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6 hours ago, Swagger said:

What pissed me off the most about last night was a Caley Thistle fan( yes I know ) cumming in his pants while listening to the game on the radio at work. Apparently "Celtic were brilliant and it was a great result for Scottish football"

That pish makes me fucking spew. 

I would take any route out of Scottish football possible

They will be hoping for another storm the night Barca are in town :7326:

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21 minutes ago, Bluekev said:

Its fucking disgusting. MW will get a fine somewhere near that and a ban for swearing at a ref who got a decision wrong which cost us a point.

It seems like the scum have even infiltrated UEFA

That was apparent with that fare mob which was a Fenian love in

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The fines a fucking joke. The charge itself was a dereliction of duty. These Israel fans required police protection to get them into the stadium and scum bastards shouted "child killers" to them. Police arrest people for singing a song but shout "child killers " to a travelling supporter from a country that is under conflict and do this in support for fucking terrorism then that's ok. Fucking despicable arseholes. 

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Just when you thought it had reached its peak, it cranked up another notch and went again.

They say that live rock music comes in at 110 decibels and that a good old thunderclap is 120. The boffins reckon that a military aircraft take-off is 130 and a jet take-off is 150. It's hard to know how many boffins, if any, populate Celtic Park on Champions League nights, but it would be good to hear from them and get their numbers.

Because it was loud in the east end of Glasgow. AC/DC loud. AC/DC on a thundery night with 747s taking off all over the place. Only 20 minutes had passed when you started thinking that 60,000 tanks of oxygen wouldn't go amiss, one for everyone in the stand as they took in the breathless nature of what was happening down on the pitch.

 

It really is astonishing how this myth still flies about cellic park being formidable and loud. That was my first old firm at parkhead a couple of weeks ago and the way these cunts go on it's as if you're scared of the atmosphere. Not being biased but Rangers v Hibs was louder than that nonsense that day.

It's a myth, and that's all it is

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2 minutes ago, Prso's headband said:

Just when you thought it had reached its peak, it cranked up another notch and went again.

They say that live rock music comes in at 110 decibels and that a good old thunderclap is 120. The boffins reckon that a military aircraft take-off is 130 and a jet take-off is 150. It's hard to know how many boffins, if any, populate Celtic Park on Champions League nights, but it would be good to hear from them and get their numbers.

Because it was loud in the east end of Glasgow. AC/DC loud. AC/DC on a thundery night with 747s taking off all over the place. Only 20 minutes had passed when you started thinking that 60,000 tanks of oxygen wouldn't go amiss, one for everyone in the stand as they took in the breathless nature of what was happening down on the pitch.

 

It really is astonishing how this myth still flies about cellic park being formidable and loud. That was my first old firm at parkhead a couple of weeks ago and the way these cunts go on it's as if you're scared of the atmosphere. Not being biased but Rangers v Hibs was louder than that nonsense that day.

It's a myth, and that's all it is

and 4 employees of their rancid club haven't been found guilty of pedo sex crimes another myth, not

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15 minutes ago, Prso's headband said:

Just when you thought it had reached its peak, it cranked up another notch and went again.

They say that live rock music comes in at 110 decibels and that a good old thunderclap is 120. The boffins reckon that a military aircraft take-off is 130 and a jet take-off is 150. It's hard to know how many boffins, if any, populate Celtic Park on Champions League nights, but it would be good to hear from them and get their numbers.

Because it was loud in the east end of Glasgow. AC/DC loud. AC/DC on a thundery night with 747s taking off all over the place. Only 20 minutes had passed when you started thinking that 60,000 tanks of oxygen wouldn't go amiss, one for everyone in the stand as they took in the breathless nature of what was happening down on the pitch.

 

It really is astonishing how this myth still flies about cellic park being formidable and loud. That was my first old firm at parkhead a couple of weeks ago and the way these cunts go on it's as if you're scared of the atmosphere. Not being biased but Rangers v Hibs was louder than that nonsense that day.

It's a myth, and that's all it is

How dare they use AC/DC as a comparison to these manky fuckers!

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15 minutes ago, Supersonic said:

Brendan's just suggested they'd be top 4 or top 6 in the premier league down south on SSN - "make no bones about it" doh

Prattling on about imagine what those resources would do for a club like celtic. 

 

Fucksake

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Can say what he likes, one game doth not maketh the club great, who's going to argue with him anyway he'll never be in it with that mob. :lol:

 

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56 minutes ago, Howsitgoing said:

The fines a fucking joke. The charge itself was a dereliction of duty. These Israel fans required police protection to get them into the stadium and scum bastards shouted "child killers" to them. Police arrest people for singing a song but shout "child killers " to a travelling supporter from a country that is under conflict and do this in support for fucking terrorism then that's ok. Fucking despicable arseholes. 

Yes the fuckpig gestapo seem to be too

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39 minutes ago, fanaticCR said:

Cunts are untouchable.

You aren't wrong, mate.

Last night perfect example - me and a few mates met the Man City lads in town and about 50 of us left to walk to the stadium, We got to Crystal Bell and the riot vans came screetching and kettled us all. The deal was the ones without tickets could peel off at Bridgeton to watch the game in the pub the rest would stay in the escort upto the stadium ... we get to the Templeton Centre at the Green and told the plans have changed .. everyone is getting marched upto the ground regardless of tickets ... they stopped us all at a wall on London Road and allowed us all to pish .. held and then marched back down to Bridgeton but this time it was all the way down Springfield Road, through the houses and along Dalmarnock Road back in .. took over an hour to walk back in the pissing rain and had to get the manager of the Crimson to come out and agree to let us all into the pub before they released us all

In the meantime the G.Brig are allowed to walk past Bridgeton shouting and singing with no escort or accountability ... how the fuck is that even or fair?

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6 hours ago, Shuggy said:

It was an entertaining match, but not as entertaining as my 3-1 to City prediction would have been.

City basically looked at 7-0 and thought it would be a cake walk. Complacency had its way.

I have now revised my Tims points total from 0 to 2.

 

They will get 5 and finish 3rd 

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2 minutes ago, K.A.I said:

You aren't wrong, mate.

Last night perfect example - me and a few mates met the Man City lads in town and about 50 of us left to walk to the stadium, We got to Crystal Bell and the riot vans came screetching and kettled us all. The deal was the ones without tickets could peel off at Bridgeton to watch the game in the pub the rest would stay in the escort upto the stadium ... get to the Templeton Centre at the Green and told the plans have changed .. everyone is getting marched upto the ground regardless of tickets .. held and then marched back down to Bridgeton but this time it was all the way down Springfield Road, through the houses and along Dalmarnock Road back in .. took over an hour to walk back in the pissing rain and had to get the manager of the Crimson to come out and agree to let us all into the pub before they released us all

In the meantime ǝpɐbıɹq uǝǝɹb ǝɥʇ are allowed to walk past Bridgeton shouting and singing with no escort or accountability ... how the fuck is that even or fair?

Obviously it was for your own good m8, get anywhere near those mutants and your risking your health.

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