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SwallowsHisOwnSpunk

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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from Waggy1872 in ***** The Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread *****   
    As much as I appreciate the compliment I didn't decide the username, I used to be called SportingLesbians.
    It was in a thread about nicknames people had at school and I proceeded to  post a story... My mates at school decided for a laugh to make up a story that they walked past my parents house and seen me wanking and then shooting the cum into my own mouth and then tried to convince everyone to call me Cum Slurper?
    I then posted in the thread how luckily no one believed it and the nickname never stuck...
    Upsteps one of the mods who decided to change my username for me so now in a way my mates won and the nickname stuck has stuck (in the world of RangersMedia at least ☹️)
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk reacted to William McBeath in ***** The Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread *****   
    That's some username
    Got to give credit to people who are self deprecating, that's probably the finest example I've seen.
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from Queens 11 in ***** The Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread *****   
    As much as I appreciate the compliment I didn't decide the username, I used to be called SportingLesbians.
    It was in a thread about nicknames people had at school and I proceeded to  post a story... My mates at school decided for a laugh to make up a story that they walked past my parents house and seen me wanking and then shooting the cum into my own mouth and then tried to convince everyone to call me Cum Slurper?
    I then posted in the thread how luckily no one believed it and the nickname never stuck...
    Upsteps one of the mods who decided to change my username for me so now in a way my mates won and the nickname stuck has stuck (in the world of RangersMedia at least ☹️)
    ?
     
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from William McBeath in ***** The Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread *****   
    Gutted couldn't find anywhere to watch the game as it kicked off at 7am here in Florida.
    On the bright side the team appear to have found some fight for once and my mate and I were busy running a squaddie train through 6 hot as fuck, wrecked,  ratchet 18 year old American college students at the time and they were pure filth.
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from ritchieshearercaldow in ***Manager/DOF rumours thread***   
    Not going to happen.
    Good players whatever their position don't magically fall of trees regardless who the manager is and if the board don't give him proper backing financially the standard of defender wont increase greatly, we will probably sign one, two, maximum three new defenders but I can see one or two (Wallace, Wilson or Tav) still starting next season., 
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk reacted to offminorthreat in *** The Official Rangers vs Hearts Match Thread ***   
    This is why we need to be patient with McKay. He is talented. 
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from KWBear in *****The official Rangers v Them Match Thread****   
    I'm stuck in the middle of the fucking desert in a shithole of a country surrounded by cunts! and the wifi is hardly fast enough to load RangersMedia never mind stream the game, will be the first game against the scum that I have missed in years.
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from Bears r us in All Barton Chat.   
    That disgraceful article cannot be allowed to fly!
    The Herald should be made aware exactly what 'Gerry' has said and with the publicity that will come from it I can't see him being in a job for very long.
    As for the 'lawyer' I don't know who he works for but I'm sure whoever they are they won't like the publicity that will be coming their way either when it gets out they have a hate filled bigot working for them.
     
    Rangers need to highlight this disgraceful article with a statement on the official website Gerry Braiden cannot be allowed to escape justice by quickly deleting the offending text.
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk reacted to gsa in All Barton Chat.   
    That can't be real? Surely to God??
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk reacted to Jack The Flipper in ****Your official Rangers V Ross county thread****   
    Looks like McKay when it's the whole team that are shite
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from Band of Brothers in ***Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread***   
    This is what happens when the scum go out and spend money on very good, quality young players like Sinclair & Dembele and we penny pinch on ageing journeymen Bosmans like Senderos, Barton & Hill.
     
    This is a much better scum team than what we played last season.
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from Andy2020 in ***Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread***   
    This is what happens when the scum go out and spend money on very good, quality young players like Sinclair & Dembele and we penny pinch on ageing journeymen Bosmans like Senderos, Barton & Hill.
     
    This is a much better scum team than what we played last season.
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from _mcv_ in ***Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread***   
    This is what happens when the scum go out and spend money on very good, quality young players like Sinclair & Dembele and we penny pinch on ageing journeymen Bosmans like Senderos, Barton & Hill.
     
    This is a much better scum team than what we played last season.
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from OceanRain in ***Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread***   
    This is what happens when the scum go out and spend money on very good, quality young players like Sinclair & Dembele and we penny pinch on ageing journeymen Bosmans like Senderos, Barton & Hill.
     
    This is a much better scum team than what we played last season.
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from Clemdog in ***Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread***   
    This is what happens when the scum go out and spend money on very good, quality young players like Sinclair & Dembele and we penny pinch on ageing journeymen Bosmans like Senderos, Barton & Hill.
     
    This is a much better scum team than what we played last season.
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from RyanRfc in ***Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread***   
    This is what happens when the scum go out and spend money on very good, quality young players like Sinclair & Dembele and we penny pinch on ageing journeymen Bosmans like Senderos, Barton & Hill.
     
    This is a much better scum team than what we played last season.
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from Billythebear77 in ***Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread***   
    Shut up you fucking belter yes he is playing poorly and probably does deserve to be dropped for a gem games but if you can't see that players go through bad spells of form you are an idiot.
    His performances against SPL teams in the cups last season were great including the Celtic match so get a fucking grip.
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from demise in ***Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread***   
    Just want the game to end now to be honest we aren't getting back into it.
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk reacted to Blueshoff in ***Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread***   
    Like Gibraltar ?
     
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk reacted to demise in ***Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread***   
    http://livetv.sx/bg/eventinfo/442996_celtic_rangers/#webplayer_ifr|478373|442996|478373|47|1|bg
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk reacted to gogzy in ***Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread***   
    fcking hands sweat the entire game,  hate this shit
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk reacted to offminorthreat in ***Official Taigs v Rangers Match Thread***   
    Surprised at amount of guys writing off McKay tbh
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk reacted to JCDBigBear in Linfield Friendly, September 3rd   
    Why the game wasn't on RTV is a disgrace.  Even the RFC web site live report wasn't working.   I had a view of periscope a couple of times and saw a couple of goals but the comments at the side were so annoying and mostly unbelievably banal that I gave up.  
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk reacted to derekweir29 in ***Official Kilmarnock vs Rangers Match Thread ***   
    Deary me meltdown in here some of the comments. 
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    SwallowsHisOwnSpunk got a reaction from Lord Summerisle in *** Official Rio Olympics 2016 Thread ***   
    I see Tom Daley did fuck all again coming 18th out of 18 divers in the Semi's his only medal is Bronze sure that's still pretty good in the scheme of things but the cunt get's more attention than half of our Gold/Silver medal winners. He was massivley hyped as a kid and his good looks got him shit loads of attention and that has been multiplied when he revealed what most intelligent people already knew - the fact that he takes it up the arse.
    Now he has proven for two Olympics in a row that he isn't a top British athlete maybe he will stop receiving all the attention and fame and it will get spread about more deserving athletes. As for Tom maybe his ego will take a hit he will stop acting like he is some massive celebrity and he will concentrate on Diving maybe then he will have a chance in the next Olympics.
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