Broxi 11,680 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorin_Goian Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanow 72 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 goian can get a big mac in burger king :lol:Dorin Goian can fly in the sea and swim in the sky Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ionutz3d 7 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 =)) LOL ) This was a great idea.And on Wiki page too =)) Nicolae Dorin Goian (born 12 December 1980) is a Romanian footballer who plays for Scottish Premier League club Rangers. A physical centre back, he is also a member of the Romanian national team. Dorin Goian can build a snowman out of rain, do a wheelie on a Unicycle and can win a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.It has also been widely reported that when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Dorin GoianDorin also: Makes onions cry, invented the Giraffe by uppercutting a horse, can win the lottery without a ticket, make a snowman out of rain, do a wheelie on a unicycle and was there to meet Neil Armstrong when he landed on the moon. There is many more wonders that happen with Dorin Goian. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mithrandir713 8 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Invented the giraffe by uppercutting a horse! lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian smeared Bobby Sands on the wall. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz123 598 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian does not blink. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dado'sMulls 2,648 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian also knew. He's merely been biding his time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordo 33 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Scott Brown eats Lego because Dorin Goian tells him to #goianfacts Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EcosseBear 614 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian smeared Bobby Sands on the wall. :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EcosseBear 614 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian is all of Jay-Z's 99 problems #GoianFacts Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chambo 197 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian....When they see him even brix shit brix! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
50ShadesofBlue 667 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Neither the Chicken nor the Egg were first, it was Dorin Goian. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigR#10 7 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian scared Bangura so much he went as white as a sheet hahaa Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
butthole 152 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian, Clint Eastwood, & Paul Newman, were sitting aaround a camp fire, discussing who was the hardest. Eastwood say's I killed a bear with my bare hand's. Newman say's I wrestled 2 adult croc's gouged both their eyes out & killed them both.Dorin Goian just sat there saying nothing, poking the fire with his cock. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lidorfc 6,685 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian once punched a Manatee...He later revealed it reminded him of Kris Commons. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polo 1,435 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian can speak braille. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOAT 30,449 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 A few of mines... #Goianfacts the sun is a myth its just dorin goian blowing out his candle #Goianfacts dorin goian is the worlds top blood donor, but he never donates his own #Goianfacts dorin goian can cure cancer with a single touch, unfortunately that touch would kill you #Goianfacts goian is Jesus's grandfather #Goianfacts dorin goian can predict the past and remember the future #Goianfacts dorin goian smeared bobby sands on the wall Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FFollow 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian was enjoying the Forest Gump movie so much he gave Lieutenant Dan magic legs half way through. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBOO72 4,466 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin goian built a time machine using an old delorean that could travel forward to the past . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
champions2009 4 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian looked at the lego eaters ankle and he's out for 2 weeks Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC55 110,178 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 When jesus was buried Dorin Goian rolled the stone away Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE_Ibrox_Preacher 2,812 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der Hammer 160 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian stared at the Jock Stein statue at the Nou Tramp and Alan Brazil burst into tears live on radio for some unknown reason. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhosTheDado 32 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian invented the microwave.... to test the boiling point of a cat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DietofWorms 2,067 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Dorin Goian has had a Greatest Hits CD at number one, despite never having made a record. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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