUSINESS part-owned by Celtic hero Charlie Nicholas are being taken to court over unpaid debts.

Claremont Media Promotions (CMP) have been hit with a winding-up order and face liquidation.

Accounts show that last year the company had only months to stump up £110,000.

Now Glasgow Sheriff Court has set the wheels in motion to close them.

Five months ago, Sky Sports pundit Nicholas , 54, splashed out £775,000 on a home in the city’s west end. He bought the four-bed Victorian townhouse from Scotland goalkeeper Allan McGregor.

But court papers show that storm clouds have been brewing over CMP since May.

The former Celtic, Arsenal, Aberdeen and Scotland striker brought in debt management specialists to try to save the company and he won a six-week window to keep creditors off his back.

But that ran out last month and a petition to wind up CMP was lodged at the court on June 28.

It’s not known who is behind the legal bid or how much they are owed. But CMP will have to move fast to avoid being plunged into liquidation later this month.

The company were set up in 2013 and known as Charlie Nicholas Promotions until earlier this year. Nicholas owns three-quarters of the shares and his wife Claire the rest.

Accounts for March 2015 show the firm had £33,156 in the bank and were owed £78,938 – but debts of £110,450 had to be cleared within the next 12 months.

Nicholas is the sole director and not on the board of any other companies.

He is believed to earn around £400,000 a year after more than a decade as one of Sky Sports’ football experts.

But his finances have had a chequered past. His former best friend and business partner had to flee Scotland in 2000 after the McGovern gangland clan accused him of stealing cash from their coffers.

Jim Milligan later admitted forging the star’s signature on loan guarantees for their pub business, which collapsed in 2002 with debts of £1million.

The confession spared Nicholas from having to hand over £400,000 to beer company Interbrew.

He has also had to endure family heartbreak in recent years. His sister Janice, 60, lost a battle with cancer in 2014 and, last month, his brother Stephen, 45, died at his home in Govan.

Glaswegian Nicholas spent eight years at Parkhead over two spells, making his debut in 1980 and scoring 48 goals in the 1982-83 season.

He also played with Arsenal and Aberdeen before retiring in 1996 with Clyde. And he earned 20 Scotland caps, starring in the 1986 World Cup.

Asked about CMP last week, Nicholas said: “It’s a private matter.”

He was just sittin there thinking....

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22 hours ago, deco19761 said:

Why do you have taig mates? Are you mentally ill or something. ... ffs i would never have a taig mate. Just cant stand them . Cant sit in company with them . They are horrible to the core. I have nothing in common with them so i fail to see how others have. Strange 

Jesus wept.

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23 hours ago, deco19761 said:

Why do you have taig mates? Are you mentally ill or something. ... ffs i would never have a taig mate. Just cant stand them . Cant sit in company with them . They are horrible to the core. I have nothing in common with them so i fail to see how others have. Strange 

Uber staunch 

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34 minutes ago, BluesClues said:

Uber staunch 

Fu k all to do with being uber ataunch. Ita my opinion dickhead. I dont have anything whatsoever in common with their belief system, their political point of view, where to go for a drink. Nothing. Ypu may be married to a taig thats your choice. 

My choice is not to have any of them beside me.

never trust them .. ever. 

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33 minutes ago, deco19761 said:

Fu k all to do with being uber ataunch. Ita my opinion dickhead. I dont have anything whatsoever in common with their belief system, their political point of view, where to go for a drink. Nothing. Ypu may be married to a taig thats your choice. 

My choice is not to have any of them beside me.

never trust them .. ever. 

They're human, just like you. Give yourself a shake you mentalist. 

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1 hour ago, deco19761 said:

Fu k all to do with being uber ataunch. Ita my opinion dickhead. I dont have anything whatsoever in common with their belief system, their political point of view, where to go for a drink. Nothing. Ypu may be married to a taig thats your choice. 

My choice is not to have any of them beside me.

never trust them .. ever. 

Me thinks the lady protest too much! 

You are a tim

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