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Starts with a goldfish and ends with a cross dressing big black dame called Latisha with a high heel stuck through his/her windpipe.

Dunno, how are you going to get a black crossdresser into a game in a plastic bag full of water?

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I used to have a goldfish called Albertz, was a cracking wee fishy, lived until it was 4 years old then one morning my boy woke up early (two or three at the time) sneaked down stairs and tried to feed the fucking thing dug meat, cut his finger on the rim of the tin then grabbed the fish out the tank and accidentally crushed it to death in his hand... shit happens


Gold fish are stupid as fuck anyway

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I used to have a goldfish called Albertz, was a cracking wee fishy, lived until it was 4 years old then one morning my boy woke up early (two or three at the time) sneaked down stairs and tried to feed the fucking thing dug meat, cut his finger on the rim of the tin then grabbed the fish out the tank and accidentally crushed it to death in his hand... shit happens

Gold fish are stupid as fuck anyway

Sounds like a story Jordan would tell

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I used to have a goldfish called Albertz, was a cracking wee fishy, lived until it was 4 years old then one morning my boy woke up early (two or three at the time) sneaked down stairs and tried to feed the fucking thing dug meat, cut his finger on the rim of the tin then grabbed the fish out the tank and accidentally crushed it to death in his hand... shit happens

Gold fish are stupid as fuck anyway

Unlucky mate sounds like a catastrophe
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