melvinho87 1 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 I heard everton were planning to sing a bit of "No woman, no Kai". Anybody no anymore? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 The Billy Boys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovanFrontSince96 315 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 He's FatHe's roundHe paid 12 hundred poundsWayne rooney Wayne Rooney Is my favourite Will be trying to start it up 2moro night! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orangeclement 619 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 there was a fucking belter on Mock the week on Thursday but i cant remember how it goes all i know was i lol'd at it , should get it on the I-player , was Russell Howard who came up with it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broxi1872 187 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Who's the whore that Rooney's shagging ?Who's the granny he shagged too.Marriage over. Goodbye kid. As Colleen will get ridAnd he'll never beat the boys in Royal Blue."Don't cry for her Wayne Rodney.The truth is that kid is mcGregors." You shag old hookersYou like them hairyWhere's your wife nowShe's with John Terry.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam2102 662 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 There's only one Wayne Rooneythere's only one Wayne Rooneywith a thousand poundsand a packet of fagsrooney has to pay for sex with slags! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarGLoyal 13 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Shes geed um wan mare chance so ad be singin songs aboot coleen so she gits the hump n disny take his ugly arse back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiddyp 15 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Wayne Rooney shagged a whoreWe all thought he couldn't scoreHis wifes gonna take his money from the bankNext time Wayne just have a wank!!From Mock the week Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianBacon 2,088 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Who shagged all the whores?Who shagged all the whores?Fat boy Rooney....he's a looney,Wayne shagged all the whores.(repeat) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wearethepeople1 3,897 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 No woman, no Kai , bob Marley style!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseyjones 3,009 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Dirty F*nian bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jabbarulz247 0 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 You only score when your paying from ff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Some poor Shrek's got a Wayne Rooney heid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madina 4,245 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Sing "God save the Queen", its more than what that tim prick does Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM Monitor And Standards Officer 112,857 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Some poor Shrek's got a Wayne Rooney heid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theweebluenose 4,343 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Fuck you Rooney McGregor shags yer wife! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fergie1873 3 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Fuck you Rooney McGregor shags yer wife!haha ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Dangerously 7,571 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Think we should just ignore Rooney, any stick will just make him more determind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millsyrfc1 13 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 It could backfire badly or could work a treat and he gets sent off, dusnt matter because well still win Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thats why were champions 0 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Some poor Shrek's got a Wayne Rooney heid.i just chocked with laughter hahaha thats a winner rite there lol !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 19,594 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 You Scouse bastard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skelf 1,153 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Some poor Shrek's got a Wayne Rooney heid. HEAVY BELTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GovanFrontSince96 315 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 He dives to the leftHe dives to the rightAlan McgregorShagged Coleen last night! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmytto 220 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 You only score when your paying from ff Nah, this could backfire if he scores. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel gabriel amato 240 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 "Fuck you Rooney, McGregor doesnae pay McGregor doesnae pay!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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