TheCutch 4,340 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Guy behind me shouts "Ah want some ae whit their oan" everytime BF1 some their crazy jump abouts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian 4,281 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "Aw fur Fucks sake Ally, do something" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giovan 50 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 A heard a guy in front on me shout this season 'check that cunt rolling about as if he's dead' Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RANGERST1LLADIE 33 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Guy near me just keeps shouting "c'moooooooonnn" or "step it up a gear". Does ma nut in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Blue 1,384 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Can always remember this one game a few years ago. We mustve been playing scundee utd, cos Billy Dodds got a wee clap as he came on for them. Guy a row or two behind me was saying how he liked Dodds when he played for us etc. Dodds then puts in a heavy challenge on someone and the guys whole demeanour changes and screams "Ya big eared wee prick!" haha. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyCR1 1,502 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "You're getting subbed because of your haircut", "that'll come down with snow on it" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig53 326 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I sit in GF1, the last 3 home games have been full of three middle aged men sitting arguing about what newsreaders say on the telly. It's fucking hilarious. Not football related though, but still funny as fuck "Good evening, I'm John Mackay!" "Naw, he doesn't say that, it's 'Hi, I'm John Mackay'" in his voice. Sean Batty was getting it on Saturday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
As I Was Walking.... 100 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Few years back when Nacho and Prso were up front sat behind some Irish guys who'd shout "SHOOOOT!!" no matter who had the ball or where they were on the pitch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
offminorthreat 1,463 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 hahaha belter of a thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binsy08 362 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 talking years ago about Capucho, a guy behind me shouted, " that pricks a fanny. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mick1271 521 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Spent a full half shouting at Neil mcCann ,calling him a dundee reject .league cup final v hearts at the paedodome .think he signed for us the following season (cracking player ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenosebrad 452 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "Hey McCoist your a great Manager" How we all laughed as Peterhead beat us 2 - 1. being sarcastic in case your asking just so fed up at the mo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binsy08 362 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 "Hey McCoist your a great Manager" How we all laughed as Peterhead beat us 2 - 1. being sarcastic in case your asking just so fed up at the mo. A belter. . Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alectrician 70 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Not sure which referee it was but he was having a nightmare....and one guy was heard to say.."Haw ref...if brains were made o' gless..you widnae have enough left over tae make a pair o' specs fur a sparra"!!!..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samenzi 7 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 hey ref you widna know a foul if I hut ye way a chicken Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCDBigBear 10,825 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 was up for the rangers qp game a guy sat next to me was trying to impress his gf every ball that was played he was shouting good ball class superb. after about 80mins i said to him who are you trying to do convince that yer a muppet her or yourself that you know nothing about football.the look on his face was worth the cost of the drive the ticket and the digs.You think that's funny? I think you proved who the muppet was! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.E.C. 18,781 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Years ago against the sheep people were going for pies and toilet breaks before half time, the sheep fans started singing "cheerio cheerio cheerio" and the guy in front of me screamed at the top of his voice saying, "We're going for a pish man!"Was laughing for nearly 10 minutes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBagalag 721 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 One of the funniest things I've heard at the football actually occurred at a Clydebank v Dundee game a good few years ago. It was a midweek and my mate had nobody to go with so I went along. We sat next to the dividing fence between home and away support and a proper ned Clydebank fan was showing off in front of his bird, giving the Dundee fans dogs abuse, when a really young boy stood up and shouted "here mate, I fancy your bird....for the Grand National cause she's a fucking horse". Ned was clamped as the Dundee fans then broke into a chorus of "Horse face, Horse face, Horse face, Horse face". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docopops 13 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Boy a few seats in front of me in row W GF2 always shouts! "A wee bit ae urgency Rangers, c'mon!" Every time we had the fuckin baw! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianb1547 3,767 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 wee boy behind me on Saturday shouted.."It's no pass the parcel"thats his education started then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesbro1976 162 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 A guy used to sit behing me in the govan front. He always berated mark walters, i was only about ten and it done my nut in. He usd to shout ya 'humphy monkey' . . He then scored a belter against motherwell in an evening gam,e and my dad turned round told him to fuvck off an some more expletives, we never saw him again ,, result Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Azure 1,414 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I remember years ago at Easter Road, Hivs were attacking and we won the ball back, someone passed the ball to John Greig and he was about to hump the ball upfield when he was clattered from behind and brought down, howls of protest from our support, then it quites down when an old guy beside us shouts at the top of his voice, " HAW, FURFUCKSAKE REF, PROTECT THE BALL PLAYERS", laughter erupted all around us. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooblue 105 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Years ago when I sat in the club deck there was this utter walloper that hated Cannigia & gave him pelters every time he was on the ball. Didn't matter how he was playing he got it in the nack regardless but the guy's patter was pure mince. "Haw spaghetti heid" is the one that sticks in my mind but there were plenty others. Guy was relentless and just wouldn't shut up with his pish then one day a wee old guy that sat a few seats down stood up, turned round and tore shreds off the guy before storming off to find a steward. Never saw him again although the bigmouthed banger remained for the rest of the season.More recently at the first QP away game there was a brilliant comedy moment when someone sitting near us just lost his shit completely - went to scream something but it came up completely unintelligible and sounded like someone trying to start up a high-pitched motorbike (badly). Was hilarious just the way everyone nearby turned and looked at each other going "what the utter fuck?!". Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topgoalie 637 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Remember at a game a few years back,the guy along from me who continually berated Mo Edu.After another pass went astray,he just lost it,he stood up shouting at the top of his voice"See him,see him,said it all along that Black Americans should stick to gang warfare or rapping" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number6 228 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Not in the stadium but still technically at Ibrox. In the Louden on Saturday there was a couple of Americans in who were being treated to the game by a family member it seemed and one of them said to their Scottish friend/family, 'hey that song kinda sounds like the Fields of Athenry'.He was put in his place by the young relative/friend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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