BridgeIsBlue 66,606 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 See everytime I hear his stupid arse song getting sung I'm instantly reminded of the fact that we paid £1.8m for him. Waste of a fucking jersey considering we got this hero for nothing. Place is on its arse,fuck the SNP. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 71,489 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Love you, Joey... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubie92 1,074 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Imagine being the Preston chairman and hearing we were willing to pay that for Garner, then hearing that we were increasing Garner's wages too. If Beadle wasn't already dead, he'd have assumed it was a wind up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlearyEyedBear 4,148 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 That's a great pic of Dado celebrating in front of the dark hordes, with the sun shining down on him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,606 Posted April 24, 2017 Author Share Posted April 24, 2017 22 minutes ago, ForeverAndEver said: Love you, Joey... I'll burst your BMX tyres anymore of your pish brethren. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_Ibrox_Preacher 2,812 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Must have been Disney dollars because I still can't see us actually paying that for anyone nevermind Garner. The guy was considered a hero at his previous club for his exploits in League 1 but it was accepted across the board that he was a League 1 player that couldn't cut the mustard in the Championship. 3 shots he had in the Championship and well his record is nothing to shout about. At his age, you have to say he's at his peak so you can't factor in potential. Most overinflated league setup in the world. Unused bench boy was his future at a club needing all hand on deck - they would have been delighted to get rid. During the Summer a League one goalscorer of a similar bracket to Garner (description as I cannae mind his name off hand, maybe Billy Sharp) was being whoored for about £750k and no takers. Watching Garner's goals he tended to score poachers efforts where the defence gave him more space than NASA could, bearing in mind that when we play teams it's a packed defence and backs to the wall stuff you'd be lucky to find hof a dozen goals you could see him replicating for us. Best attribute on paper (surprisingly for his height) was headers being second only to Stockley at Aberdeen in the lower divisions of England, even then it was hardly heather lighting and Stockley was free. Who pays £1.8M for such a player within England for all the money they have? No one is the answer there. Where the fuck did we pull £1.8M from? Why lump it on this guy with everything that we know? You know, with us trying to walk the ball into the net with the opposition playing 10 behind the ball, a defence who's signature move is to run backwards off the pace before falling on their arse conceding, a player with a record that's nothing to shout about and who scores with bags of space who's star attribute is headers as a wee bloke against 6 foot 3" heid the baw Scottish CB's? Prize money is what in Scotland? Our Books have been whit? Our Investment is whit? and while basically indicating from the end of last season that having a go wasn't on the cards we're ploughing this kind of money into this guy? Some of the punters on here know stuff behind the scenes, have experience from within the game etc. etc. but Garner like our defence, our signings in general being subpar, our style, our manager, Barton, Niko Kranjcar, them walking to a treble etc. etc. were all staring us in the face at the start of the season and all of them were there in black and white before the January window when we opted to do fuck all to save face. If I can call so many things well in advance but our leaders and paid staff cannae then somethings off. Haven't posted much this year because saying "I fucking knew it" or "19th dig on this issue in 2 weeks" gets fucking old and nobody wants to hear it or even say it when it's negative. I tried to be optimistic but everything hinged on them being pro's that knew more than me and seemingly they knew less or aimed for this. What we've done since we won the division last season is produce enough material for Glen Michael to keep going for another few decades, fucking sickening. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hemdale1873 167 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Garner as a footballer is shocking. No pace & no skill all he does is roll around on his arse most of the time and win the odd flick on. I don't expect Messi for £1.8m but I would expect for paying out that kind of money at least 15-20 goals per season return in the pishy SPFL. He sums up everything wrong with MW summer signings. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
graeme_4 34,527 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 He's a target man, that got zero service yesterday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kanjo 26,328 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Mr. Soprano does not like this ??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza27 15,283 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 4 hours ago, THE_Ibrox_Preacher said: Must have been Disney dollars because I still can't see us actually paying that for anyone nevermind Garner. The guy was considered a hero at his previous club for his exploits in League 1 but it was accepted across the board that he was a League 1 player that couldn't cut the mustard in the Championship. 3 shots he had in the Championship and well his record is nothing to shout about. At his age, you have to say he's at his peak so you can't factor in potential. Most overinflated league setup in the world. Unused bench boy was his future at a club needing all hand on deck - they would have been delighted to get rid. During the Summer a League one goalscorer of a similar bracket to Garner (description as I cannae mind his name off hand, maybe Billy Sharp) was being whoored for about £750k and no takers. Watching Garner's goals he tended to score poachers efforts where the defence gave him more space than NASA could, bearing in mind that when we play teams it's a packed defence and backs to the wall stuff you'd be lucky to find hof a dozen goals you could see him replicating for us. Best attribute on paper (surprisingly for his height) was headers being second only to Stockley at Aberdeen in the lower divisions of England, even then it was hardly heather lighting and Stockley was free. Who pays £1.8M for such a player within England for all the money they have? No one is the answer there. Where the fuck did we pull £1.8M from? Why lump it on this guy with everything that we know? You know, with us trying to walk the ball into the net with the opposition playing 10 behind the ball, a defence who's signature move is to run backwards off the pace before falling on their arse conceding, a player with a record that's nothing to shout about and who scores with bags of space who's star attribute is headers as a wee bloke against 6 foot 3" heid the baw Scottish CB's? Prize money is what in Scotland? Our Books have been whit? Our Investment is whit? and while basically indicating from the end of last season that having a go wasn't on the cards we're ploughing this kind of money into this guy? Some of the punters on here know stuff behind the scenes, have experience from within the game etc. etc. but Garner like our defence, our signings in general being subpar, our style, our manager, Barton, Niko Kranjcar, them walking to a treble etc. etc. were all staring us in the face at the start of the season and all of them were there in black and white before the January window when we opted to do fuck all to save face. If I can call so many things well in advance but our leaders and paid staff cannae then somethings off. Haven't posted much this year because saying "I fucking knew it" or "19th dig on this issue in 2 weeks" gets fucking old and nobody wants to hear it or even say it when it's negative. I tried to be optimistic but everything hinged on them being pro's that knew more than me and seemingly they knew less or aimed for this. What we've done since we won the division last season is produce enough material for Glen Michael to keep going for another few decades, fucking sickening. Fuck reading that man but gave ye a like anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,544 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 8 minutes ago, graeme_4 said: He's a target man, that got zero service yesterday. I agree he is a target man and got zero service. When he does get service though he still fails to either convert or test the keeper so he's not very good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_Ibrox_Preacher 2,812 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, gazza27 said: Fuck reading that man but gave ye a like anyway It's the terms and conditions of King putting in a sky-diver so I take no offence whatsoever, just me venting for the sake of my own sanity at the expense of everyone else, cheers! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamie 4,842 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, THE_Ibrox_Preacher said: It's the terms and conditions of King putting in a sky-diver so I take no offence whatsoever, just me venting for the sake of my own sanity at the expense of everyone else, cheers! Alright IP Not seen any of your 'walls of text in while'! Hope all is well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy.little 16 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 For me the worst of it is we have only payed 900k so far... another 900k due plus the payoff for the clown who brought him in ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanMK 4,670 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 I'd sooner get rid of Waghorn before Garner. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smile 26,609 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Garner looked lost yesterday didn't seem to know what runs to make Miller spent most of the game shouting at him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_Ibrox_Preacher 2,812 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 11 minutes ago, Hamie said: Alright IP Not seen any of your 'walls of text in while'! Hope all is well. Awryte mate, same with you. At times there's just not much you can add, we're all pretty tuned in and it's the same fucking song playing. Got shit to do elsewhere too, ye know how it is. I'll try and get a few Mexico borders up though, let cunts know I'm still kicking :) .....fuck out their eyes even glancing at one of ma posts Ha. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moobs 9,162 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 He's fuckin pish. Never going to be good enough Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NixonRFC 1,333 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 I legit forgot he was on the pitch yesterday, did he touch the ball? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueSuedeSambas 53,787 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 He's absolutely dreadful. I just hope that Warburton is daft enough to come back for him in the Summer and take him off our hands. I won't hold my breath though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dado'sMulls 2,617 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 The cunt stood ten yards off their centre halfs at all times, no pressing, no workrate, nothing. He's a dreadful player and that's before you give him the ball. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPWF 8,232 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 Don't know who's many times I've said it on here. He's one of the worst players we've ever had, Waghorn's the same. I fucking hate the two of them with a passion usually reserved for the mhanky mob's players. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcbear 10,913 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 I think he had been tranquillised, just when you needed a battling in your face performance he done fuck all which was exactly the same as Waghorn, he must have tossed a coin at half time to hook one of them. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prso's headband 35,456 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 HE didn't get any service? He was out fought for every single ball bar one in the first half lol. He's torture like the rest of them. Something seriously wrong if Dodoo doesn't start this week Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubie92 1,074 Posted April 24, 2017 Share Posted April 24, 2017 2 hours ago, DBBTB said: He's absolutely dreadful. I just hope that Warburton is daft enough to come back for him in the Summer and take him off our hands. I won't hold my breath though. Doubt it, as it screamed of a panic buy. I don't believe he was even on Warburton's initial list of targets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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