wilberforce1 605 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 First shitehole Scottish media question to our new (prospective) signings.... Bruno Alves: "Welcome to Scotland. Do you think you were fortunate to stay on the pitch, following your disgraceful, two-footed lunge at Diego Costa...?" Carlos Pena: " Welcome to Scotland. Do you know what a lager-tops is..?" Ryan Jack" "Welcome to Scotland. Do you feel any remorse, or sense of shame about how you left Aberdeen Football Club...?" Any others? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElBufalo20 7,974 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Welcome. Do you like going on football forums? Well if you do avoid @wilberforce1 on RangersMedia as some of his threads are dreadful. also welcome Ryan Jack no you're not completely deluded yes Aberdeen is also in Scotland Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Reporter: Bruno do you know what a square go is? Press conference erupts into violence, tabled and chairs getting thrown, burst faces all round, Jim Traynor trying to pull Bruno back, Big Graham Dorrans standing laughing because he told Bruno what it meant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeeFour 43 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Reporter: Bruno, Whats your opinion on celebrating with the fans? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hilts 12,819 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 53 minutes ago, plumbGER said: Reporter: Bruno do you know what a square go is? Press conference erupts into violence, tabled and chairs getting thrown, burst faces all round, Jim Traynor trying to pull Bruno back, Big Graham Dorrans standing laughing because he told Bruno what it meant. Bit ridiculous and far-fetched that mate. Why would Traynor actually do any work? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, Captain Hilts said: Bit ridiculous and far-fetched that mate. Why would Traynor actually do any work? Suppose, big Jim only works when it suits him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tannerall 25,935 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Bruno Alves: "Do you have any opinion or thoughts on @thedude blogs in the Daily Record ?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BailliestonTB 270 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 This place is getting worse? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin 13,669 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Whit school did ye go tae? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
standup 829 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 How excited were you when you heard you will be playing in the same league as celtic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
giffnockger 4,840 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 54 minutes ago, standup said: How excited were you when you heard you will be playing in the same league as celtic. celtic Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,683 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Reporter: congrats? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,426 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 5 hours ago, wilberforce1 said: First shitehole Scottish media question to our new (prospective) signings.... Bruno Alves: "Welcome to Scotland. Do you think you were fortunate to stay on the pitch, following your disgraceful, two-footed lunge at Diego Costa...?" Carlos Pena: " Welcome to Scotland. Do you know what a lager-tops is..?" Ryan Jack" "Welcome to Scotland. Do you feel any remorse, or sense of shame about how you left Aberdeen Football Club...?" Any others? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virtuoso 27,180 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Bruno, Ryan and Carlos...did Big Jock definitely know? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dummiesoot 16,115 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Bruno will you be sooking the arse of Saint Brenda, as everyone else in Scottish football does? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
standup 829 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 2 hours ago, giffnockger said: celtic bheasts Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banner 343 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Fish or steak? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedrono1 92 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 8 hours ago, wilberforce1 said: First shitehole Scottish media question to our new (prospective) signings.... Bruno Alves: "Welcome to Scotland. Do you think you were fortunate to stay on the pitch, following your disgraceful, two-footed lunge at Diego Costa...?" Carlos Pena: " Welcome to Scotland. Do you know what a lager-tops is..?" Ryan Jack" "Welcome to Scotland. Do you feel any remorse, or sense of shame about how you left Aberdeen Football Club...?" Any others? Bruno when u play your first old firm games do u promise to destroy the one known as Lego muncher? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickshaw77 287 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 DR "Bruno do you think the death penalty should have been reinstated for you after that tackle on Broonaldinho a few years back?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 83,755 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 "Did you take Madeleine?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrymorrison1 1,033 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 Can you see yourself progressing forward as a player playing alongside Rob Kiernan? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearInTheWood 220 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 "Hello and welcome Bruno. Are you looking forward to Hamilton on a shite Wednesday night in December?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Reynolds 3,359 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 I know Aberdeen is a shitehole, but last I checked it was still in Scotland... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BearInTheWood 220 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 11 hours ago, wilberforce1 said: Ryan Jack" "Welcome to Scotland. Sack this mongo journalist Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juniorsparkie 491 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 9 hours ago, plumbGER said: Suppose, big Jim only works when it suits him. He still here ? Did he no go to Forest to tell MW what he could or couldn't say ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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