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Did a different team come out after the flare scare? Did Clemente threaten them all with the "cryo-chamber"?

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Want a bet he puts on Cifunetes

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2 minutes ago, Vision said:

For 4m I am just not seeing it with Ridvan 

same applies with most of the team...

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Clemente getting ready for a half-time change or two...

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1 minute ago, ritchieshearercaldow said:

Shite

Oh

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3 minutes ago, Sparkle said:

Pew, pew, Barney mcgrew, Cuthbert, dibble n grub. 

Can they play? Might be better than this team...

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1 minute ago, Drumloyal said:

Probably miss the pan

Missing a sitter... takes on a new meaning.

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1 minute ago, Jamie0202 said:

Davies injured as well noo? 

Phased return...

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1 minute ago, Jamie0202 said:

Davies injured as well noo? 

Whit?

[Current injury list]

4 hours ago, CoplandRoad83 said:

I love that Clement is calling this out. its an absolute joke and has been for ages.  Professional athletes with all the modern day tools at their disposal who cannot consistently stay fit, or make themselves unavailable consistently. For too long we've had a management culture that just accepted this as a norm, when we all knew it was a shambles. Lets hope this culture filters through into our recruitment policy as well, and we steer clear of known damaged goods on that front.  The players and the medical staff should be ashamed with our record here in the last years.

More problematic when we knew this was the case taking on Halland, Souttar, Roofe, and Aaron Ramsey. 

[Current injury list]

Not sure if this is a complete list of players who are not much use to us for one reason or another, injured, on the bench, or reasons unknown, at present. But has to be a concern.

Balogun

Sterling

Matondo

Davis - unlikely to play again really

Raskin

McLaughlin 

Lovelace 

Cifuentes

Dowell

Danilo (phased return)

Barasic

Lawrence - on the bench and maybe ready for a run of games... maybe!

Roofe 

 

[Tom Lawrence]

Players out on loan and youth team players have to be better than the likes of Lammers and Dessers. Still can't believe we let Colak go so easily either. 

Beale we can put a lot of blame on but that's all too easy isn't it. The board, the medical team, the entire club have a lot of questions to answer.

[Tom Lawrence]

2 minutes ago, Hadron Collider said:

We’ve been really patient with Roofe mate. Same shit, different player. This is worrying. 

Our medical team need to introduce wire brush and dettol... 

[Tom Lawrence]

Constant stream of injuries doing my head in. And how come Helland is free from injury and flying now he's left us? 

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1 minute ago, BlueThunder said:

Fuck me, Lammers has his suit on. That was quick.

Hopefully on his way to the airport...

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Somehow we managed to steal another result.

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13 minutes ago, BroonBear said:

i think we all need to wait to see the stats for "nearly getting on the end of balls" and "thought about runs" that Dessers has made before we can make a decision.

Our strikers being on the end of a kick in the balls more like

[Dessers]

Think we all want him to prove us wrong.  A little confidence goes a long way for a striker.

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Well done Dessers

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They say a good striker makes their own luck. Wee McCoist was always hungry. Dessers maybe hasn’t had the best of luck but by god he surely should be hungrier and chasing everything. Like Sima seems to be doing. 

[Welcome to Rangers, Danilo!]

Danilo was doing ok till he got a major injury to his face. Dessers, on the other hand, seems like another tragic mistake.

[Welcome to Rangers, Philippe Clement!]

There may be a few setbacks to come, but with injuries beginning to clear and a new manager who has taken over two failing clubs to brings League wins, I think this is a good appointment and maybe even a great appointment. 

A trophy is within our grasp if we can bring the best out of our players but some of these players seem past the saving. 

Here we go!

[Raskin]

Morelos used to have this claim, doesn't bother me if the player produces incredible shop window performances.

Its when you see Kent, Kamara, and others unable to maintain the highest levels and then sell for way below what they once were valued at.

[Dessers]

Shouldn’t always go with stats but by god it’s right there for all to see. Appearances and goal numbers rapidly declining at a hellish rate. What were we thinking?

[Dessers]

We saw Colak bang in goals from the start and still get pushed out. Who knows what goes in in a strikers mind or in training. All we can hope is he gets a spark and a few goals to kick start things. I have imagined Tav giving a penalty over to him out of pity... he'd have missed a penalty as well.