cr3_bear 14,892 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 14 minutes ago, FSM said: I'm just picturing the scene at the bar. 55Bear: "Awrite mate, what team do you support?" Bloke "Er, Rangers" 55Bear "Me too, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me" Bloke "Sorry mate, I'm not really into that kind of stuff, I best be off anyway". Be a thread on here or follow follow later "is there anything worse " Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyalfollower 1,543 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Try this one.. mortgage advisor comes out on Monday.. sees my RFC badge above the door and starts giving it watp and starts telling me stories of attending games in the 80's. it wouldn't be random but 1 were in Leeds and 2 he's a Londoner that lived in bearsden for a few years and watch the Gers as he couldn't make Highbury to see the arsenal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno's Manbun 2,631 Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 25 minutes ago, FSM said: I'm just picturing the scene at the bar. 55Bear: "Awrite mate, what team do you support?" Bloke "Er, Rangers" 55Bear "Me too, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me" Bloke "Sorry mate, I'm not really into that kind of stuff, I best be off anyway". Where are you? Can't see you! Text me bbe Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 2,428 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 hour ago, FSM said: Winning the lottery. A threesome. Unlimited wishes. Depends on the make up of the threesome. Two blokes and one girl? Or two girls and one bloke? You could end up sucking a boaby. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 15,025 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Depends on the make up of the threesome. Two blokes and one girl? Or two girls and one bloke? You could end up sucking a boaby. Guy/guy/guy. As long as yer baws don't touch, it's no gay. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 2,428 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Just now, Drumloyal said: Guy/guy/guy. As long as yer baws don't touch, it's no gay. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 15,025 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Just now, Dazzler said: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno's Manbun 2,631 Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 21 minutes ago, Drumloyal said: Guy/guy/guy. As long as yer baws don't touch, it's no gay. Whatever you're into mate we won't judge. Admin, please move to OT Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtuoso 27,180 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 51 minutes ago, 55Bear said: ....than being away from home and going into a random bar after work for a pint, and the first bloke you speak to is a Bear. We really are the best fans in the world. Yer maw...and yer sister Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno's Manbun 2,631 Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 Just now, Virtuoso said: Yer maw...and yer sister Kudos mate, kudos. But it heres the curve ball.... I've no got a sister Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 15,025 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, 55Bear said: Whatever you're into mate we won't judge. Admin, please move to OT Back on topic, I never bump into Bears on holiday, always seems to be Germans and French. Ended up getting absolutely obliterated at the 24hr beach bar with a couple of Bayer Leverkusen fans over in Cuba a few years ago. They kept trying to get me to try that snuff shit they snort. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WATP-FOREVER 5,231 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Aye, beating motherfuckingwell. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 hour ago, fanaticCR said: A soapy pokey titty bum wank off the bear you've met at the bar. Gutted we never met at a bar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno's Manbun 2,631 Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 9 minutes ago, Drumloyal said: Back on topic, I never bump into Bears on holiday, always seems to be Germans and French. Ended up getting absolutely obliterated at the 24hr beach bar with a couple of Bayer Leverkusen fans over in Cuba a few years ago. They kept trying to get me to try that snuff shit they snort. Well that's actually quite off topic then....ain't it.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drumloyal 15,025 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, 55Bear said: Well that's actually quite off topic then....ain't it.... Only criteria it fails to meet is "after work". Away from home At the bar Making the point that I don't really bump into Bears in that scenario. You in a bad mood tonight mate? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtuoso 27,180 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Just now, 55Bear said: Kudos mate, kudos. But it heres the curve ball.... I've no got a sister I have vague recollections of her appearing in the OT Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Dazzler said: Depends on the make up of the threesome. Two blokes and one girl? Or two girls and one bloke? You could end up sucking a boaby. I was deliberately non-specific mate. It's a brave new world out there, and I'm a sexual conquistador. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 38 minutes ago, Virtuoso said: I have vague recollections of her appearing in the OT I've still got the pics. They kept me company during my 2 day ban. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluebearDory 3,694 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 3 hours ago, 55Bear said: ....than being away from home and going into a random bar after work for a pint, and the first bloke you speak to is a Bear. We really are the best fans in the world. Was in Rangers bar in Lanzarote a couple of times last week and got chatting to a ginger bearded guy from Aberdeen during Killie game. I guess it wasn't that random that he was a Rangers man but you don't get many fit gingers Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobar 13,676 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 hour ago, ben51 said: Gutted we never met at a bar. You going Sunday? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clemdog 39,389 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, fanaticCR said: You going Sunday? I wish lad. Give it 110 from me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandyinroyalblue 16,478 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Inigo said: A good jobby. The smell of cut grass. Olivia Munn. I'm guessing that list is not in order of preference Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
murzo 7,447 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 21 minutes ago, BluebearDory said: Was in Rangers bar in Lanzarote a couple of times last week and got chatting to a ginger bearded guy from Aberdeen during Killie game. I guess it wasn't that random that he was a Rangers man but you don't get many fit gingers  Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluebearDory 3,694 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 9 hours ago, murzo said:  Haha not unless he worked on the rigs from Aberdeen Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewhitesettler 2,711 Posted April 8, 2017 Share Posted April 8, 2017 11 hours ago, Inigo said: A good jobby. A one wiper is nice. I've been having a few one wipers recently, although my underwear is telling a different story. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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