Thermopylae 15,287 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 That Inbreeding is a bitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
murzo 7,447 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Glad it's not just me, just wondering why Asda would be raging at him for taking a goldfish to a game.The goldfish was his manager at Asda Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ready1873 3,896 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Haha who gives a fuck. If someone on here done it at a game he'd be a legend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeIsBlue 66,639 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Haha who gives a fuck. If someone on here done it at a game he'd be a legend.Taking a goldfish to the fitbaw and being called a legend Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
murzo 7,447 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 If that had been a Rangers fan it would be front page news "Sickening Rangers fan murders Nimo in sectarian attack" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jintybear 8,607 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 I used to have a goldfish called Albertz, was a cracking wee fishy, lived until it was 4 years old then one morning my boy woke up early (two or three at the time) sneaked down stairs and tried to feed the fucking thing dug meat, cut his finger on the rim of the tin then grabbed the fish out the tank and accidentally crushed it to death in his hand... shit happensGold fish are stupid as fuck anyway I hope you don't work for Asda. Apparently they take a dim view of goldfish murder Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 61,796 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Batter the fucker...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangers#1 5,478 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Poor wee sole Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin 13,659 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Mon the fisjh Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin 13,659 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Poor wee soletrout of order so it is Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eejay the dj 31,964 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Just noticed this doing the rounds on Twitter - taken during their recent game in Turkey.This guy is known on Twitter, HB and CM as Paul The Tim - apparently works at Asda in Linwood.Screenshot from the HB or CM:That fish has (or at least had) a higher IQ than that fucking retard.Lets now see what his bosses think of this.You kidding mate ? Asda Linwood is wall to wall beggars .Like many of the stores . Don't go near the fucking placeSadly nepotism has even reached supermarket chains nowadays Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyinroyalblue 16,478 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 His goldfish is called Jock because he had a really short memory as well. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
the sliver fox 1,672 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Possible football fan wearing a green and grey top, accidentally kills Orange fish in a totally non-sectarian tragedy.There's the headline for those courageous journos at the Daily Rebel. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
centenarystand 2,227 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Linwood - The Coatbridge of Renfrewshire. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQueensEleven 1,355 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 You kidding mate ? Asda Linwood is wall to wall beggars .Like many of the stores . Don't go near the fucking placeSadly nepotism has even reached supermarket chains nowadaysThe GSM is a bear Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Goldfish can live more than 10 years, its probably been in his family for about 8 generations Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 never out that asda as well. Given the employees are paid a pittance to serve me, I am none to fussed what school they went to. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Fox 167 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 especially cruel to a goldfish seeing as goldfish only have an attention span of 3 seconds so for the first three seconds the goldfish thinks '' aw naw my owner is a child molestor---then it forgets---and like groundhog day-- it looks up and says---aw naw my owner is a bead rattler--thern 3 seconds later it forgets-----then it looks up...........for all eternity. puir wee critter Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rab wilson 3,250 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 trout of order so it isI've haddock enough of this threadNo SurrenderRab Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,323 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 I've haddock enough of this threadNo SurrenderRabfor cod's sake, this scampi happening. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cushynumber 25,178 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 hake to say this but I wish you would all stop carping on, this is not the plaice for this. Its obvious some are floundering badly. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1872 20,965 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 The guy is a retard although must tims are to be fair! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Robot 21,399 Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 This isn't the plaice for dead fish jokes Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin 13,659 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 I've haddock enough of this threadNo SurrenderRabStop carping on aboot it then Sprats all folks ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEyesHaveit 563 Posted December 17, 2015 Share Posted December 17, 2015 Stop that now..its reported to Sturgeon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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