He's blue he's white 717 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 41 minutes ago, ger4life_1872 said: He's blue , he's white , he's really fucking tight and he's always right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC Eagle 4,888 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 30 minutes ago, Bobby Hume said: Aye mate ... as old as the hills themselves .... now being referred to in medical journals as suffering from TCBS ..... The Cumnock Bear Syndrome ..... In medical microbiology journals TCBS is used to grow Vibrio cholerae and its green! I always thought there was something not right with that Cumnock bloke. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Hume 13,141 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 27 minutes ago, KeyserSoze said: Or Cumnockbearsotheraccountfrenia It can be a terrible affliction .... but scientists have revealed they have made a significant breakthrough after stringent tests on other human sufferers of this condition ... some involving whipping, it has been reported .... that small amounts of money generously donated to The Rangers Media Erskine Fund will alleviate the symptoms ... and donating on a regular basis will in time cure this malady completely. So there is now no reason for sufferers to feel isolated and alone ... the cure is out there .... and the wonderful news is it will only cost sufferers a mere £10 quid a year to be freed from their misery .... some after taking the cure ... even have smiles as wide as the Clyde ..... just like the recipients of their donations .... our armed forces veterans .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,603 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bobby Hume said: It can be a terrible affliction .... but scientists have revealed they have made a significant breakthrough after stringent tests on other human sufferers of this condition ... some involving whipping, it has been reported .... that small amounts of money generously donated to The Rangers Media Erskine Fund will alleviate the symptoms ... and donating on a regular basis will in time cure this malady completely. So there is now no reason for sufferers to feel isolated and alone ... the cure is out there .... and the wonderful news is it will only cost sufferers a mere £10 quid a year to be freed from their misery .... some after taking the cure ... even have smiles as wide as the Clyde ..... just like the recipients of their donations .... our armed forces veterans .... A cure has definitely been found Bobby - scientifically proven to cure this ailment the word needs out Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoopsLaud 4,186 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Brilliant thread. I shall be setting up a regular donation shortly once I figure out how to work out the internets. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courtyard Bear 41,357 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Junior Soprano said: Think franks point has flown right over your head. Probably, but what's new. ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,603 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Gaffbear said: Whoever reports other bears on here needs a kick in the baws Can us women report folks then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Vandenbroucke 26,204 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Reported OP for reporting me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaffbear 4,096 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, KeyserSoze said: Can us women report folks then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brackley 1,401 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 5 hours ago, KeyserSoze said: Reported (again) *** slaps his get out of jail free card onto the table *** Already a Platinum member. ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC Eagle 4,888 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 48 minutes ago, KeyserSoze said: Can us women report folks then? Obviously, also open for any eunuchs to get reporting too. Although not sure they'd want to be outed as Jaffas. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Women are from Venus, men are from Bears Den. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,603 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 39 minutes ago, RFC Eagle said: Obviously, also open for any eunuchs to get reporting too. Although not sure they'd want to be outed as Jaffas. but Gaffbear said anybody reporting deserves a kick in the BAWS Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneDavidCooper 2,505 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, KeyserSoze said: but Gaffbear said anybody reporting deserves a kick in the BAWS It was a sexist gaff on his part. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC Eagle 4,888 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, KeyserSoze said: but Gaffbear said anybody reporting deserves a kick in the BAWS If its plural then I can think of a few who wouldn't be receiving that, females, eunuchs and those with just the one baw. Sometimes posters don't consider the ramifications of their imprecision. Its given a free pass to those who are oblivious to the punishment. I'm glad I did The Merchant of Venice as my set Shakespear for O Level. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyserSoze 14,603 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 15 minutes ago, RFC Eagle said: If its plural then I can think of a few who wouldn't be receiving that, females, eunuchs and those with just the one baw. Sometimes posters don't consider the ramifications of their imprecision. Its given a free pass to those who are oblivious to the punishment. I'm glad I did The Merchant of Venice as my set Shakespear for O Level. You one of em "thinking" bears then? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basrah Bear 2,981 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 20 minutes ago, RFC Eagle said: If its plural then I can think of a few who wouldn't be receiving that, females, eunuchs and those with just the one baw. Sometimes posters don't consider the ramifications of their imprecision. Its given a free pass to those who are oblivious to the punishment. I'm glad I did The Merchant of Venice as my set Shakespear for O Level. That was almost an impressive post with big words until you fucked up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFC Eagle 4,888 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, Basrah Bear said: That was almost an impressive post with big words until you fucked up. I use one of his many epithets. I was considering Francis Bacon. I can't decipher the 'missing e' from his own hand. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JWAC 2,246 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 Saw this thread start last night and I was in stitches at GB's fuck off reply. It's almost as if @Frank Harrison wasn't aware GB knows what RM is like, or that FH doesn't spend a lot of time in OT taking the pish too. Others joined in, hilarious apart from the fact they're moaning about fund raising. "Aye but it's his methods I don't like" - Fuck Off Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basrah Bear 2,981 Posted August 2, 2017 Share Posted August 2, 2017 1 hour ago, RFC Eagle said: I use one of his many epithets. I was considering Francis Bacon. I can't decipher the 'missing e' from his own hand. good answer Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted August 2, 2017 Author Share Posted August 2, 2017 fuck me. where to begin? Ok, after consultation with Admin, the ban has now been lifted temporarily for some members. The deadline for donations has been extended to this Saturday. So you still have a chance to redeem yourself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted August 2, 2017 Author Share Posted August 2, 2017 13 hours ago, geneva_ger said: Calm down Frank and for what it's worth, I know GB doesn't need backed-up here but I'm going to do so anyway. It's not done for recognition as in the 5 years I've been on here I've yet to see a "look at me" from GB. I got a notification too by the way. What's your pidgeon with GB bumping the fund with a bit of humour? We are all also familiar with "if you had it would you give it", and I have no doubt that you and every other Bear on here gives to charity regularly when able. Well done for not seeking recognition and advising us of that point. Hi GG. Thanks for those kind words. Technically, there have actually been four look at me's over the last five years. Here's the first... And two more.... And the last... The first was posted because I wanted people to see Young Ant's injury, and feel more inclined to help him. The second and third, because it needed two people to hold the frames. And the fourth was because I was showing the Erskine medal to our Fund Members, because it's them who paid for it! I guess if I were not so ugly, I'd maybe flaunt myself a bit more, but to be honest, I prefer seeing others basking in the glory... Other than that, you hit several nails on the head. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted August 2, 2017 Author Share Posted August 2, 2017 11 hours ago, Brackley said: Oh the irony. Calling people taigs and then telling them to contribute using a papal organisation. ?????? But don't fret. There is also a more patriotic way to donate... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted August 2, 2017 Author Share Posted August 2, 2017 10 hours ago, IbroxBurnzy said: Looking for a Donation to a great cause and even that ends in a negative spin ? RangersMedia baffles me at times?? Well Done GB and keep up the good work I for one will happily keep donating ? It's not so baffling when you analyse it a little. (Bear in mind that I get a LOT more PMs than I get posts) Be reassured though that those who would like to see the Fund fail, or fuck off, are a very small, albeit very vocal minority. And if you need proof of that, ask me how many Good Bears have pledged/signed up over the last 24 hours. And how many Bears have come across as maybe not so good. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted August 2, 2017 Author Share Posted August 2, 2017 10 hours ago, IbroxBurnzy said: Looking for a Donation to a great cause and even that ends in a negative spin ? Rangers Media baffles me at times?? Well Done GB and keep up the good work I for one will happily keep donating ? And thank you for your support mate. That's what I like about our Fund Members - everything! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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