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Ah you thought we were after Stevie Gerrard lol
NAW mate, it's Stephane Gerard an under 18s coach with Lille. 
I've started practicing already. 
Nous somme les personnes!!! 

Everyone is associating this with the Gérard move. 
It seems much more likely to be linked to King's inability to pony up on the share offer. 
Why would incomers want rid of Scott and mini? They do nothing. Even more, why keep King? 
As for Gérard, he may or may not be coming. Either way it's a useful smokescreen. 
If there was even a chance of another Rangers revolution does anyone see mini passing up on it? 
If he looked at whats coming and bolted, it can't be good news. I can't see him giving up his blazer easily. 
I hope I'm wrong but King the shit, is about to hit the fans. He is delaying making his offer cos it will confirm he can't move significant amounts of cash our way. 

Everyone is associating this with the Gérard move. 
It seems much more likely to be linked to King's inability to pony up on the share offer. 
Why would incomers want rid of Scott and mini? They do nothing. Even more, why keep King? 
As for Gérard, he may or may not be coming. Either way it's a useful smokescreen. 
If there was even a chance of another Rangers revolution does anyone see mini passing up on it? 
If he looked at whats coming and bolted, it can't be good news. I can't see him giving up his blazer easily. 
I hope I'm wrong but King the shit, is about to hit the fans. He is delaying making his offer cos it will confirm he can't move significant amounts of cash our way. 

He took his Harmony with him. 

Everyone is associating this with the Gérard move. 
It seems much more likely to be linked to King's inability to pony up on the share offer. 
Why would incomers want rid of Scott and mini? They do nothing. Even more, why keep King? 
As for Gérard, he may or may not be coming. Either way it's a useful smokescreen. 
If there was even a chance of another Rangers revolution does anyone see mini passing up on it? 
If he looked at whats coming and bolted, it can't be good news. I can't see him giving up his blazer easily. 
I hope I'm wrong but King the shit, is about to hit the fans. He is delaying making his offer cos it will confirm he can't move significant amounts of cash our way. 

He took his Harmony with him. 

He took his Harmony with him. 

He took his Harmony with him. 

No real change then. 
We are now onto a second choice manager who was part of the management team that made us a joke. 
Better hope he doesn't win the next games or we will be stuck with him. 
This is just shuffling the deckchairs on the Titanic. We need proper direction, not more patch ups. 
Things have got so bad the debate on Gérard has almost stopped. Due to rumours of investment etc he has now become very acceptable. With another few days he will be hailed as a saviour. 
If he doesn't come I'm afraid this board will lose the support of all but their most diehard fans (board support not team support) 
This constant turmoil and embarrassment has to stop. This board must pony up or do one. 

Apparently the intruders caused thousands of pounds worth of improvements to the manky nappy rippers watering hole. 
The draught Buckfast tap was damaged in the raid. And the cooking facilities were wrecked as somebody smashed the microwave door with a pie. 
However, They escaped with nothing as the till and safe were full of giros and IOUs. 
Given that 99% of their customers and staff are jailbirds, police are currently working through 2534 suspects. 
In the meantime, regulars are advised to stay home with a 4 pack of kestrel or Carly Special. 
 

Apparently the intruders caused thousands of pounds worth of improvements to the manky nappy rippers watering hole. 
The draught Buckfast tap was damaged in the raid. And the cooking facilities were wrecked as somebody smashed the microwave door with a pie. 
However, They escaped with nothing as the till and safe were full of giros and IOUs. 
Given that 99% of their customers and staff are jailbirds, police are currently working through 2534 suspects. 
In the meantime, regulars are advised to stay home with a 4 pack of kestrel or Carly Special. 
 

Apparently the intruders caused thousands of pounds worth of improvements to the manky nappy rippers watering hole. 
The draught Buckfast tap was damaged in the raid. And the cooking facilities were wrecked as somebody smashed the microwave door with a pie. 
However, They escaped with nothing as the till and safe were full of giros and IOUs. 
Given that 99% of their customers and staff are jailbirds, police are currently working through 2534 suspects. 
In the meantime, regulars are advised to stay home with a 4 pack of kestrel or Carly Special. 
 

I can't see who in that dressing room could call anyone else out. They were ALL spineless to a man.
I've seen more spirit at a Saudi wedding FFS.
We are in very deep trouble.

Not even with viagra mate. 

Dunno who this Noone guy is but he's bound to better than King. 
I heard he is putting in an eye-watering amount of investment on the 31st of April. 
Can't wait. 

Indeed we will. Cos you know what they say about tomorrow.

You might go so far as to say ‘they’re ahead of the curve’.....

Dunno who this Noone guy is but he's bound to better than King. 
I heard he is putting in an eye-watering amount of investment on the 31st of April. 
Can't wait. 

Dunno who this Noone guy is but he's bound to better than King. 
I heard he is putting in an eye-watering amount of investment on the 31st of April. 
Can't wait. 

Dunno who this Noone guy is but he's bound to better than King. 
I heard he is putting in an eye-watering amount of investment on the 31st of April. 
Can't wait. 

Dunno who this Noone guy is but he's bound to better than King. 
I heard he is putting in an eye-watering amount of investment on the 31st of April. 
Can't wait. 

Dunno who this Noone guy is but he's bound to better than King. 
I heard he is putting in an eye-watering amount of investment on the 31st of April. 
Can't wait. 

With the immanent arrival of Gerrard I fear this board have already sealed our fate.
Just think about that for a minute.
That utter capitulation today is the culmination of the one of the most forgettable seasons in our history and this is how they intend to resolve the situation?
Somebody made the point yesterday that if a tim was running the club they couldn't make a better job of fucking it up. For the first time in my lifetime I can honestly say I'm embarrassed to be a bear.
Seriously, growing up following the Rangers I used to piss myself at that mob across the city's ineptitude, used to revel in it and thank fuck I was born a prod. And here all these years later I have to suffer the indignaty of an even bigger shambles. 
Its bad enough witnessing the likes of callam mcgregor and james fucking forest repeatedly put our team to the sword with such ease but having no hope that scenario is going to change... that's too much. 
WE ARE SLEEPWALKING INTO OBLIVION under this board and the fact the no one seems to care enough to do anything about them is killing me. From Dave King treating our support with such disgusting contempt to being weekly humiliated with crass and misguided soundbites from the likes of Trainer or Johnson.
They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Well if that's true then by fuck we are poised to become the most powerful force ever seen in Scottish football........ That's IF AND ONLY IF we get serious about ridding ourselves of these imposters. 

Whole season has been a right off from the pedro appointment up till the wheels came off against progress Luxembourgs 4th best team.
how the fuck can a club like us go from the sacking of pedro up until May and ongoing without a top class manager? its baffling, well it's not really, our board went for the cheapest option because they are cheap.  They know we will blindly follow and we do. 
Same next year, bears love the club more than any of the ppl running the club and will buy season books  regardless. 
I've never been a fan of negatively towards anything Rangers related but I find myself In the sack the board camp,  I don't trust them to get the next appointment right and if everything is to be believed it's Gerrard then we are fucked for another 2 seasons at least imho.

Had enough of this "jam tomorrow" stuff which always pops up at renewal time drags out and then comes to nothing.
Not this time. Will be paying game by game until I see a real difference. This board is killing our club and handing them ST cash without any evidence of how they intend to use it, is just enabling them.
If everyone else does renew, as is their right, then at least next season I won't be regretting paying for that pish.