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The questions in the title where are they awe, only had 1 so far.......

MESSAGE FROM THE ORANGE LODGE....

Would sercret agent Mowbray please

return to base, mission complete.

:uk:

So get yer Mowbray jokes posted here so we kin have a laugh. :21:

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The questions in the title where are they awe, only had 1 so far.......

MESSAGE FROM THE ORANGE LODGE....

Would sercret agent Mowbury please

return to base, mission complete.

:uk:

So get yer Mowbury jokes posted here so we kin have a laugh. :21:

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teacher asks class"what does your dad do at weekends"

little boy" hes adancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the moneys right he lets punters bang his arse"

teacher drags him outside and asks if this is true

"naw miss its a load of shite he was the celtic manager but i was too embarrased to say"

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His name is Tony Mowbray

He's got a monkeys heid

He had a dog called Rover

Now it's fuckin deid

He moans aboot the refs, says there never right

What he means to say is, the players he signed are shite

He signed that Robbie Keane, bead rattling gypsy fuck

But even 65 a week, couldnae change his luck

He signed a load of darkies, there like the Ivory Coast

The only thing that guaranteed, was the P45 in the post

P.S

The dog called Rover is my own edit as the original line was too sick

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His name is Tony Mowbray

He's got a monkeys heid

He had a dog called Rover

Now it's fuckin deid

He moans aboot the refs, says there never right

What he means to say is, the players he signed are shite

He signed that Robbie Keane, bead rattling gypsy fuck

But even 65 a week, couldnae change his luck

He signed a load of darkies, there like the Ivory Coast

The only thing that guaranteed, was the P45 in the post

P.S

The dog called Rover is my own edit as the original line was too sick

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tony mowbray has been recocnised in this years honours list due to his charitable contributions to minority groups in places like falkirk aberdeen and paisley he commented it was a team effort

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The questions in the title where are they awe, only had 1 so far.......

MESSAGE FROM THE ORANGE LODGE....

Would sercret agent Mowbray please

return to base, mission complete.

:uk:

So get yer Mowbray jokes posted here so we kin have a laugh. :21:

we have been laughing all season m8.

but we have no stopped laughing since wed. uk.gif

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