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Fantasy football on the BBC with skinner and baddiel started a few crackers in the 90s.

Pele, Pele was S****E he was worse than Jason lee & he's got a pineapple on his head were sung at almost every English ground when Notts Forest played and Lee was in the team.

They roasted the poor lad Jason lee so much he quit football altogether.

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Posted in the OT but ill post it here as well:

Andy brownrigg, andy, andy brownrigg,

Andy brownrigg, andy, andy brown...

How we love your swinging tits, oh how we love your swinging tits,

Your monobrow, your monobrow,

Your two left feet, your two left feet,

Your double chin, your double chin...

Ohhhhhh andy brownrigg andy, andy brownrigg,

Andy brownrigg, andy, andy brown

Was a fat keeper in some junior team and the fans ripped him to pieces with that song just singing various insults

Is on YouTube somewhere

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My mates an Ipswich fan and they sing this to norwich to the tune of the adams family. Could be a good fit for the mhanky mob.

Your sister is your mother

Your father is your brother

You all fuck one another

The Norwich (sellick) family

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My mates an Ipswich fan and they sing this to norwich to the tune of the adams family. Could be a good fit for the mhanky mob.

Your sister is your mother

Your father is your brother

You all fuck one another

The Norwich (sellick) family

Sure that used to be sang at Falkirk fans if I remember rightly, we had a similar version about Gerry Adam's fucked up family. Could fit with Stokes as well!

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Theres no trophies from 2 unlimited no limits. Pretty sure this was started in 92-93 season at the piggery when we were on that amazing unbeaten run in all completions, no limits is even on that years video.

Also that day the whole rangers end cheered every scum players name when they were read out. The look on the tims faces was brilliant :)

:) can't remember the score but we were def winning and the Tims last throw of the dice was bringing Regi Blinker on. When his name was read out the whole of Ibrox rose as one into 'there's only one Regi Blinker ' chants. Class.

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Not sure if posted already, but I liked the one sung at a recent Newcastle v's Sunderland derby. Newcastle were in the bottom 5. Sunderland started singing "Going down, going down, going down"! Newcastle retort: "So are we, so are we, so are we...."!

Also, hate to mention this one as it was aimed at us, but it was timed well. When the talk of us & them possibly going to join the EPl, Man Utd gave us a bit of a roasting, to which they sang "EPL, you're having a laugh. EPL, you're having a laugh"! :dry:

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See to be honest, the tims singing "There's only two Andy Gorams" was pretty funny.

Aberdeen fans that done it first that game they beat us 2-0 or 2-1 up there and Goram made an arse of one of the goals - bout 1995

Celtic copied them

No like them eh

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