BearAbroad

Finally some backbone in the club, hopefully now with Murray and his glove puppet Bain gone we can look forward to some defence against the filth who've had carte blanche to attack and lie as they feel....

Totally agree with this Boogie has been a good signing for us but his head obviously lies elsewhere now. If we can get a couple million for him then we should take it and sign a more committed replacement. His lack of interest was at times painfully obvious last season.

Wake up from your wet dream Timothy. If this crap is to be believed then Whyte has bought the club for a grand total of a quid... Murrays recent judgement on Rangers has been questionable to say the least... however If he has been hoodwinked like this then he may as well have arrived up Clyde on a banana boat!!

Thought he was a pretty pish signing overall, lethargic striker but with occasional mercurial touch. Not fit to lace Mikey Mols' boots.

Forget trains in Russia... You could ride a bicycle faster than them!!

He's not the messiah.... he's a very naughty boy!!

No pity for that cunt Black... that's instant Karma for you right there!!

Have never heard so much pish in all my life!! What's next on the agenda, a cheeky bid for Kaka?

When i was a kid years ago, dont remember why but went to Duthie park in Aberdeen and the sheepshaggers were training there. Was watching them train from the side of the pitch when Theo Snelders beckoned me over to help warm him up. He rolled a few passes out for me to pass back to his arms. After 3 or 4 goes, I slipped a bit and sclaffed the ball about 6 feet off to the side, he just stood rooted to the spot looking at me. Not knowing what to do for embarrassment, I sprinted away with arms aloft pretending to celebrate my imaginary goal..... I made a fucking arse of that one no doubt!!

Have been laughing intermittently about Lemons little routine over the last couple of days... he really cannot fail to make a total arse of it every time the filth gets beat. I have never seen such a classless prick in my entire my life, but he does sure provide moments of pure comedy gold!! :gaids: :lol:

What else would you expect from those sneaky filthy bastards?

Change the font OP, my eyeballs are smarting after reading that!

Away back to Torbett Towers and molest some kiddies you filthy Bheggar!! WATP

I knew at the time he would be crap, but admit getting a little carried away in the excitement of us signing our first player for two years. Should always follow your gut instinct, he has been totally mince!!

There was no 50% tax rate at the time so should be at 40%.

Despite the goals and good times, he was a huffy, lazy fat bastard far too often and the way he treated the club, management team and fans in his last year was a disgrace. He could not even be bothered celebrating the title at Easter Road as he was in a moody at being on the bench. Sorry Kris, but once bitten, twice shy... thanks for the memories and that, but no thanks!!

Super Ally!!

Here's a blast from the past.... Pamela !! 1996 Scottish Daily Record & Sunday Mail They're the Coca-Cola Cup hunting, treble-chasing Ibrox millionaires who want to end this season by winning their ninth title on the trot and writing themselves into the history books. But what are Rangers really like behind the dressing-room door? Here we find out with fans' favourite DEREK McINNES. ANDY GORAM: The Goalie or The Flying Hippo is actually a QUIET guy in the dressing-room unless you get his back up. Without doubt the best goalkeeper I've seen. Has that slight bit of daftness you need for the position. ALEX CLELAND: Freddy van Foreheaden to us, his shiny head gets him a lot of abuse but he's learned to dish it out too. Very under-rated as a player. Good defender and tireless going forward. David Robertson: Deeks to the players, rumours abound about how TIGHT he is although I've yet to experience this. Mind you he is from Aberdeen. RICHARD GOUGH : The ultimate professional, someone EVERYONE looks up to. He is an awesome presence around this place and we'll miss him when he quits. JOCKY BJORKLUND: Johnny Smoothpants has some dodgy suits which make him look like Bugsy Malone but apart from that he has settled in well here. GORDAN PETRIC: Gordy Versace, ALWAYS immaculate in his designer gear. I change beside the big man and he's a good laugh in the morning to get you going. PAUL GASCOIGNE: I don't look on him as a legend although I should. I have to play beside him so I have to try and think he's an equal. On his game the best player in his position in the WORLD, a very generous and funny man who is only hampered by the fact that he's the double of Eddie Yeats who used to be in Coronation Street! JORG ALBERTZ: The Hammer is the Soul Man, very cool and always listening to the top soul sounds. An incredible physique yet he's NEVER in the gym and eats what he wants. It's sickening. The rest of us beast into the work and are still skinny wee boys. ALLY McCOIST: What a character! I'm his chauffeur these days and he's enjoying dodging all the stick after breaking his duck in the Champions League. We're team-mates off the park too - quiz champs at the Fox and Hounds pub! BRIAN LAUDRUP: The best Rangers player I've ever seen. He's had a few bad moves to clubs like AC Milan but he seems to have settled down now. PETER VAN VOSSEN: Double V is still taking stick for THAT miss against Celtic but he shrugs it off. An awful singer who knows just one line of almost every song and makes up the rest. CHARLIE MILLER: My pal and I'm delighted he played so well against Grasshopper. Escapes from the slagging because he's my room-mate. IAN FERGUSON: Fergie helped me settle at Ibrox. Known as the Moaner of the club but I haven't seen that side too much. CRAIG MOORE: Oz is always a loser in the card school, always good for taking money from when you're a bit low. Doing really well on the pitch in a variety of roles, though. ERIK BO ANDERSEN: Pamela to his friends, he's very quiet and speaks more Danish than English in the dressing-room. He could be chatting with Lauders and SLAUGHTERING us for all we know!

He's in one of his purple patches of form just now... thought he played really well in the away PSV game also

Well in today big Davie!! Still need to look for younger legs for next season though

http://www.tribalfootball.com/articles/israel-football-buzzing-man-utd-plan-8m-bid-celtic-youngster-biram-kayal-1459261 The old trusty Seville calculator seems to get dusted off every time one of their shite players are linked with a transfer in the media, whilst ours end up being rated at around tuppence ha'penny. The Bheast lovers in the press pack really do lather up at the mouth every time one of their clowns pay a couple of half decent games.... Establishment my arse!!

"He was in there from first thing in the morning and stayed there until late in the afternoon. In fact, we'd give him a ribbing for doing too much - but that summed him up. "He looked ridiculous but he'd totally ignore us and keep at it, because he was 100 per cent focused on getting back. Yes Boyd.... these comments just about sum you up. I'm sure it was truly hilarious slagging him off for working hard to get back to fitness and trying to improve himself as a player. This concept must seem really alien, considering you are such a fat, lazy waste of space!!

Get that dirty bastard to fuck... Shouldn't be allowed to wear to hallowed jersey again!!

Dear god... look at the those possession stats, mostly with an extra man. What a fucking disgrace!