* The Generic Laugh at celtc Thread *

[BloodRunsBlue 1,303]

Someone PLEASE PLEASE tell me that these stats for Scott Sinclair are true

According to Wiki he's scored 3 goals in 3 years.

And that mhob have spunked 4.5 million on this dud.

 

                                                                       Games  Goals

2004–2005     Bristol Rovers                                   2     (0)
2005–2010     Chelsea                                            5     (0)
2007      Plymouth Argyle (loan)                             15     (2)
2007      Queens Park Rangers (loan)                     9     (1)
2008      Charlton Athletic (loan)                              3     (0)
2008      Crystal Palace (loan)                                 6     (2)
2009      Birmingham City (loan)                             14     (0)
2009–2010      Wigan Athletic (loan)                      18     (1)
2010–2012     Swansea City                                  82     (28)
2012–2015     Manchester City                              13     (0)
2013–2014     West Brom (loan)                              8     (0)
2015     Aston Villa (loan)                                         9     (1)
2015–2016     Aston Villa                                       21     (2)
2016–     Celtic     0     (0

[Moobs 9,162]

5 minutes ago, craigfeguson said:

Big Connor sammon is gonna be a handful type of striker we need. Just a pity he's a mhanky tarrier bastard.

 

Fixed that fur ye 

[Bears r us 31,367]

7 minutes ago, BloodRunsBlue said:

Someone PLEASE PLEASE tell me that these stats for Scott Sinclair are true

According to Wiki he's scored 3 goals in 3 years.

And that mhob have spunked 4.5 million on this dud.

 

                                                                       Games  Goals

2004–2005     Bristol Rovers                                   2     (0)
2005–2010     Chelsea                                            5     (0)
2007      Plymouth Argyle (loan)                             15     (2)
2007      Queens Park Rangers (loan)                     9     (1)
2008      Charlton Athletic (loan)                              3     (0)
2008      Crystal Palace (loan)                                 6     (2)
2009      Birmingham City (loan)                             14     (0)
2009–2010      Wigan Athletic (loan)                      18     (1)
2010–2012     Swansea City                                  82     (28)
2012–2015     Manchester City                              13     (0)
2013–2014     West Brom (loan)                              8     (0)
2015     Aston Villa (loan)                                         9     (1)
2015–2016     Aston Villa                                       21     (2)
2016–     Celtic     0     (0

Unfortunately he has just scored his fourth. 

[Guest Lloyd72]

8 minutes ago, BloodRunsBlue said:

Someone PLEASE PLEASE tell me that these stats for Scott Sinclair are true

According to Wiki he's scored 3 goals in 3 years.

And that mhob have spunked 4.5 million on this dud.

 

                                                                       Games  Goals

2004–2005     Bristol Rovers                                   2     (0)
2005–2010     Chelsea                                            5     (0)
2007      Plymouth Argyle (loan)                             15     (2)
2007      Queens Park Rangers (loan)                     9     (1)
2008      Charlton Athletic (loan)                              3     (0)
2008      Crystal Palace (loan)                                 6     (2)
2009      Birmingham City (loan)                             14     (0)
2009–2010      Wigan Athletic (loan)                      18     (1)
2010–2012     Swansea City                                  82     (28)
2012–2015     Manchester City                              13     (0)
2013–2014     West Brom (loan)                              8     (0)
2015     Aston Villa (loan)                                         9     (1)
2015–2016     Aston Villa                                       21     (2)
2016–     Celtic     0     (0

You fucking jinxed it

[LeeWallaceRFC 3,920]

Hearts are fucking woeful.

[LeeWallaceRFC 3,920]

Just look  fuck sake.

[eejay the dj 31,964]

How ever bad  things seemed for us bears yesterday . Can you imagine being a Hearts fan and suffering through that powderpuff garbage from their own team .

Fuck sake . C Salmond slow as a snail though on his own . embarrassing . The young boy and his fresh air swipe with his golden chance .

The defending by this shower .School boy stuff from Hearts . Making the beggars look good . Unreal

[Helicopter Sundae 6,459]

listening to it, could not bear to watch it.

After the lesson of the other night.

[GaryMc 2,409]

That lot have improved their defence and attack by the looks of it. I didn't watch them at all the past few years but by all accounts their defence was shit. Toure looks to be a good player for them as much as that is a bastard to admit.

Hearts didn't look too good though but we'll have a fight on our hands with them as they will try to kick us off the park. We'll need Barton at the top of his game when playing them. 

We really need to do strengthen in defence and attack though if we really want to win this title. It's frustrating as last year I'd have said our midfield was comfortablly our strongest area then we go and add more midfielders and neglect bringing in quality up front and at the back.

We also need to get our fitness levels up quicky as yesterday we looked tired for long stages of the game. Only 1 game in though so onwards and upwards.

[james_85 665]

How can you sign someone this morning and have him playing in a game at 2. Big Pete must have asked his pals at the SFA to stay open all weekend just to push this through. Normally if they aint signed by the Friday there's no chance of them palying

[rfc1990 1,140]

Signed this morning playing today. Someone in the SFA must be in on overtime..

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

2 minutes ago, rfc1990 said:

Signed this morning playing today. Someone in the SFA must be in on overtime..

Could be wrong but I've never known this to happen. Ever. 

[eejay the dj 31,964]

23 minutes ago, GaryMc said:

That lot have improved their defence and attack by the looks of it. I didn't watch them at all the past few years but by all accounts their defence was shit. Toure looks to be a good player for them as much as that is a bastard to admit.

Hearts didn't look too good though but we'll have a fight on our hands with them as they will try to kick us off the park. We'll need Barton at the top of his game when playing them. 

We really need to do strengthen in defence and attack though if we really want to win this title. It's frustrating as last year I'd have said our midfield was comfortablly our strongest area then we go and add more midfielders and neglect bringing in quality up front and at the back.

We also need to get our fitness levels up quicky as yesterday we looked tired for long stages of the game. Only 1 game in though so onwards and upwards.

Yes our midfield was our strongest department .How weird ,he changes that ,yet doesn't address the glaringly obvious weaknesses

[BloodRunsBlue 1,303]

42 minutes ago, Lloyd72 said:

You fucking jinxed it

Typical. Shoulda kept that quiet till I saw how their game would go.

Hopefully, with that record of scoring he's shot his bolt for the season.

[ritchieshearercaldow 22,435]

7 minutes ago, james_85 said:

How can you sign someone this morning and have him playing in a game at 2. Big Pete must have asked his pals at the SFA to stay open all weekend just to push this through. Normally if they aint signed by the Friday there's no chance of them palying

Do the SFA not have an office at the giro dome ?

[eejay the dj 31,964]

8 minutes ago, james_85 said:

How can you sign someone this morning and have him playing in a game at 2. Big Pete must have asked his pals at the SFA to stay open all weekend just to push this through. Normally if they aint signed by the Friday there's no chance of them palying

SHHHHHOOOSH . Not expecting the media here to question that ,are you

[BloodRunsBlue 1,303]

Ineligible player??

Fifteen million pound fine and banned from all league games for 1 year 

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

I'm sure I remember us signing players on a Friday and not being able to play them at the weekend!

[muldoon1690 152]

9 minutes ago, rfc1990 said:

Signed this morning playing today. Someone in the SFA must be in on overtime..

Brother in law is a Tim and told me last night he was signed and registered but because our result there was no press release, if we'd have won yesterday they would have let it be known to keep us from dominating the back pages. Clever PR if true.

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

Oh the irony......

 

[NixonRFC 1,591]

He's right though, did you see it? As blatent as you'll ever see, my worry now is this mob are "owed" one

[A.T.G 10,773]

1 minute ago, NixonRFC said:

He's right though, did you see it? As blatent as you'll ever see, my worry now is this mob are "owed" one

Only thing they are owed, is a fucking visit from spotlight

[KingKirk 26,508]

1 hour ago, Laudrup1984 said:

Could be wrong but I've never known this to happen. Ever. 

if a transfer deadline day falls on a Sunday it extended till Monday as the sfa offices are closed on a Sunday so fuck knows what's gone on here tbh

[Gandalf the Blue 1,384]

Penalty was very soft, but they're first goal was a blatent an offside as ive seen. Dry your eyes ya smelly bastards. 1st game back and the pitchforks are out for refs already. 

[Laudrup1984 25,100]

11 minutes ago, NixonRFC said:

He's right though, did you see it? As blatent as you'll ever see, my worry now is this mob are "owed" one

I did. However, I don't think legoheid is in a position to call anyone a cheat. He's the dirtiest little cheating cowardly tramp there is. And he's spent his career playing with a bunch of cheating, diving bastards without a peep. And to be fair they are always owed something so no change there..........