Bruno's Manbun 2,631 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 ....than being away from home and going into a random bar after work for a pint, and the first bloke you speak to is a Bear. We really are the best fans in the world. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Winning the lottery. A threesome. Unlimited wishes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smartypants 4,446 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Finding a tenner in your jacket/trousers you've not had on for a while. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo 32,534 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 A good jobby. The smell of cut grass. Olivia Munn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverAndEver 71,664 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Quite a lot in all honesty. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 A pokey bum wank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo 32,534 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 A soapy tit wank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 A soapy pokey titty bum wank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weshallnotbemoved! 714 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Inigo said: A good jobby. The smell of cut grass. Olivia Munn. But not the smell when you cut the grass and you cut through dogshit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaudrupsPatrickBoots 13,510 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Guy probably thinks your an ignorant bastard because you've stopped talking to him to tell a bunch of strangers on the internet about him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobar 13,676 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 A soapy pokey titty bum wank off the bear you've met at the bar. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossorange 696 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, FSM said: A soapy pokey titty bum wank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossorange 696 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Don't think he was expecting these replies Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo 32,534 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 minute ago, weshallnotbemoved! said: But not the smell when you cut the grass and you cut through dogshit. ... unless it splatters on Olivia Munn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr3_bear 14,892 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Happened to me one time aswell . What are the chances in the Ibrox bar Benidorm . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HG5 11,154 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Inigo said: ... unless it splatters on Olivia Munn. Hmmm..... That's not the first thing I'd have thought of doing with her! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 61,605 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Wee Sarah fae accounts bending over to fill up the photocopier in her pencil skirt. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo 32,534 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 1 minute ago, HG5 said: Hmmm..... That's not the first thing I'd have thought of doing with her! She could shite in my eye after eating shellfish from the bin if it meant I could have my way with her. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,603 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 20 minutes ago, 55Bear said: ....than being away from home and going into a random bar after work for a pint, and the first bloke you speak to is a Bear. We really are the best fans in the world. Hey. That was me ya fat ride, bought you four pints and a packet of dry roasted peanuts and never even seen your boaby away back to your cheap hotel for a shot at xhamster ya tight bastard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Dangerously 7,562 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Moody Blue Legend said: Wee Sarah fae accounts bending over to fill up the photocopier in her pencil skirt. Sounds great, defo need a pic though ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
piperpete 3,186 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, Johnny Dangerously said: Sounds great, defo need a pic though ? And not of the photocopy machine I haste to add Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno's Manbun 2,631 Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 So the answer is yes then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno's Manbun 2,631 Posted April 7, 2017 Author Share Posted April 7, 2017 25 minutes ago, Bossorange said: Don't think he was expecting these replies Yes I was Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HG5 11,154 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 19 minutes ago, Inigo said: She could shite in my eye after eating shellfish from the bin if it meant I could have my way with her. She's just about hot enough to allow that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSM 20,892 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 I'm just picturing the scene at the bar. 55Bear: "Awrite mate, what team do you support?" Bloke "Er, Rangers" 55Bear "Me too, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me" Bloke "Sorry mate, I'm not really into that kind of stuff, I best be off anyway". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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