Blueshoff 11,814 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 The big news from last weekend is that 'Stevie' survived another week despite another threadbare performance highlighting his lack of star quality. He's obviously not got what it takes.But how much longer will he last?A cheekie chappie with a glint in his eye and a quick one liner here and there. He's everyone's mate but no more talented than lot of people out there.So how did he get this far?Well the early rounds are easy, up against pub performers and novelty acts. A bit of charm and lunch with his boss, praising each other in public, showing solidarity. And why not? What did his boss have to lose?The public love Stevie his fans tune in, others tune in because.... well they have for years and they always will. And, after all - he might even improve along the way to the finals and become a real contender.Sadly though, he hasn't improved and as the ‘also rans’ have fallen by the wayside his lack of talent and improvement have been more exposed. There have been some shaky moments for him over the last few weeks but the smile and the wisecracks and his blindly loyal followers have kept him hanging on in there.But as we are getting closer to the business end of the competition and the last few serious contenders fight for the prize even his supporters have started to see his shortcomings and his boss is surely now losing patience.So with Saturday's big test looming nothing other than a good performance and a good result will save him from the exit. Or will it.............................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblueal 2,117 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 The x factor is a load of shite Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr3_bear 14,862 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courtyard Bear 41,357 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Well Ally can probably sing better than him, all that karaoke practice. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 11,814 Posted November 21, 2014 Author Share Posted November 21, 2014 Well Ally can probably sing better than him, all that karaoke practice.Hmmmm wonder what Stevie is like at football mangement Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieG54 812 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 BD?Only Ally oot threads in here Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Godfather 71,892 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Stevie May? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courtyard Bear 41,357 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Hmmmm wonder what Stevie is like at football mangementWell he can't seem to stand still with his arms folded, so you never know. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
orange&blue92 1,284 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 would score for fun up here Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR 1,480 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 What's this got to do with Rangers? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie0202 12,272 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Is that Stevie the scout/IT guy? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I heard a rumour Ally's going on the X factors judging panel next year and Simon Cowell''s been given the Rangers job. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBagalag 721 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 I heard a rumour Ally's going on the X factors judging panel next year and Simon Cowell''s been given the Rangers job.At least he'd be ruthless enough to drop Jig. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle 3,734 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 This place is getting worse Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 11,814 Posted November 21, 2014 Author Share Posted November 21, 2014 This place is getting worseThank you :-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
montana100 335 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 FFS Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teamgers 1,214 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Fuck me! what's happening to the posts? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromDeAnglais 5,470 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 People. Just replace the word Stevie with Ally. It's not rocket science. Why the OP would make a comparison between the two is beyond me though. Last weekend of their careers maybe? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromDeAnglais 5,470 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 BD?Only Ally oot threads in hereNot surprisingly, I think you missed the slightly hidden topic here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theiconicman 2,991 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 The x factor is a load of shiteNot as bad as the OP though Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle 3,734 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 People. Just replace the word Stevie with Ally. It's not rocket science. Why the OP would make a comparison between the two is beyond me though. Last weekend of their careers maybe?It isn't even how Stevi spells his name, OP has failed pretty badly on every aspect of this one Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunk and disorderly. 14,421 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 You watch too much TV OP. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ger77 742 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Blah blah blah Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectre 1,663 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 It isn't even how Stevi spells his name, OP has failed pretty badly on every aspect of this oneIt's how he's spelt it all his life, it was changed for the show in the hope weans wouldn't Google his name and find the porn star of the same name Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueshoff 11,814 Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 You watch too much TV OP.girlfriend watches it, even shes getting tired of it Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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