[John Lundstram]

11 minutes ago, Sparkle said:

Didn’t Clement say that talks were going well for home to stay? Wonder what changed. 

Guy's been offered cash that we can't match. And he doesn't care that much about Rangers.

[POTY awards]

3 minutes ago, SkylineBlue said:

Butland is the correct decision. 

It'll be sad to see him (likely) away him the summer, but we'll need to sell to fund another rebuild. We'll be struggling to get someone of his quality to replace him.

It'll be fine, we always manage to find good goalies. Shite that it can't be the same with other positions mind you.

[Gerrard reportedly in for Tav and Goldson]

Just posting about fuck all so that I don't have a post count of 18,888.

[Gerrard reportedly in for Tav and Goldson]

I accept defeat.

Can't be fucked clicking on any more pictures of motorbikes and fire hydrants to be able to use Google translate.

[Gerrard reportedly in for Tav and Goldson]

15 minutes ago, Davy Vandenbroucke said:

I imagine it’d be more along the lines of يا إلهي، يمكنك أن تتعاقد مع أي شخص تريده حرفيًا أيها الأحمق اللعين!

Don't call me a fucking idiot. I thought we were pals. 

[Gerrard reportedly in for Tav and Goldson]

Gerrard: I want Goldson and Tav from Rangers

Saudis: Steven, you've been here for a while now. You do realise that money is absolutely no problem here?

[Gerrard reportedly in for Tav and Goldson]

£25m for the pair of them, throw in Dessers as well to make it £25,000,005.

[The other mob]

15 minutes ago, Loyal72 said:

Community notes coming after the moonhowlers 😂

Nice to see him capitalise The Rangers.

It's a nice gesture, we seldom do that with them.

[Dessers]

Let's be honest here. 

Nobody apart from Dessers gets excited when they see his name on the team sheet.

[English Football]

Sean Dyche sounds like Babs the taxi driver in The League of Gentlemen.

"Well, it starts with a small incision into the base of the scrotum..."

[John Lundstram]

Just now, J-Maestro said:

Lundstram is a far different situation to Ryan Jack, Arfield still contributed in his final season too.

Would have been more than happy to have had Arfield still about for the run in.

[The other mob]

They will drop points in the last 5 games. I'm sure of it.

[*****Europa League Thread 23/24*****]

Klopp fucked Liverpool's season by saying he was going. How many times does that happen.

Get it up them.

[Stop signing wannabes]

@YerLargeBear How come you don't know how to spell 'Laudrup'?

[Hearts Semi Final]

1 minute ago, Laudrupsleftfoot said:

For all the comments about him deserving a summer etc., a loss on Sunday surely sadly has him on a shoogly peg.

Unthinkable to be in that position.

Just no mate. No.

He's shown he's got a lot to give us. Will give the man until this time next year. 

[*****The Official Dundee v Rangers Match Thread*****]

9 minutes ago, KeyserSoze said:

What do you think they draw on them clipboards showing players what to do?

[*****The Official Dundee v Rangers Match Thread*****]

The gaffer needs to change things NOW. Surely he's seen enough this first half to realise it's just going to be more of the same shite if he doesn't.

[What players need gone?]

Just now, bluenoz said:

I've met Paul Weller. 

Good guy? Would have thought he would be.

[What players need gone?]

13 minutes ago, bluenoz said:

Has anybody ever told you " I wish I could be like" ... you? 

Met Ray Davies in a club in Soho.

[John Lundstram]

8 minutes ago, docspiderman said:

I was meaning he has upped his form to get a new deal and looked like he does not have to bother any more.

You do realise that this is a bit of an oxymoron? I don't get it mate.

[John Lundstram]

35 minutes ago, docspiderman said:

Actually that would explain his attitude and performance today.

How?

His head's gone down again and he's not performing again. Doesn't look like a guy who's signed up again to me.

[*****The Official Ross County V Rangers Match Thread*****]

1 hour ago, theiconicman said:

28mins 'highlights' on the BBC, wtf?

 

40 minutes ago, Orange Persson said:

Highland team beats Mighty Rangers the Lowland giants. Fits with Scots/SNP/ Jacobite  narrative thing probably.

They're showing all the games from yesterday as well ffs and it was on for 26 minutes last night. Pipe doon the pair of you  

[*****The Official Dundee v Rangers Match Thread*****]

Thomas Cowan's put-on scumbag accent is unbecoming of a BBC presenter. And he's a fucking prick anaw. 

[Grand National 2024]

Here's what I've come up with.

[Grand National 2024]

Best of luck to everyone tomorrow.