Quantum Leap - What would u do?

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

The next matches coming up are going to be big for us, and that's one of the great things about us - we do it when it matters. But just out of fun, if you could leap into for example, another manager for a day, who would it be and what would you do?

Would you humiliate that person? Would you set up ridiculous tactics for a game and watch their world collapse?

You also have the chance to be our manager or any player and be there doing it at the time of promotion or beating the scum.

Just a bit of fun.

For me I'd like to become a great current player and sign a 10 year contract with rangers for 20 quid a week. Either that or like sean lock become bono and disband U2.

[TMB 14,167]

Depends.  What football player or manager has the best looking wife?  I'll be him for a day.

[giffnockger 4,840]

2 minutes ago, THE_MIGHTY_BEARS said:

Depends.  What football player or manager has the best looking wife?  I'll be him for a day.

or 2 mate ha ha

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

Just now, THE_MIGHTY_BEARS said:

Depends.  What football manager has the best looking wife?

But question is, would you become the wife or the manager?

I'd become the wife and surround myself with mirrors, u know the rest

 

[KeyserSoze 14,604]

I would quantum leap into the body of the wee knob that sold me a fake OF ticket in 1983 and punch myself hard in the face.

[Leeds_Bear 8,112]

I'd become Jack The Flipper and not post this thread. 

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

Just now, Leeds_Bear said:

I'd become Jack The Flipper and not post this thread. 

Thanks for your contribution mate, it's always wonderful having a diverse amount of opinions on a thread. Sorry if this thread offends you so much. I just wanted a bit of a laugh with my fellow supporters.

[Leeds_Bear 8,112]

Just now, Jack The Flipper said:

Thanks for your contribution mate, it's always wonderful having a diverse amount of opinions on a thread. Sorry if this thread offends you so much. I just wanted a bit of a laugh with my fellow supporters.

Hey man no worries. What is life without a bit of diversity?! 

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

2 minutes ago, KeyserSoze said:

I would quantum leap into the body of the wee knob that sold me a fake OF ticket in 1983 and punch myself hard in the face.

Seriously? What a fanny.

I think I'd like to become Peter Lawwel and publicly apologise for the atrocities committed to young boys at Celtic park. I'd then announce the truth about Celtic fans, what they sing and their attitudes towards Scottish, British, and Protestant people. State that he didn't care and sell his club to a junky kicking about outside parkhead.

[MacStoner_96Bear_ST 27]

I''d become Temps and take his girlfriend (stunning) out for a date

If I was Ray MacKinnon I'd like to think I would lead a Raith revolution in the style of MW, beat Falkirk and take Raith up through the playoffs

 

[Corky True Legend 2,682]

I'd become Ally and hand back £800K.

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

Just now, Corky True Legend said:

I'd become Ally and hand back £800K.

What a nice gesture that would be, the type of gesture you'd expect from a Rangers man, not happening any time soon is it? 

[MacStoner_96Bear_ST 27]

Where would the world be if every professional footballer had to hand back their wages after they have already spent most of them probably - tin hat on and I'm out of here now, not going to discuss off topic

 

If you were a postman would you hand back 10 years worth of salary if you failed to become the best postman in the country, which is basically what some people are saying about ally re being a manager.

People call him McCoin but for me you need to look at the Dundee United transfer dealings under Jackie before you can say a manager is only in it for money

[Corky True Legend 2,682]

1 minute ago, MacStoner_96Bear_ST said:

Where would the world be if every professional footballer had to hand back their wages after they have already spent most of them probably - tin hat on and I'm out of here now, not going to discuss off topic

What a world it would be if every professional footballer got a full year's wages after leaving the club. In any event, we were talking about a manager, not a player, so fail, fail.

[Mr Soprano 13,964]

I'd become Lennon n do masel in

[Falcoholic 1,348]

I'd become Donny Relia and reveal to the world exactly what Big Jock Knew

[Bellshill_Bear 1,105]

23 minutes ago, Leeds_Bear said:

I'd become Jack The Flipper and not post this thread. 

I would become Leeds_bear .. And stop being a wee dick

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

2 minutes ago, Mr Soprano said:

I'd become Lennon n do masel in

Can you torture yourself first?

[Mr Soprano 13,964]

Just now, Jack The Flipper said:

Can you torture yourself first?

[dougie76 15,359]

1 minute ago, Bellshill_Bear said:

I would become Leeds_bear .. And stop being a wee dick

I'd become leeds bear and knock the fuck out you.

[Bellshill_Bear 1,105]

Just now, dougie76 said:

I'd become leeds bear and knock the fuck out you.

After you removed dougie76 from your arse ?

[Blueshoff 11,888]

22 minutes ago, Jack The Flipper said:

Seriously? What a fanny.

I think I'd like to become Peter Lawwel and publicly apologise for the atrocities committed to young boys at Celtic park. I'd then announce the truth about Celtic fans, what they sing and their attitudes towards Scottish, British, and Protestant people. State that he didn't care and sell his club to a junky kicking about outside parkhead.

You forgot to say 'and give Delia a contract for life'

[BridgeIsBlue 66,614]

I'd become Brother Walfrid when he was a wean and deliberately drown myself.

[Jack The Flipper 5,936]

2 minutes ago, dougie76 said:

I'd become leeds bear and knock the fuck out you.

I'd become the T1000 mimetic poly alloy terminator and turn myself into a big metal cock to distract everyone from the violence.

Cock jokes are welcome...

[KeyserSoze 14,604]

alternatively I would become the seat of Phil Bardsley's wife Tanya's bike.

 

 

 

 

 

**stupid reply - why not just become Phil Bardsley