Sket 13,610 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Old guy sits next to me in GF,every game without fail he gives it "who's this cunt" "this cunts an arsehole" "fuck off ya cunt"...all directed at our own players,half of which he doesn't know their names and then generally follows up with rambling nonsense for 5 minutes until the next outburst.Does my fucking head in. I'm moving next season. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheNuts 552 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 My dad and i have had seats up in the club deck for years and there was one guy there, for about four seasons, who used to shout several times during the game "c'mon rangers, this is a doddle by the way".That still always goes through my head everytime im at ibrox!That was during smiths first stint as a manager so things were a bit more of a doddle!I just posted this a few posts up without seeing your post! haha, that phrase rings round my head every time im in ibrox aswell! strange. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwhiteandblue 3,330 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Best I've heard Motherwell are giving the tarriers a doing at fir park .the tims ain't happy with the subs when the big Italian centre half annoni starts limbering up and one of the scum shouts ,aw naw no annoni oan anaw nooBam Cowan Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sket 13,610 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Stirling Albion away, someone found out their keepers name. We were right behind the goal and he was getting pelters the whole half. People shouting "Watch yer near post Davie" on every attack, "You're shite Davie". He was taking it well and then he went to take a goal kick and someone shouted again, he shouted back "Aye and you're fat" Think his name was Davie anyway Few of us were right down the front giving their ginger sub keeper pelters. Was the first game away to Stirling. Some laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super1872 463 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 A couple of seasons ago there was a zoomer a few seats along who used to scream "SHOOT, SHOOT " as soon as the ball was across the halfway line, no matter who was on the ball or what position the ball was in. Now I have a group of young posh lads sitting near me and I have to listen to them discuss private school and shit like that. There's a guy this season as well who's war cry is "ARE YE HAPPY NOO MCCOIST ARE YE FUCKING HAPPY NOO? " Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mason boyne 40 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 comaon the sons of william Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Way back in the 60s...........a fucker used to shout............get yer spearmint chewin gum and yer macaroon bar and then someone would pipe up...........get yer roll and gammon/spam. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooblue 105 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "Get yer Wrigley's spearmint gum" "tablet, macaroon..." Couple of my earliest football memories right there. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "Get yer Wrigley's spearmint gum" "tablet, macaroon..."Couple of my earliest football memories right there.And all the rolls stuffed into a cardboard box. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooblue 105 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 And all the rolls stuffed into a cardboard box.Dont really remember the rolls tbh - my old boy would either not have trusted them, baulked at paying whatever they were asking or (and by far the most likely) brought his own! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivybank 4,496 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 And all the rolls stuffed into a cardboard box.he used to shout 40pence a roll 2 for a quid! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter huistra 1,740 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Used to hear this guy shouting "caw yerselfs Rangers fans" when no one was singing , after about the tenth time a turned round and said i do call myself a Rangers fan now sit doon .Also a few obvious ones like , Switch it ! switch it ! "gie um it nooo" or when big Amo fancied hitting a freekick "aw no him firfucksake" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooblue 105 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Man on! Probably the most direct involvement in a game the average fan can have. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanbluenose 2 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Remember sitting in the club deck with my Dad for a game against Dundee. We had an old pished Irish guy next to us and he was brilliant. Near the end Vanoli picks the ball up 25 yards out an he screams "Vanolis gonna give us one!" a secon later he slams it top corner. Legend (the pished Irish guy not the pishy haired froggy) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theblueskyeman 527 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Was workin down south near London around the time Gaza had signed for Middlesburgh. Was workin with a fella who supported Wimbledon when they played at Selhurst Park and he took me along to a game against Middlesburgh where Gaza was makin an appearance. The teams come on the park at the corner of the pitch there where I was sittin and when they came on I ran down the front and gave it "GAZA GIS THE SASH!!" He turned round with a big surprised grin and gave a mad wave in the direction of the stand. Dont think he could believe it. Gave the same again when there was a corner and he was standin at the front post and you could see he had the giggles a bit. Gave us a wee buzz at the time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
racoon 66 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 can you not find a blue jersey happens all the time. might be right but but but fuck off Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gogzy 31,195 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Fucking BOOOOO is classic Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooblue 105 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Fucking BOOOOO is classic Totally. It's the wee pause that makes it, but - "fuckin' {half a beat, cannae think of a word, fuck it} BOOOOO!!". Brilliant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEARGER 339 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Few years back when I sat in the CD. Every week a guy a good bit away from me would shout " come on Rangers ......this is a dawdle by the way". You had to be there.There is also a guy ED who shouts "I hate Dingwall" at every opportunity. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee9 3,967 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Old boy next to me always shout at the ref ''yeh fuckin slept wae a referee ya bead rattlin bastard'' Every game without fail Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistleman 52 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 guy beside me in ee for years just shouts the same thing about a hundred times duringevery game hod the baw hod the baW THEN LAST SEASON A AULD GUY WITH A WALKIN STICK SAT TAPPIN THE STICK OAN THE GRUN THE WHOLE GAME AND SHOUTIN SHOOT SHOOT AND BETWEEN THE 2 OF THEM YER HEED WIS BURSTIN Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SectionRedHMS 190 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Years ago,McCoist missed a sitter with a header and this old guys shouts out,"McCoist your heads like a biscuit tin" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKingObv 10,594 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "Rising Stars, half time draw"Woman that shouts this where you buy food, in Govan Rear, fucking does my head in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnym8ts 10 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Auld yin beside me always shouts at whoever puts a shot off target"You couldn't hit a barn door wae an elephant ya prick" lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDYT 47 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Guy that sat next to me years ago used to call everyone "Ya Fat Ride" mostly rangers players mind. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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