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7 minutes ago, born a blue nose said:
What's the odds
9/2 on. Feel the value.
Edit: I'm a bit pished.
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2 minutes ago, Loyal72 said:
When Rangers won the European cup in 1972, what was the currency of the coin used in the flip tio decide which team would kick off first?
Chase yourself mate, nobody knows that
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1 hour ago, beararse said:
Nope. Read it.
Dessers has hit 43 shots in the SPFL so far this season. 2 hit the woodwork, 26 were on target and he’s scored 10 (ie 23% of his shots have resulted in goals)
Haaland had a strike rate of 34% in the EPL last season when he scored 36 goals from 106 shots.
If we held Dessers accountable to Haaland’s conversion rate then he should be on 15 in the SPFL by now.
So he’s 5 short of where he should be if we’re going to compare him statistically to the most prolific striker ever to have played in the Premiership.
Closer to home, Shankland has scored 17 goals in the SPFL this season, having taken 68 shots (ie 25%) and played 878 more minutes of football than Dessers.
If Dessers matched Shankland he’d have scored 11 (rounded up from 10.75). Yet folk think Shankland is infinitely better than Dessers.
What does Shankland do when he misses with 75% of his shots? Is he squandering them? If he came to Rangers would his similar miss rate to Dessers be accepted?
The point is Dessers isn’t ‘squandering’ shots any more than Shankland and if he’s squandering more chances than Shankland it’s because he’s creating more chances to actually squander.
Do you have the stats for Dessers and Shankland from shots outside the box mate?
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1 minute ago, born a blue nose said:
Aye but Todd doesn't need that in his game to be good 😂
Quite like that wee nasty bit he has about him if I'm honest.
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Just now, born a blue nose said:Trying too hard to be some sort of obviously no hardman.
That wank broon seemed to get away with trying to be one for years in spite of him being built like a bookies pen.
- Sparkle, Bobby Hume, Leighton loyal and 4 others
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Ach well, see if you'd told me three months ago that they bastards would only be ahead on goals scored by mid-February I'd have taken that. Happily.
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2 minutes ago, steven33jackie said:
If hitting the keeper was an olympic sport we are gold all day long.
Prick's face looks like Ally's arse, that's the problem here.
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And this is fucking shite.
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motherwell pumped this mob 5-0 last week. Mon tae fuck Rangers.
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Dessers won't be getting taken off at HT then...
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Chris Gordon at Plumpton. First two in, cash-out was £95 but I let it run for £1500.
Pish.
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21 minutes ago, King Jela said:
As in Martin O'Neil?
Yeah. Can't believe nobody remembers this.
Absolute shitshow.
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You're right, it was the BBC that daft cunt was on, 2016.
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Just now, .Williamson. said:
Have no memory of that at all, was it BBC?
Can't remember, was Sky or Channel 4 I think.
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12 minutes ago, King Jela said:
That Darren Fletcher fair gets about. Football, boxing and even the Super Bowl.
Could be worse, they had MON on it five years ago or so.
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1 hour ago, Dado'sMulls said:8/1 for St Mirren at home tomorrow, I'll be having a nibble at that price
Know a guy who always bets on a home win if it's priced at 4/1 or over.
He's not a very rich man though.
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Just now, Drunk and disorderly. said:
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Explain your rant.
I just want no cunt to turn up at his funeral tbh.
Nah mate, it's best left deleted.
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5 minutes ago, Drunk and disorderly. said:
Almost a certainty we will win.
I'm mainly going to the match to laugh at Broons hair tbh.
Seen better looking Brillo pads
No wonder he used to shave it!!!!
His hair looks like a 1970s porno fanny washed with Daz washing powder!!!
Went on a wee rant about that last night. Grateful to admin for just deleting it. Got the message.
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7 minutes ago, Drunk and disorderly. said:
You have missed out.
A wee mushy/acid trip can be truly enlightening.
Look where it has got me.
Double posting twice on a football forum when nobody's really talking to you.
You know I think you're alright though mate
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These bastards will try to kick us off the park, it's the ayr united way.
Win by I don't care how few goals and no injuries please.
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Used to work with a girl who walked out of their midden early at an OF about 13 years ago because there were about 50 of them, all grown men, who weren't watching the game and spent over an hour chanting shite at her.
So fuck you and your Twitter pish Luis Palma fan ghirl.